DA Baracus Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 56 minutes ago, ICTChris said: tungsten coated misanthrope. Excellent work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Herman Hessian said: if P&B has given me anything, it's the now chronic inability to read the word 'trumpet' in any context whatsoever without laughing... but then that may have its roots in the original reports of Roy Castle's death from lung cancer brought on by inhaling secondary smoke through his trumpet... Reminds me of the old joke. Billy McNeil goes to see how his new signing is doing at training. He sees a guy being carried round the track and goes to investigate. He has a look and says... Fucksake, I told them to sign Rocastle, no' Roy Castle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Belgium has the highest number of daily coronavirus deaths per head of population of any country in the world - but ministers say this is only because they are being more transparent with their data. The European nation had reported 4,857 deaths from coronavirus as of Thursday, an increase of 417 in 24 hours, despite having a relatively small population of 11.6million people. But, unlike many of its European neighbours, it is counting deaths outside of hospital and deaths where the patient had coronavirus symptoms but had not been tested in those figures. These deaths account for almost half of Belgium's total, meaning that the true scale of coronavirus deaths in other countries could be double the official figures if that trend is replicated elsewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 52 minutes ago, JTS98 said: It has to be random when you choose the number, but then you will have them identified to you and have to visit their homes to tell them and their families that they're getting the bullet for your pint. The families would be supportive of lifting the lockdown if they it would stop this: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-52315917 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Have you ever met a Swedish person?Apparently Kinky has but she eventually saw the light and binned the cünt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Might give that a go, won't be telling anyone though. Not sure how to count the pitch and elevation to match my stairs with a real mountain though. P.S. https://www.muchbetteradventures.com/magazine/how-many-stairs-do-you-need-to-climb-to-reach-the-top-of-famous-mountains/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, throbber said: At least I'm a non-smoker. I won't comment on the other criteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Nurses Leigh, Stylez, Texas and Black will be taking over for the evening shift! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Young, fit, slim & non-smokers? He sounds like a stalker to me, sizing up his next target. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 51 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: The value of a human life surely varies with age. A 99 year old is worth less than a 10 year old (forgetting any other factors such as seriously ill10 year v healthy 99 year old who raises millions for the NHS) And given that the majority of the deaths are in the 'less valuable' category, then I'd accept a doubling of the average death rate so that I can get my pint and football back. And the economy can get back to some kind of normality. Am I psychopathic for thinking like this or a callous logical b*****d Yes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 17, 2020 Author Share Posted April 17, 2020 It's a far cry from his days anchoring the midfield at Leeds, Blackburna and Newcastle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, throbber said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: “According to two leading vets?” Maybe something in this. Can’t get a GP appointment? No problem, try the vet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Duszek said: “According to two leading vets?” Maybe something in this. Can’t get a GP appointment? No problem, try the vet. no folk better qualified to comment on herd immunity, I suppose... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Fancy sticking the nurses in the NSFW forum or in spoilers. Cheers 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Duszek said: “According to two leading vets?” Maybe something in this. Can’t get a GP appointment? No problem, try the vet. They know their herds though, probably immunity means mass culling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rizzo Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) 47 minutes ago, throbber said: How are 11 people going to save the economy all by themselves? Edited April 17, 2020 by Rizzo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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