smpar Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Busta Nut said: add it Can't really remember it, that story's grown arms and legs. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 DA Baracas (I think) posted in the NFSW forum about a weird fantasy he had. Making a pram big enough for adults. Making adjustments to it so he could f**k somone in it. someone drank a puddle once anaw.He didn’t post it in NSFW it was in General Nonsense. He also didn’t say it was his fantasy, he said he thought he could make money out manufacturing them. So he was being entrepreneurial rather than perverted. Maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oleksandr Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Wasn’t that the same poster who wanted to ride a 14 year old Rebecca Black? Yeah, weird lad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 some guy not stalk a lassie at a game or something [emoji848]I'm sure that was Clyde till we die, something to do saintsam, IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Sebu was terrific. The best ever scarf-collecting, truck-driving, prossie-murdering Corsican P&B has known. Thank you. Wasn’t it just Dundee fans that kept donating scarfs to him? Probably a trial run for Deefiant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 A dundee fan ( should remember his name but I dont ) decided to do a runner with Dundee fans money on here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 CTWD had various beefs with SaintSam and when St Johnstone played Patrick Thistle, he went along and posted in the match thread that he’d been sitting just behind her in the away end. CTWD was a genuinely scary poster, not in a creepy way (although that is creepy behaviour) but in a “he could and would kill you” way. He often hinted that he was involved in the sort of Glasgow shenanigans that end with people being shot in an Asda car park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I'm sure that was Clyde till we die, something to do saintsam, IIRC.It was. Wasnt he close enough to "smell her hair" or something similarly creepy. Swampy produced a glorious meme in celebration which must be lost in various culls. Clyde fans are fucking weirdos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 55 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A Dundee fan watched his dad getting beaten up by Rangers fans after a game at Dens and then posted, tearfully, on here about it. A Clyde fan, enraged at another poster!suggested he attend 12Ruel Street for a physical conclusion to their argument. The poster was also to “bring his maw”. I can’t remember which poster it was, Morton fan I think, posted that he was being chatted up by a girl at a social event and when he decided he wasn’t interested in her advances, urinated in his pants to repel her, I assume successfully. How unusual is that... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, smpar said: Can't really remember it, that story's grown arms and legs. Which was more than the people in the pram had... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Invergowrie Arab being adamant that he once got paid cash in hand with a £500 note. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: CTWD had various beers with SaintSam and when St Johnstone played Patrick Thistle, he went along and posted in the match thread that he’d been sitting just behind her in the away end. CTWD was a genuinely scary poster, not in a creepy way (although that is creepy behaviour) but in a “he could and would kill you” way. He often hinted that he was involved in the sort of Glasgow shenanigans that end with people being shot in an Asda car park. Tesco manager, was he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) The Edinburgh sides have contributed greatly to the forum folklore too.. Greggy Wallace and his four minute gym sessions Hearts Daft proudly boasting of his £8 per hour income Kara Hibbee coming out as a massive racist Paulo Sergio sending me a screenshot of his bank statement showing his ticket purchase for Liverpool v Hearts in 2012 to prove to me he'd attended after I'd gently ribbed him about not going, complete with account number and sort code, he was later banned for making a joke about a Kilmarnock fan who died of a heart attack at a match against Hibernian. Just off the top of my head those ones, I'm sure Forever Hibs had one of the most spectacular meltdowns and bannings/resignations ever on the forum. Edited October 21, 2019 by Flybhoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I remember the old “Out of the loop” thread that explained all you needed to know. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 One of my favourite P&B moments is one that I don’t think many will remember but I think it ties into the cultural zeitgeist of our time. Many years ago former poster Kilt posted a thread on General Nonsense about being an alcoholic. He posted that his wife has given him an ultimatum about his drinking and that he’d given it up, I think he was looking for tips on that as well as sharing his problems. Back in those days most posts like that were received pretty well, most people offering kind words and thoughts. Until the now banned Falkirk poster Olaf Thom piped up and said “you are at it, you aren’t really an alcoholic, you are just saying you are so your wife doesn’t leave you”. It was a bombshell and iirc wasn’t received well by Kilt. I do remember thinking that it seemed a really harsh to say but also that it was true.The world and the Internet seemed smaller and more intimate and their was a more communal feel. It maybe seemed a better place but the communal feel maybe enforced a conformity on people, one that hid underlying truths. Slowly people started realising that the forum and the internet became a more chaotic place and people who stayed in their close circles continued to enforce a conformity that cosseted them from realities they’d rather not face. I don’t want to oversell the importance of P&B but you can draw a direct line between Olaf Thom trolling Kilt and the election of President Trump, the troll Commander in Chief. P&B caused Trump. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Funky Nosejob said: I remember the old “Out of the loop” thread that explained all you needed to know. what a thread. I am reading that later in ma jammies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) Philpy organising a pool tournament for peadophiles. Edited October 21, 2019 by Flybhoy 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 26 minutes ago, Oleksandr said: I'm sure the story was more that he rinsed his mouth out with the water, didn't drink it if I remember right. That's not so bad then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 What was the one about the Hibs fan and his girlfriend at the pictures? Didn't he get her to sign up to P&B to confirm she was his gf and that they had been at the pictures? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: What was the one about the Hibs fan and his girlfriend at the pictures? Didn't he get her to sign up to P&B to confirm she was his gf and that they had been at the pictures? Was his 'girlfriend' a rubber doll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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