Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 She could lift the nation's spirits if she battered her dad tae f**k with a shovel. Quote PRINCESS BEATRICE is planning a bigger royal wedding for next year to lift the nation's spirits, according to an insider. https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1268047/princess-beatrice-royal-wedding-Edoardo-Mapelli-Mozzi-coronavirus 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 15 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: The cheek to have ago at Limmy too 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 The cheek to have ago at Limmy too Limmy's shite[emoji8] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Limmy's shite I’ve never watched him but taped something the other night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, dirty dingus said: Maybe the politicians/scientists/health professionals telling people to stay at home if they have Corona and not visiting them to properly assess their conditions is leading to loads of folk dying at home so no need for the makeshift hospital. What's been ticking around my head is this. Johnson goes into hospital, and is given some oxygen. He then goes into intensive care. 3 days later he's up and out the door. I seem to recall that the death rate of those going into ICU with coronavirus is said to be about 50%.. Given that a stated aim of the actions of government is to prevent the NHS 'from being overwhelmed', surely there is some kind of deduction in there that... 1. If the ICU death rate from coronavisrus is said to be around 50%, then a huge number of them must have been more or less at half dead by the time they entered hospital.. 2. and following from that, how culpable is NHS 111, and local medics, in not visiting, or refusing to admit people until they are in effect beyond saving ? Edited April 13, 2020 by beefybake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, beefybake said: What's been ticking around my head is this. Johnson goes into hospital, and is given some oxygen. He then goes into intensive care. 3 days later he's up and out the door. I seem to recall that the death rate of those going into ICU with coronavirus is said to be about 50%.. Given that a stated aim of the actions of government is to prevent the NHS 'from being overwhelmed', surely there is some kind of deduction in there that... 1. If the ICU death rate is 50%, then a huge number of them must have been more or less at half dead by the time they entered hospital.. 2. and following from that, how culpable is NHS 111, and local medics, in not visiting, or refusing to admit people until they are in effect beyond saving ? The c**t quite obviously had some liposuction done, f**k all wrong with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 20 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I’ve never watched him but taped something the other night. VHS or Betamax? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: VHS or Betamax? Sky go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snobot Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 10 minutes ago, beefybake said: What's been ticking around my head is this. Johnson goes into hospital, and is given some oxygen. He then goes into intensive care. 3 days later he's up and out the door. I think it is likely that BJ was quite unwell but never life-threateningly so. One of my family is an A&E doctor and their comment was that If he was simply getting 4 litres of oxygen then he would have been on a normal ward with everyone else and never have been near an ICU. Fair enough, you should get some special treatment as PM but the whole Lazarus / Easter miracle narrative smells like sh*te to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: How does one die from Alzheimer's? I'd pray you don't find out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 2 hours ago, virginton said: And what’s truly disturbing is that people are lapping up this incessant personal behaviour message as being responsible for anything above 0.1% of the running shitshow to date. A fresh nadir in media coverage was reached this morning with BBC Breakfast interviewing the mawkish sister of a health worker who had caught the virus and died. Her utterly mawkish but state-approved message was to plead for people to stay inside so that her sister ‘didn’t die in vain’. At no point did either party in the interview focus on why health workers are actually contracting and dying from the virus in significant numbers here: because a useless government and inept health minister in particular failed to secure sufficient and credible protective equipment and testing kits despite having several weeks advance notice. But I guess if we all keep putting up rainbow posters and philpying neighbours we don’t like to the police instead then we’ll have this pandemic on the run in no time. The Tories played a blinder appealing to every Brit's inherent petty authoritarian. If we had our own Silicon Valley they'd have developed an app for grassing on your neighbours years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 The 50% thing comes from his age and gender and was based on ICU admission for 'organ support', or a ventilator to the ordinary punter. He was receiving oxygen but never got to the ventilator stage by the sound of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, jagfox99 said: Two years until cannibalism then it's fucking Event Horizon I think we flipped forward to Idiocracy in 2016 so Barbarella is just coming up. Result! Edited April 13, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 I think we flipped forward to Idiocracy in 2016 so Barbarella is just coming up. Result!Nope! The dolls with the metal teeth still give me nightmares 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 We're closer to V for vandetta than Soylent Green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, MuckleMoo said: 7 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I think we flipped forward to Idiocracy in 2016 so Barbarella is just coming up. Result! Nope! The dolls with the metal teeth still give me nightmares You're just feart about competing with the orgasmatron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 Apolgies if this has been answered elsewhere If our weekend death numbers are wrong as the people responsible for collating the info don't work weekends, where do the figures we do get come from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: We're closer to V for vandetta than Soylent Green. Is Logan’s Run regarded as essential exercise? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 49 minutes ago, beefybake said: What's been ticking around my head is this. Johnson goes into hospital, and is given some oxygen. He then goes into intensive care. 3 days later he's up and out the door. I seem to recall that the death rate of those going into ICU with coronavirus is said to be about 50%.. Given that a stated aim of the actions of government is to prevent the NHS 'from being overwhelmed', surely there is some kind of deduction in there that... 1. If the ICU death rate from coronavisrus is said to be around 50%, then a huge number of them must have been more or less at half dead by the time they entered hospital.. 2. and following from that, how culpable is NHS 111, and local medics, in not visiting, or refusing to admit people until they are in effect beyond saving ? It's 50% if you need intubated mate, the stat is a lot less scary (but still fucking scary) just from being admitted to icu. Don't know the numbers tho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted April 13, 2020 Share Posted April 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Apolgies if this has been answered elsewhere If our weekend death numbers are wrong as the people responsible for collating the info don't work weekends, where do the figures we do get come from? They've started to work weekends but across the country it's not functioning to 100% yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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