Mark Connolly Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: John Swinney on the radio this morning again stating “schools are safe”. Jesus wept. The ones that are shut are tbf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 I've got a radical idea the current Nuclear war heads are coming to the end of their life why don't we nuke the worst effected areas or alternatively threaten anyone who closes their borders to us with total destruction. We may as well use the 200 or so missiles it would be a shame to waste them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, 101 said: I've got a radical idea the current Nuclear war heads are coming to the end of their life why don't we nuke the worst effected areas or alternatively threaten anyone who closes their borders to us with total destruction. We may as well use the 200 or so missiles it would be a shame to waste them. We'll need to fucking eat them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 53 minutes ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: Days start getting longer again from tomorrow. ^^^ Reported for Northern Hemispherism. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: We'll need to fucking eat them! Okay let's keep half back for eating that means we have 100 to use, one is enough to take out London and the South East so sarge you pull up a list of the 99 other targets and then mark them with something I don't know say a red bloon. Edited December 21, 2020 by 101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Its ok lads we have a trade deal with the Ivory Coast...we will be fine George Agdgdgwngo says everything is okay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: The ones that are shut are tbf. Funnily enough he floundered badly when asked why they are still telling parents to send pupils to school this week instead of closing early. Didn’t give much of an answer other than to emphasise that parents must send their kids in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Can anyone remember the film "Threads" which came out in the 1980s?It depicts what life would be like if the UK was attacked with nuclear weapons but I feel it could also provide a useful insight into what life could be like over the next few months. Take away the radiation sickness and its otherwise pretty accurate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Ron Aldo said: Can anyone remember the film "Threads" which came out in the 1980s? It depicts what life would be like if the UK was attacked with nuclear weapons but I feel it could also provide a useful insight into what life could be like over the next few months. Take away the radiation sickness and its otherwise pretty accurate. Yes, but I am unsure in the effectiveness of all hiding under a table with a few cans of soup.....or was that The Young Ones? Edited December 21, 2020 by Caledonian1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Yes, but I am unsure in the effectiveness of all hiding under a table with a few cans of soup.....or was that The Young Ones?No I think that was Threads. You could also prop a mattress against the wall and hide behind that. Seems as good a plan as any at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Can anyone remember the film "Threads" which came out in the 1980s?It depicts what life would be like if the UK was attacked with nuclear weapons but I feel it could also provide a useful insight into what life could be like over the next few months. Take away the radiation sickness and its otherwise pretty accurate. Filmed in Lochgelly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Just been in a taxi where the driver stated that he’d rather they gave the vaccine “to those who need it first, I’d rather ill people and healthcare workers got it before me.” Does he think they’re just picking people by postcode? Or sorting them alphabetically by surname? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, smpar said: Just been in a taxi where the driver stated that he’d rather they gave the vaccine “to those who need it first, I’d rather ill people and healthcare workers got it before me.” Does he think they’re just picking people by postcode? Or sorting them alphabetically by surname? To be fair in some hospitals it’s been first come first serve with admin staff who had the time to sit on hold on the phone getting it first, so he’s not actually far off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Those scenes at the train stations last night. Inevitable that the new strain is already fanning out from the South East 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 19 minutes ago, Ron Aldo said: No I think that was Threads. You could also prop a mattress against the wall and hide behind that. Seems as good a plan as any at the moment. I just thought that sky news this morning had the feel and look of an apocalyptic tv drama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G51 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: To be fair in some hospitals it’s been first come first serve with admin staff who had the time to sit on hold on the phone getting it first, so he’s not actually far off. I'm pretty sure this isn't true. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les Cabbage Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, doulikefish said: Its ok lads we have a trade deal with the Ivory Coast...we will be fine I suggest we get Sol Bamba and Didier Drogba in ASAP, they’d fix this mess in no time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, G51 said: I'm pretty sure this isn't true. I know for a fact that it is true in an Edinburgh hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, G51 said: I'm pretty sure this isn't true. 100% fact. Released on an internal website in batches. Those who are able to sit and refresh are able to catch a slot. Those who are with patients can't. Doesn't ask your role, so no way to prioritise staff. People asking their mates to sort them with an app if they get logged in etc. NHS Lanarkshire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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