ICTChris Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 A Russian businessman known as the ‘Sausage King’ has been assassinated in a sauna with a crossbow. Vladimir Marugov, who owned some of Russia’s largest meat packing factories, was shot in an outdoor sauna by two masked assailants. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-54782634?__twitter_impression=true Have any P&Bers ever been known as the Sausage King?Have any P&Bers ever shot or been shot by a crossbow in a sauna? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 (edited) It's a Lorne shot but got a link? Edited November 2, 2020 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Have any P&Bers ever been known as the Sausage King? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Iv got a quite a backlog of sauna murders planned and really dont uave a clue when il be allowed back. Quite the unseen victim of covid you might say, the sauna assassination industry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A Russian businessman known as the ‘Sausage King’ has been assassinated in a sauna with a crossbow. Vladimir Marugov, who owned some of Russia’s largest meat packing factories, was shot in an outdoor sauna by two masked assailants. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-54782634?__twitter_impression=true Have any P&Bers ever been known as the Sausage King? Have any P&Bers ever shot or been shot by a crossbow in a sauna? His friends are said to be furlorne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 How does an outdoor sauna work? Surely the draught would let the heat out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Sounds like Russian Cluedo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I have shared this sad news with my pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 A crossbow seems like a strange choice of weapon. Have they waded straight in and put an arrow through his head from point blank range, or is it just a particularly skilled sniper showing off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I have shared this sad news with my palWhy is your pal called sausage supper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Aye im sure he definitely wasnt involved in any form of organised crime whatsoever, you know how all these legitimate sausage kings are always being usurped by pork pretenders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Going for style points imo A crossbow seems like a strange choice of weapon. Have they waded straight in and put an arrow through his head from point blank range, or is it just a particularly skilled sniper showing off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 36 minutes ago, ICTChris said: A Russian businessman known as the ‘Sausage King’ has been assassinated in a sauna with a crossbow. Vladimir Marugov, who owned some of Russia’s largest meat packing factories, was shot in an outdoor sauna by two masked assailants. https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-54782634?__twitter_impression=true Have any P&Bers ever been known as the Sausage King? Have any P&Bers ever shot or been shot by a crossbow in a sauna? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Like the bit about his wife escaping through the window. I'm sure she had no part in it at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 minute ago, coprolite said: Like the bit about his wife escaping through the window. I'm sure she had no part in it at all. A window on an outside sauna? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: A window on an outside sauna? Maybe she escaped to the inside of a house? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: Maybe she escaped to the inside of a house? Good point. Oh aye, and wid... Edited November 2, 2020 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Abe Froman is the true sausage king, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 44 minutes ago, Ziggy said: Sounds like Russian Cluedo. Actually sounds like the Jill & Craig *Moet Moments* couple have stepped it up a gear from stalking to crossbow assassination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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