williemillersmoustache Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 3 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: He’d need the monarch’s approval which he wouldn’t get. Maybe if he went in a blue duffle coat, red wellies and floppy hat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Really? Has the monarch ever refused in modern times? Might need a bit of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 minute ago, williemillersmoustache said: Maybe if he went in a blue duffle coat, red wellies and floppy hat? He'd get shipped off to Rwanda. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Just now, Brother Blades said: Really? Has the monarch ever refused in modern times? Not that I’m aware, howeverI doubt if anyone has asked in petulance. If there is someone else that can form a government, and there would be in the Tory ranks, then she’d ask them. Anyway Johnson would get gutted by his own party if he tried that one. Probably get deselected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawson Park Boy Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Aye, but apart from that... he's got a reputation for competency at his Department roles and he can be ferocious at the despatch box. I still think he's got a chance of slipping through unnoticed like May. Gove would definitely be my choice. Hes done well in every job he’s had. Edited June 6, 2022 by Dawson Park Boy Spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zern Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 21 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said: All hail the useful idiot who only tells the truth by accident when lashing out. According to Nadine Dorries 96% of those letters sent to 1922 committee were in support of Boris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 I think if BJ goes Britannia Unhinged would get behind one candidate (probably Priti) and look to fight a GE on the sort of "red meat" policies that would attract their 2019 converts - hanging anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Present, past or future? There is an old saying about a bloke who marries his bit on the side immediately creating a vacancy, but I'll leave it to others to decide if it applies to the PM given his outstanding track record of honesty, integrity and fidelity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zern Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 minute ago, btb said: I think if BJ goes Britannia Unhinged would get behind one candidate (probably Priti) and look to fight a GE on the sort of "red meat" policies that would attract their 2019 converts - hanging anyone? I'm surprised it not yet listed as a Brexit "benefit". The tories have always been rather keen on the death penalty. (Until it is one of their own.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, btb said: I think if BJ goes Britannia Unhinged would get behind one candidate (probably Priti) and look to fight a GE on the sort of "red meat" policies that would attract their 2019 converts - hanging anyone? 6 months ago I’d have agreed with you that the membership would have elected the most evil arsepiece they could get their paws on (definitely Priti) but with it becoming clearer that Rwanda is a w**k fantasy that’s not going to be fulfilled without hefty legal shenanigans I reckon it’ll be Truss. Beige, and girlboss might seem cooler counterpoint to Kieth as well as shoveling out currently toxic Bullingdon culture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Just now, carpetmonster said: 6 months ago I’d have agreed with you that the membership would have elected the most evil arsepiece they could get their paws on (definitely Priti) but with it becoming clearer that Rwanda is a w**k fantasy that’s not going to be fulfilled without hefty legal shenanigans I reckon it’ll be Truss. Beige, and girlboss might seem cooler counterpoint to Kieth as well as shoveling out currently toxic Bullingdon culture. Truss is one of the BU co-authors plus it would be good to get a lass who was skooled in Paisley into Downing Street! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: 6 months ago I’d have agreed with you that the membership would have elected the most evil arsepiece they could get their paws on (definitely Priti) but with it becoming clearer that Rwanda is a w**k fantasy that’s not going to be fulfilled without hefty legal shenanigans I reckon it’ll be Truss. Beige, and girlboss might seem cooler counterpoint to Kieth as well as shoveling out currently toxic Bullingdon culture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 I think Truss is a dangerous idiot who could send the navy into the Black Sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zern Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Tin Lizzy would be hilarious, but it would get less funny when she launches WW3. Kwazi Kwarteng anyone? He was one of the co-authors of that Britannia Unchained piss. No great scandals attached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zern Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 17 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: There is an old saying about a bloke who marries his bit on the side immediately creating a vacancy, but I'll leave it to others to decide if it applies to the PM given his outstanding track record of honesty, integrity and fidelity. Rumour has it that there is super-injunction in place to prevent the naming of his current mistress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btb Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I think Truss is a dangerous idiot who could send the navy into the Black Sea. Isn't her knowledge of geography a bit dodgy? More likely to send them into Ferguslie! Edited June 6, 2022 by btb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Think it will be Wallace as the dark horse as he's the war guy on the Bozo team, so could play out the tough on Russia angle. Johnny Mercer being the war guy not on Bozos team might also be a good outsider. The dressy up weekend soldier Francois can stand outside the ballot room with a spud gun and rubber knife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Zern said: Kwazi Kwarteng anyone? He was one of the co-authors of that Britannia Unchained piss. No great scandals attached. No, thick as mince and gets pwned every time he has to go on the telly. Even managed to look shite on the BBC. Wallace or Sharma would be my outside bets although Sharma seems a bit too sensible to want the gig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Johnson will be getting through this. The question is whether he gets through by a lot or whether he scrapes through. I suspect the former. Tories like him because he's an utter c**t like they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 14 minutes ago, Zern said: Rumour has it that there is super-injunction in place to prevent the naming of his current mistress. Hmmmm.... Does it apply in Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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