Jacob Rees Snoopmogg Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Dunno if this has been done previously,but, discounting the hippy dippy trippy otherworldly ramblings of the likes of Jon Anderson/Yes etc. and the nonsense stream of consciousness babble from Karl Hyde/ Underworld. What's the worst lyric/s ever? An absolute lulu is from Emerson, Lake and Palmer with the song "Hallowed be thy name" Namely.... "But many a drunk got drunker, a mostly a thinker, thunker" What the f**k??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 I am the table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 This has to go to "Life" by Des'ree I'm afraid of a ghost, that's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast. I'm afraid of the dark, especially when I'm in a park. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 My favourite cringe lyric is from “Get Down, Make Love” by Queen. ”You take my body, I give you heat. You say you’re hungry, I give you meat” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Saxon's 747 lyrics are full-on crap from start to finish, including: "There's no power, there's no groundlights" "For God's sake put the groundlights on" "There's no power, what do we do?" Lyrics so bad an S1 pupil would be ashamed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Kid Rock decided to rhyme the word “things “ with the word, erm “things” in All Summer Long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Gonna write a classic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Cousin, dozen, oven. Sister, missed her, blister. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Any lyric by Noel Gallagher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyDickFingers Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time." Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Love 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoss Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 The entirety of The Black-Eyed Peas' "Where Is The Love?". It's a bit like the poetry I'd write when I was twelve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 Today I was reminded by Annie Lennox that, when she walks into an empty room, suddenly her heart goes boom. Sorry, boowoowoowooiewooiewoowoom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 Are we human, or are we dancer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted October 22, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2021 On 18/08/2019 at 16:50, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Gonna write a classic Are you gonna write it in an attic? 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Are we human, or are we dancer? The Killers are absolute shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town. Maybe try the jail? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 anything with the slightest connection to The Stereophonics, even cover version lyrics become shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 You're the one for me, fattie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 1 hour ago, coprolite said: You're the one for me, fattie Thanks m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thanks m8. Any port in a storm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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