HooseLee Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wid tho. From the breests up. You'd need a compass to navigate your way around that arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alan Stubbs said: If there was a way of knowing the results and I was putting on a conspiracy theory accumulator, I'd say Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK, the Russian Government were behind the Moscow apartment bombings and none of Salvador Allende, David Kelly or Jeffrey Epstein killed themselves. I'd say it's a bit daft to believe the Government version of every event in history. The problem with conspiracy theory hobbyists is they seem to believe every single one, based on nothing more than liking the sound of them and not having a girlfriend. Ftfy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Alan Stubbs said: If there was a way of knowing the results and I was putting on a conspiracy theory accumulator, I'd say Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK, the Russian Government were behind the Moscow apartment bombings and none of Salvador Allende, David Kelly or Jeffrey Epstein killed themselves. I'd say it's a bit daft to believe the Government version of every event in history. The problem with conspiracy theory hobbyists is they seem to believe every single one, based on nothing more than liking the sound of them. If you did a lucky 31, I'd reckon there's a damn good chance that you'd have the fourfold, 4 trbls, 6 dbls and 4 singles all up but I wouldn't put it past the acca and full house to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 47 minutes ago, Bairn in Exile said: All this talk of tissue paper and pictures of Liz Hurley has given me an idea. I'll be back in half an hour. What you doing for the other 25mins? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairn in Exile Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, Gaz FFC said: What you doing for the other 25mins? Getting my breath back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: What you doing for the other 25mins? Waiting for the viagra to kick in 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Have you put yourself down for a red cross parcel? I'm getting quite excited. Not yet. Wife just did a shop two days ago so would feel a bit dodgy. Not sure how I'm going to manage this given I have 2 kids under 7 and I feel 100% healthy so mentally I'm not in a place where I feel its required. In a way it would have been easier when I was on chemo because that made you feel like utter shit. Immunotherapy in my experience makes you feel a wee bit more tired than usual, sometimes. Edited April 7, 2020 by madwullie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 32 minutes ago, madwullie said: Ah well that's me had my don't leave the house for 12 weeks letter We've had two! One each, presumably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 57 minutes ago, greendot said: Is that what he calls it? I'd be seeing a doctor if it came out that colour as well. Mine came out that colour after my prostate biopsy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 23 minutes ago, Alan Stubbs said: If there was a way of knowing the results and I was putting on a conspiracy theory accumulator, I'd say Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK, the Russian Government were behind the Moscow apartment bombings and none of Salvador Allende, David Kelly or Jeffrey Epstein killed themselves. I'd say it's a bit daft to believe the Government version of every event in history. The problem with conspiracy theory hobbyists is they seem to believe every single one, based on nothing more than liking the sound of them. I'll go for a double on Allende and Moscow, and lay a treble on Oswald, Kelly and Epstein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 74 Scottish deaths announced today because of the tinpot “we don’t work the weekend” way of reporting them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 34 minutes ago, madwullie said: Ah well that's me had my don't leave the house for 12 weeks letter Got a phone call from my Dermatology Dept last Friday telling me that i too fit into the "high risk" group and my letter will be on its way soon. I've been following the rules and staying in even although i'm feeling absolutely fine. Does the letter say 12 weeks from the date of the letter, or from the start of the current lockdown ?? Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 30 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Have you put yourself down for a red cross parcel? I'm getting quite excited. Apparently our council are sending out food parcels. We're on the list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Wee bit of positive news - Looks like the test with favipiravir in China had pretty good results, now Russia is giving it a go. https://www.newsweek.com/russia-favipiravir-coronavirus-treatment-japan-china-1496517?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1586259385 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 26 minutes ago, HooseLee said: From the breests up. You'd need a compass to navigate your way around that arse. You say that like a massive arse is a bad thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 If I was a bookie I'd be giving shite odds on Epstein killing himself. Now who ordered the killing, that's where the money's to be made. Royal family definitely favourites with the Clintons in second fav. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 7, 2020 Author Share Posted April 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, NotThePars said: If I was a bookie I'd be giving shite odds on Epstein killing himself. Now who ordered the killing, that's where the money's to be made. Royal family definitely favourites with the Clintons in second fav. You are a bookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 Rangers furloughing staff at taxpayer's expense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Bohemian said: I'll donate 20 quid to a charity of your choice if you find another one please keep your £20 - extensive research have revealed nothing similar - sorry on the upside - i have also discovered that the fragrant ms hurley's elder sister, kate, has an even better pair of tits than her famous sibling - imagine those two fighting over the soap in the bath as sprightly young things in their late teens Edited April 7, 2020 by Herman Hessian clarification of slightly noncey inferences !!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 6 minutes ago, NotThePars said: If I was a bookie I'd be giving shite odds on Epstein killing himself. Now who ordered the killing, that's where the money's to be made. Royal family definitely favourites with the Clintons in second fav. Has prince pervert not been on the tv giving tips about how to handle being stuck indoors? He's had a few months start and you'd think he'd be willing to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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