Wee Bully Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 14 hours ago, SweeperDee said: That’s true, but besides his occasional leering behaviour towards women in his videos, and unconfirmed stories of his past, his content is still very good to watch. As a Clyde fan, I’ve read many similar defences in relation to a certain striker. At least he scored goals, etc… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 I genuinely will never unsee Ian Botham’s penis. Horrifying.Ah, so that what chode means. Thank you for saving me from a Google search for Ian Botham's chode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 It's just a nightmarish photograph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 It's just a nightmarish photograph. Its worth a look if you want to see what can go wrong with a penis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 11 minutes ago, ICTChris said: It's just a nightmarish photograph. Its worth a look if you want to see what can go wrong with a penis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 (edited) 21 minutes ago, throbber said: The bbc news app headline is “Putins back against the wall” which sounds promising then when you open the article the first bullet point is that this may tempt him to get the chemical weapons out. I dropped some chemical weapons in the living room this morning before leaving for work. It certainly put the wife's back against the wall. Edited March 22, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Putin's wet dream. https://www.geopolitica.ru/en/article/russia-needs-novorossiya 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Reports that Ukrainian forces have retaken the town of Makariv, north of Kyiv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Ian Botham does indeed have a weird penis. I'm so sorry anyone that's monitoring my search history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 An awful lot of people seem to have seen Ian Bothams old banger. If someone came up to me and said hey Lof, fancy looking at a picture of Ian Bothams pork sausage? I’m sure I’d pass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 I phoned up Radio Kyiv and requested they play "It's All About You". They told me they were trying to enforce a strict no McFly zone 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 An additional point I would like to add re "Beefy"'s deformed chode is that it also appears to be in the early stages of necrosis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Important to remember that mass indecent exposure is no barrier to a peerage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 These references to Botham's tadger are making me lean towards nuclear annihilation tbqh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Botham's penis was developed in a secret CIA bio lab in Eatern Ukraine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 I am imagining some room full of Russian hackers and the like right now, sitting in a bunker somewhere. Their boss asks them what Western opinion is about the war. These guys hit social media, forums and message platforms to find out, and tell their boss that the biggest issue the West have about the war is Ian Botham's deformed penis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 "Personally, I think that England is an island. I think that England should be England. And I think that we should keep that." - Ian Botham. Thick c**t. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detournement Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 Experts in this case meaning genocidal maniacs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know. And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it's Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albus Bulbasaur Posted March 22, 2022 Share Posted March 22, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: I am imagining some room full of Russian hackers and the like right now, sitting in a bunker somewhere. Their boss asks them what Western opinion is about the war. These guys hit social media, forums and message platforms to find out, and tell their boss that the biggest issue the West have about the war is Ian Botham's deformed penis. Think I've found the name for my new punk rock band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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