peternapper Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Stormzy said: Probably use software that takes minutes tbf. The Tories & software dont seem to do to well together. World beating apps & track & trace for instance. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Dougie in the evening Express yesterday. He sings whole again by atomic kitten at karaoke and listens to it on repeat in the car as it's world leading(that's an actual quote). He also loves cutting his grass and puts pictures of his cut grass on Facebook, Jackson Carlaw ribs him for it tho HA HA HA HA. This was accompanied by a beaming Ruth Davidson showing just how fun and loveable those Tories really are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, GTG_03 said: Dougie in the evening Express yesterday. He sings whole again by atomic kitten at karaoke and listens to it on repeat in the car as it's world leading(that's an actual quote). He also loves cutting his grass and puts pictures of his cut grass on Facebook, Jackson Carlaw ribs him for it tho HA HA HA HA. Serial killer stuff. Undoubtedly that grass is being fed by the corpses of missing neighbourhood puppies and kittens he drowned in his own piss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Dougie in the evening Express yesterday. He sings whole again by atomic kitten at karaoke and listens to it on repeat in the car as it's world leading(that's an actual quote). He also loves cutting his grass and puts pictures of his cut grass on Facebook, Jackson Carlaw ribs him for it tho HA HA HA HA. This was accompanied by a beaming Ruth Davidson showing just how fun and loveable those Tories really are.The tide is high for independance but he's holding on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, GTG_03 said: Dougie in the evening Express yesterday. He sings whole again by atomic kitten at karaoke and listens to it on repeat in the car as it's world leading(that's an actual quote). He also loves cutting his grass and puts pictures of his cut grass on Facebook, Jackson Carlaw ribs him for it tho HA HA HA HA. This was accompanied by a beaming Ruth Davidson showing just how fun and loveable those Tories really are. He needs a boot in the hole, again and again and again 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 2 hours ago, GTG_03 said: Dougie in the evening Express yesterday. He sings whole again by atomic kitten at karaoke and listens to it on repeat in the car. An Atomic Kitten says: Liz McClarnon – Done that and much worse. I am from a fairly working class family, Mum’s from Garston and Dad is from Everton. We have a working class mentality; all of our lives have changed. Mum and Dad started a business when I was young, which didn’t do too well, so we were up and down, then they came up again, but it doesn’t matter how much we own we won’t forget our roots and are still Labour voters. Unlucky Dougie. If she knew who you were she'd think you're a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Anybody see Dougies party political broadcast the other night. “Most folk know me from the football. I like football, wasn’t any good at it but wanted to get involved. And you know politics is a lot like football etc etc” Great allegory you simpering racist Forres bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 4 hours ago, MixuFruit said: lol so he's saying he's shite at politics but wants a shot? I think his experience of being on the sidelines could be invaluable. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapelhall chap Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I think his experience of being on the sidelines could be invaluable. I did see it and there was no clue in his narrative that he was a Tory. He went into politics because he wanted to"" ---apart from travellers also and the Waspi women whom he deceived. I suppose it did let folk see him and that is better than the invisible Richard Lennon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Chapelhall chap said: I did see it and there was no clue in his narrative that he was a Tory. He went into politics because he wanted to"" ---apart from travellers also and the Waspi women whom he deceived. I suppose it did let folk see him and that is better than the invisible Richard Lennon. I didn’t understand a word of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapelhall chap Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 On 08/10/2020 at 19:35, Granny Danger said: I didn’t understand a word of that. Apologies : for some reason I missed out his full quote "I went into politics because I wanted to help people" . I hope that makes a bit more sense given his views on travellers , and the pledge he gave to stand by the Waspi women in 2017 election. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 12 hours ago, Chapelhall chap said: Apologies : for some reason I missed out his full quote "I went into politics because I wanted to help people" . I hope that makes a bit more sense given his views on travellers , and the pledge he gave to stand by the Waspi women in 2017 election. And can we also take it that Richard Lennon is really Richard Leonard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Fair play to Dougie though. Highlighting the plight of an old wifie’s parking fine this making her pay a £60 parking fine that she wasn’t legally obliged to pay in the first place. Silly Forres c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tam the bud Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Running the line at the Luxembourg v Cyprus game.Also did the England v Wales game on thursday.How on earth can he find the time to be a MP and also be leader of the Scottish Tories [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, tam the bud said: Running the line at the Luxembourg v Cyprus game. Also did the England v Wales game on thursday. How on earth can he find the time to be a MP and also be leader of the Scottish Tories Loves spending time with his family making sandcastles and the like. I'm very surprised that there isn't a campaign to shame him into standing in Moray. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapelhall chap Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 4 hours ago, tam the bud said: Running the line at the Luxembourg v Cyprus game. Also did the England v Wales game on thursday. How on earth can he find the time to be a MP and also be leader of the Scottish Tories I can't verify it as I was watching the Scotland game, but there is a claim that the commentator on E/W game referred to him as "the leader of the English conservatives in Scotland". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Dougie has been shouting on twitter this morning.Guess what happened a few hours later 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peternapper Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 On 10/10/2020 at 14:39, tam the bud said: Running the line at the Luxembourg v Cyprus game. Also did the England v Wales game on thursday. How on earth can he find the time to be a MP and also be leader of the Scottish Tories Would not be so bad but is no use at any of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 I wonder how many people will vote against him for being a linesman rather than being a Tory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 12, 2020 Share Posted October 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, Jambomo said: I wonder how many people will vote against him for being a useless cùnt rather than being a total cùnt? FTFY 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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