heedthebaa Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just had the postie at the door, with a fucking parcel from China, pie getting booted in approximately 7 1/2 hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woke up with a dose of the violent Earthas at 2.30am. Started sweating like sjc in a Japanese school and thought this is it. Have taken 3 Imodium. Currently on the sofa with a quilt. Will report back later. Let's hope not. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 I thought I was reading some spoof site there. Covid-19 seems to meet every one of the bullets in the definition. Isnt it because it doesnt have a fatality rate anything like that of any of the other examples given? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, Forest_Fifer said: 1 hour ago, The DA said: I thought I was reading some spoof site there. Covid-19 seems to meet every one of the bullets in the definition. Isnt it because it doesnt have a fatality rate anything like that of any of the other examples given? But a much higher R0? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: Just had the postie at the door, with a fucking parcel from China, pie getting booted in approximately 7 1/2 hours Rat or bat pie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Cars get a 6 month MOT exemption from March 30th. MOT garage we use shutting after Friday for 2 weeks, so we're doing the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 21 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Even if we are flattening the covid curve, the rise in bell-ends from our office using the reply all function unnecessarily will result in a huge number of deaths once lockdown is over. We have similiar. We have 1 guy replies "Noted" to every company email that comes out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, jock_the_squak said: We have similiar. We have 1 guy replies "Noted" to every company email that comes out Noted. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock_the_squak Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 17 minutes ago, AFCDannyFTH said: She must have a fanny like a washed wallet. I used to work with a big Fifer (I think he was from Buckhaven) and he always described his wife as "having a fanny like a pulled out fireplace" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Tell me more about this "new virus" which has been infecting people for thousands of years?It's almost as if he didnt read the third article which debunked him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFCDannyFTH Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Just now, jock_the_squak said: I used to work with a big Fifer (I think he was from Buckhaven) and he always described his wife as "having a fanny like a pulled out fireplace" "Fanny like a Vandalised bus seat" is another of my favourites 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 ABBA is bloody horrible. In many ways, far far worse than Coronavirus. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Woke up with a dose of the violent Earthas at 2.30am. Started sweating like sjc in a Japanese school and thought this is it. Have taken 3 Imodium. Currently on the sofa with a quilt. Will report back later. Is the quilt below you or around you? Might be better for the sofa if the former. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, jock_the_squak said: I used to work with a big Fifer (I think he was from Buckhaven) and he always described his wife as "having a fanny like a pulled out fireplace" Was she a grate ride? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Style by Taylor Swift is a synth pop sensation. Not to mention it is rumoured to be about the top biy Harry Styles. Harry Styles cover of Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel is an absolute treat, his band are excellent and he nails it. Played it live on Howard Stern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, pozbaird said: Covid 19 - bad. London Underground - a joke, get that fcuking sorted if you’re telling me to stay at home, Boris you Tory w**k. Abba’s ‘Voulez Vous’ - great. Abba’s ‘Eagle’ - great. That’s about all I have in my locker today. Not great, need a good pre-season in me. You're not supposed to be in the golf club! Jeeezo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: That song, and indeed that video, is precisely the peak of Girls Aloud. Topped only by the rarely seen/heard cover of Teenage Dirtbag. A lot better than I thought it would be. I've occasionally wondered what changes the covid19 era will have on our long term behaviours. When this video started, and some of the girls were leaning on each other, bizarrely the first thought that came into my head was that they shouldn't all be standing so close to one another. The next thought was wid, wid, wid, wid, wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Is the quilt below you or around you? Might be better for the sofa if the former. Under and over, Roger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 But a much higher R0? If they don't have to handle it like Ebola, or Y Pestis, then they can treat it in more "normal" surroundings without wearing full hazmat suits etc, which given the r0 of covid 19 is probably necessary or we'd end up unable to treat people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 Kirstie Allsop now on the c**t list 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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