Steven W Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Aye, what could possibly go wrong. People will queue in an orderly fashion for a one in one out system at a pub. People queue to get in nightclubs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Heh. LK wasn’t allowed to get her second question in there. That was definitely the highlight of the briefing for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Steven W said: People queue to get in nightclubs Not crabbit old jakies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 8 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: The family of chav-vermin-got-lucky that live next door to me are the same. Letting their 3 boys out with their pals everyday, and they (the parents) been having their pals over in the back garden sat on chairs right next to each other. I’ve been itching to go fishing. That’s a fucking stupid rule, especially if you were to have somewhere to fish 5 minutes from home. I've cleaned my lines a few times, tied some flies and ordered some new materials today. Had planned on going up to the Uists and benbecula for a few weeks in late may, not happening now. Up there was just made for fishing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, mizfit said: It’s quite evident to me they’re talking worst case scenario. Agree with this. At this stage, the slightest hint of a specific date for lockdown ending will see it flouted all over the place. For now, it's about managing expectations and keeping as many people indoors for the immediate future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, bennett said: tied some flies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven W Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Not crabbit old jakies. Do crabbit old jakies not queue to get in as it is - just they do it at 10am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Steven W said: Do crabbit old jakies not queue to get in as it is - just they do it at 10am It's the principle. Someone is in and they're not. It's too volatile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Mayonnaise on chips is magnificent. Nice to see alert mongoose shown up to be the Tedi he is once again. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 48 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: This thread is getting boring. I suggest we lift the lockdown tomorrow and all just take our chances. We could restart the football on Saturday. Second last game of the season. Just in time! 30 minutes ago, Snafu said: Having mayonnaise with chips shows you are open to ideas and not set in your ways, unlike these ketchup only types. Don't have chips that often but when I do I use a rotational process in choosing which condiment I use, Levi Roots Reggae Reggae Jerk BBQ sauce is a top choice. The correct answer is 'no sauce'. A dash of salt perhaps, but that's it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Agree with this. At this stage, the slightest hint of a specific date for lockdown ending will see it flouted all over the place. For now, it's about managing expectations and keeping as many people indoors for the immediate future.If they also said they were reopening from 1st June and then had to delay it, there’d be massive scrutiny from the media. Not worth the trouble for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Got nothing to do with me addressing the fact Oaksoft is talking shite yet again. You can bet your boots if everyone on the dole was a net benefit to a Tory government that's exactly what they'd do. Sent from my Moto G (4) using Pie and Bovril mobile app I thought oaksoft's post was fairly balanced. The chancellor had other options and didn't pick the worst, in terms of impact on ordinary folk.Madwullie is off course right, in that they are working on self interest. But let's not pretend politicians of other colours do any different. Politicians do things that are going to be popular with voters. Some more than others, granted, but still.I despise tory ideology but some folk let their hated colour everything they post about politics. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 That's Malaysia added another two weeks to the lockdown. In the hoose until at least May 12th now. That'll be us at 8 weeks at that point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: His problem is that he seems to have run out of milfy nurse jpegs. Hell man(s). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 42 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Idiots everywhere. That was the first time I've done a big shop in lockdown, judging by the folk stoating round the shops people there ought to be a hell of a lot more people unable to vote 47 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You’ve heard the saying the ‘good die young’? I’m working on the basis that it’s true and I’ll be OK. Sounds reasonable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 22 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: The only thing that stops a bad man with a gun is a drunk teacher with a duster. That’s definitely a theory that deserves to be put to the test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 I went shopping during the beast from the east and since then have done it online.Never again, society breaks down over a loaf of bread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Folk who like fishing are FTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 47 minutes ago, Snafu said: Having mayonnaise with chips shows you are open to ideas and not set in your ways, unlike these ketchup only types. Don't have chips that often but when I do I use a rotational process in choosing which condiment I use, Levi Roots Reggae Reggae Jerk BBQ sauce is a top choice. Mods "please" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 48 minutes ago, Snafu said: Having mayonnaise with chips shows you are open to ideas and not set in your ways, unlike these ketchup only types. Don't have chips that often but when I do I use a rotational process in choosing which condiment I use, Levi Roots Reggae Reggae Jerk BBQ sauce is a top choice. I find ketchup about the worst option. I tend to go for a mix of encona chilli and bbq, with a side of garlic mayo for dipping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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