Jeremiah Cole Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Sweden continues with no lockdown and continues to fare no differently from other Northern European nations -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Lemsip has paracetamol in it, mate. Don't overdose.I know, keeping a close eye on it, the last thing the NHS need right now is me screwing up & going into Renal failure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Just remember to count the paracetamol in the Lemsip as part of the maximum dosage, and don't go way over. As Trump said, "We can't have the cure being worse than the problem." Wait, Trump said something sensible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dan Danger Posted April 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jeremiah Cole said: Sweden continues with no lockdown and continues to fare no differently from other Northern European nations Please go and live there then you boring c**t 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get_the_subbies_on Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 The UK recovery stats can't be right, are they not signing people off properly when they get discharged? Think the recovery stats were confirmed discharged patients from Hospitals in England only and that they are looking to review the basis of calculation (from 22nd March). I’d initially thought it was just confirmed cases from 14 days previous less current confirmed deaths but that doesn’t seem to quite tally given yesterday’s figures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Not sure if you spotted this one? @Jeremiah Cole https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-52097379 Western General quieter than doctor "has ever seen in his 23 years there". Might be a good time for me to pop down to their minor injuries clinic as have tick bite on my leg and am just waiting on the lymes disease kicking in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 That's yer Edinburgh festival cancelled. Bad news for the city's coffers but wouldn't be too sad if some of the leeches (well, underbelly) were fucked as a result 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 14 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 16 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Just remember to count the paracetamol in the Lemsip as part of the maximum dosage, and don't go way over. As Trump said, "We can't have the cure being worse than the problem." Wait, Trump said something sensible? A clock's correct twice a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 What odds on Underbelly and co asking for Government cash in the next few months. It would be a right wee shame if they haven't put enough of that £8 pint money aside for a rainy day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Why do so many of them top themselves then?Scandinavia's actually not too bad by European standards. They've the 11th, 14th, 22nd and 25th highest rates in Europe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Why do so many of them top themselves then? Scandinavia's actually not too bad by European standards. They've the 11th, 14th, 22nd and 25th highest rates in Europe. Is this another one we "win"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said: 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Why do so many of them top themselves then? Scandinavia's actually not too bad by European standards. They've the 11th, 14th, 22nd and 25th highest rates in Europe. Aye, but add them all together... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 The Scandanavians are just waiting for the chance to jump in their long ships and do some pillaging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: 200 large Calm down Tony Soprano. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Is this another one we "win"?No, we're down in 31st, behind diddies like Portugal and Switzerland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Holy fucking shite.Have had some wild shit on my FB blaming G5, they can't even get it the right way round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Quote It's all 5G to blame apparently Holy fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 34 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Just remember to count the paracetamol in the Lemsip as part of the maximum dosage, and don't go way over. As Trump said, "We can't have the cure being worse than the problem." Wait, Trump said something sensible? Trump seeing off Boris's herd immunity strategy with “well you know it’s a concept, it’s a concept- if you don’t mind death" was really funny as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Trump seeing off Boris's herd immunity strategy with “well you know it’s a concept, it’s a concept- if you don’t mind death" was really funny as well.I am generally a kind, considerate person who wishes ill will on nobody but I can think of one person that I would not mind wishing death upon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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