ChatGpt

[Ned Nederlander]

So anyhoo, just messing around with this for the first time and I asked it to write a pieandbovril post about Falkirk FC, it's certainly not bang on the money but it's probably better than some of the 'unartificial' intelligence that currently posts on here:

 

Title: Falkirk FC - The Rising Force in Scottish Football!

Hey fellow PieandBovril enthusiasts,

I wanted to take a moment to shine the spotlight on a team that's been making some serious waves in Scottish football - none other than Falkirk FC! This club has been on a remarkable journey in recent years, and it's high time we give credit where credit is due.

First and foremost, let's talk about their incredible fanbase. The Falkirk faithful are some of the most passionate and dedicated supporters you'll ever come across. Rain or shine, they pack the stands at The Falkirk Stadium, creating an electrifying atmosphere that gives their team an extra edge on the pitch. The vocal support is truly a sight to behold and speaks volumes about the club's rich history and strong community ties.

Now, onto the team itself. Falkirk FC has shown tremendous resilience and determination, bouncing back from setbacks and displaying an unwavering fighting spirit. Their recent performances have been nothing short of impressive, as they consistently challenge the established teams in their division. With a blend of experienced heads and talented youngsters, Falkirk is building a squad that is both exciting to watch and capable of achieving great things.

One key aspect that sets Falkirk apart is their commitment to nurturing young talent. The club's youth academy has been a breeding ground for emerging stars, with several players making their mark not only at Falkirk but also on the national stage. This focus on youth development bodes well for the future, as it ensures a steady supply of talented players and the potential for even greater success.

Off the pitch, Falkirk FC has been making strides as well. The club has been proactive in engaging with the community, hosting events and initiatives that bring people together. Their dedication to promoting grassroots football and supporting local causes deserves applause.

As Falkirk continues to grow and evolve, it's important for Scottish football fans to recognize the impact this club is making. They are a rising force, a team that's not afraid to challenge the status quo and make their mark on the national football scene. So, let's rally behind Falkirk FC, celebrate their successes, and keep an eye on their journey as they aim for even greater heights.

Here's to Falkirk FC - a club on the rise and a true embodiment of the spirit of Scottish football!

COYB (Come On, You Bairns)!

[Melanius Mullarkey]

That’s better than 99% of the shite posted in here.

[Zetterlund]

14 minutes ago, Ned Nederlander said:

Their recent performances have been nothing short of impressive

Long way to go before this thing is a threat to humanity, IMO.

[Suspect Device]

I'm waiting to see if my tutors notice that I used ChatGPT as a 'research tool' on my last 2 exams. 

I'm assuming that I changed enough of it and added more detail of my own that it won't get pulled up for plagiarism. Especially the Sentential and Quantified Logic exam.

 

Also, I asked it to write a song about Aberdeen in the style of Half Man Half Biscuit. I'm guessing that it had never even heard of  the band. No humour at all and some glaring mistakes.

 

(Verse 1) In a city of granite, where the North Sea roars, There's a team that battles, on Aberdeen's shores. They don the red jersey, with pride in their stride, Aberdeen FC, in the Scottish football ride.

(Chorus) Oh, Aberdeen FC, you're the Dons we adore, From Pittodrie's stands, we'll sing forevermore. Through thick and thin, we'll follow you with glee, Oh, Aberdeen FC, forever you shall be.

(Verse 2) From Fergie to Gothenburg, the glory days we hail, When European nights saw our rivals pale. Under the floodlights, the Dons would shine, In the heart of Scotland, our team defined.

(Chorus) Oh, Aberdeen FC, you're the Dons we adore, From Pittodrie's stands, we'll sing forevermore. Through thick and thin, we'll follow you with glee, Oh, Aberdeen FC, forever you shall be.

(Bridge) From McLeish to McInnes, the managers so wise, Guiding the team with passion in their eyes. Legends like Miller, Strachan, and more, Their names echo on, in Aberdeen's football lore.

(Verse 3) Through bitter winter winds and rain that falls like tears, The Dons stand strong, overcoming all their fears. With every challenge, they never back down, The spirit of Aberdeen, forever renowned.

