The_Kincardine Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 12 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: All words are equal but some are more equal than others, perhaps? I'd like to protest at that simplification - if only I could find the right argument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I've been having a wee look on worldmeters trying to look for patterns in the graphs. We keep talking about curves, but a pyramid shape seems a more fitting description. Is that better due to cases dropping off more quickly from the peak, or does it not really make much difference 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Watching the BBC news and the WHO are now recommending we wear masks. Eh that’s a naw for me. I see folk wearing them in the local shops and I just think “you twat”, I’ll stick to people thinking I’m a twat sans mask 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: Watching the BBC news and the WHO are now recommending we wear masks. Eh that’s a naw for me. I see folk wearing them in the local shops and I just think “you twat”, I’ll stick to people thinking I’m a twat sans mask There are a shortage of masks even if people wanted to wear them. Also the WHO are terrible, both the band and the World Health Organisation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Switched over to STV to see a report from America and some redneck militia group going through training exercises for when “law and order breaks down”. ‘Murica yeah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: There are a shortage of masks even if people wanted to wear them. Also the WHO are terrible, both the band and the World Health Organisation. Clearly you’ve not visited Ayrshire this week. A ton of folk stoating about wearing DIY masks they’ve found in the shed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Just now, Thereisalight.. said: Switched over to STV to see a report from America and some redneck militia group going through training exercises for when “law and order breaks down”. ‘Murica yeah Were you saying in the championship thread you couldn't see people sticking to the rules much longer, "people going crazy"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kneal Down Caster Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I went out done a couple of claps and came in depressed. That just made me miss the football more 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 2 hours ago, doulikefish said: Will clapping the nhs replace poppy day for all the fruitloops? It's an absoloute nap the the weekly clap for our NHS and carers will soon incorporate clapping for our brave boys. Especially with the TA weekend warriors due to get their first sniff of action. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, HooseLee said: Tomorrow night at 8 o'clock I'm going out side to clap to show my appreciation for the television, internet and radio for helping get us through this period. Anyone else up for it? over the weekend I shall be showing my appreciation to the professional pornographers, enthusiastic amateurs, pliant lovelies and desperate old hoors who have helped me get through this dystopian nightmare by sacrificing some of my stockpiled toilet roll as an appreciative and interactive homage to their work; more than once, in all probability ETA - to be strictly fair, though, I will probably not be doing that outdoors - apologies if you were thinking of joining in... Edited April 2, 2020 by Herman Hessian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Is Herman Kilt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Were you saying in the championship thread you couldn't see people sticking to the rules much longer, "people going crazy"? I meant not sticking to the rules in regard to not visiting family/friends or going to beaches or parks for a BBQ, not mass law and order breakdown that requires guns and shooting people to death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dele said: Is Herman Kilt? I don't know but he's definitely kilt before and no doubt will again. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: over the weekend I shall be showing my appreciation to the professional pornographers, enthusiastic amateurs, pliant lovelies and desperate old hoors who have helped me get through this dystopian nightmare by sacrificing some of my stockpiled toilet roll as an appreciative and interactive homage to their work; more than once, in all probability ETA - to be strictly fair, though, I will probably not be doing that outdoors - apologies if you were thinking of joining in... To quote bill hicks I'm at the stage that I'm shooting powder. Wee tip if you're worried about your sight, do it with the light out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 10 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: I meant not sticking to the rules in regard to not visiting family/friends or going to beaches or parks for a BBQ, not mass law and order breakdown that requires guns and shooting people to death Shooting people to death is very specific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: I meant not sticking to the rules in regard to not visiting family/friends or going to beaches or parks for a BBQ, not mass law and order breakdown that requires guns and shooting people to death Just been saying that on radio 5. Someone said that folk will start visiting others due to climbing the walls. I can see this happening if we are still like this in a month. Was supposed to be moving house this week and I'm now stuck with two rustic schemies fir neighbours until this is all over. Gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Freezing your mortgage costs you over the long term. I expect freezing credit cards will as well. What about buying Northern Rock shares? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Loving the new development of Jerry Cole saying the WHO inflated cases of Swine flu to epidemic level, days after claiming that Covid-19 wasn't a big issue because it would claim a lot less lives than, erm Swine flu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremiah Cole Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said: Loving the new development of Jerry Cole saying the WHO inflated cases of Swine flu to epidemic level, days after claiming that Covid-19 wasn't a big issue because it would claim a lot less lives than, erm Swine flu. Do you remember the swine flu lockdown? doh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremiah Cole Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 56 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: I've been having a wee look on worldmeters trying to look for patterns in the graphs. We keep talking about curves, but a pyramid shape seems a more fitting description. Is that better due to cases dropping off more quickly from the peak, or does it not really make much difference The graphs are only showing an exponential increase in testing nothing more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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