BillyAnchor Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Men that call themselves by their full first name. Michael should be Mike/Mick etc. Joe should not be Joseph and on and on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 5 hours ago, AFCDannyFTH said: Folk who wear over-ear headphones in public. People who sit in coffee shops with their laptops trying to look busy/important. Nothing wrong with wearing over-ear headphones, they are the best do not disturb sign you can get. The people in coffee shops you refer to are invariably writing a book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 People that go to coffee shops are minks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 16 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Of course, if you really want to dick them about on the phone, you could say E for eulogy, P for psychiatrist, K for knee etc. Spoke to a Greek lad on the phone once day and he said “H for eh, omlette”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 18 hours ago, ShaggysBeard said: Aye, I had a look around on Google there. Perfectly normal behaviour. Not my finest hour. F for fanny. Which reminds me of an incident from 1990, working in a medium-sized office. The main product we worked on had "Vixen", as part of its name. A lad from Longniddry was phoning around for insurance quotes for his motorbike, and discussing his progress and insurer options with an older fellas from Musselburgh. In the spirit of the topic, I will denote them by Lima and Mike, respectively. Lima's bike's registration started with a V, which he was completely unable to communicate to the woman on the other end of the phone ("Whisky"). The conversation rang pretty loudly around the office, Whisky's contributions emerged later. Whisky: "What's the registration of the vehicle?" Lima: "V123 ABC" Whisky: "D123 ABC?" Lima: "Naw! VEE123 ABC!" Whisky: "DEE123 ABC?" Lima: "Naw! VEE! V for Vixen!" Whisky: "D for Dixon?" Lima: "Naw!" Mike (to Lima): "V for Vagina." Lima (triumphantly): : Aye! V for Vagina!" Whisky: "Ah, ah yes, I see. Vee." We didn't do much work on that office. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 9 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Men that call themselves by their full first name. Michael should be Mike/Mick etc. Joe should not be Joseph and on and on. Shut up William. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: People that go to coffee shops are minks Are you watching me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Spoke to a Greek lad on the phone once day and he said “H for eh, omlette”.Hello everybody peeps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 37 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Are you watching me? Look at the state of that cup, have you had a stroke? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Looks like tomato soup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 4 hours ago, MixuFixit said: . I don't know what this means. I regret posting that attack on @Muzza81 though, I'm sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Eating a brownie with a fork for f**k sakes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Adam101 said: Are you watching me? That place looks rancid, look at the dark edge round the table. Plastic knife? Don't they trust you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, johnnydun said: That place looks rancid, look at the dark edge round the table. Plastic knife? Don't they trust you? Visiting the jail? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 People who play Fifa ultimate team 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 2 hours ago, johnnydun said: That place looks rancid, look at the dark edge round the table. Plastic knife? Don't they trust you? Looks like a napkin to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 People who pay for Fifa ultimate team points Ftfy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Coffee shops are great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 People in their 30s who still play fifa as if football is the only thing they can relate to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 48 minutes ago, Rugster said: Looks like a napkin to me Aye fair do's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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