(Chorus) Oh, Aberdeen FC, you're the Dons we adore, From Pittodrie's stands, we'll sing forevermore. Through thick and thin, we'll follow you with glee, Oh, Aberdeen FC, forever you shall be.

(Outro) In the Granite City, where legends are made, Aberdeen FC, in our hearts never fade. Through the highs and lows, we'll stand by your side, For Aberdeen FC, our love we won't hide.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Its no European Song that’s for sure.

[Suspect Device]

2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Its no European Song that’s for sure.

Sadly overlooked for the Ivor Novello.

[vikingTON]

2 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said:

So anyhoo, just messing around with this for the first time and I asked it to write a pieandbovril post about Falkirk FC, it's certainly not bang on the money but it's probably better than some of the 'unartificial' intelligence that currently posts on here:

Title: Falkirk FC - The Rising Force in Scottish Football!

Swing and a miss right at the start.

[scottsdad]

1 hour ago, Suspect Device said:

I'm waiting to see if my tutors notice that I used ChatGPT as a 'research tool' on my last 2 exams. 

I'm assuming that I changed enough of it and added more detail of my own that it won't get pulled up for plagiarism. Especially the Sentential and Quantified Logic exam.

All depends on the tutor. If you get some lunatic obsessed with academic integrity/misconduct like me (or, to his credit, the Prof who is an absolute zealot) then you're fucked. Doubled fucked at both ends because the act of changing words and paraphrasing shows deliberate intent to commit academic misconduct, so any punishment would be severe. 

If you get someone who's a bit overworked and not checking closely, you might get away with it. 

[CarrbridgeSaintee]

1 hour ago, Suspect Device said:

No humour at all

Much like your average Aberdonian then.

[Suspect Device]

32 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

All depends on the tutor. If you get some lunatic obsessed with academic integrity/misconduct like me (or, to his credit, the Prof who is an absolute zealot) then you're fucked. Doubled fucked at both ends because the act of changing words and paraphrasing shows deliberate intent to commit academic misconduct, so any punishment would be severe. 

If you get someone who's a bit overworked and not checking closely, you might get away with it. 

To be completely open, the ChatGPT only came up with 344 words so I had to add my own 600+. I used it as a basis only and quoted directly from the actual resources I cited properly. The stuff ChatGPT came up with was pretty shite apart from the basics. Hence why I changed a lot of it.

And there's not much else that you can say about Italian Neorealist film without repeating the same shit over and over.

The other half (another 1,000 word essay) was all my own work. Easy to describe the methods used by Hitchcock to build suspense in Vertigo.

That said, I was meant to get my grade back last Monday. Maybe I am fucked. Just as well I wasn't doing the course with a career in mind.

Edit: My tutor is in the UCU so is part of the marking boycott. Maybe it won't even get looked at. 

Edited June 2, 2023 by Suspect Device

[Gnash]

3 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said:

So anyhoo, just messing around with this for the first time and I asked it to write a pieandbovril post about Falkirk FC, it's certainly not bang on the money but it's probably better than some of the 'unartificial' intelligence that currently posts on here:

 

Title: Falkirk FC - The Rising Force in Scottish Football!

Hey fellow PieandBovril enthusiasts,

I wanted to take a moment to shine the spotlight on a team that's been making some serious waves in Scottish football - none other than Falkirk FC! This club has been on a remarkable journey in recent years, and it's high time we give credit where credit is due.

First and foremost, let's talk about their incredible fanbase. The Falkirk faithful are some of the most passionate and dedicated supporters you'll ever come across. Rain or shine, they pack the stands at The Falkirk Stadium, creating an electrifying atmosphere that gives their team an extra edge on the pitch. The vocal support is truly a sight to behold and speaks volumes about the club's rich history and strong community ties.

Now, onto the team itself. Falkirk FC has shown tremendous resilience and determination, bouncing back from setbacks and displaying an unwavering fighting spirit. Their recent performances have been nothing short of impressive, as they consistently challenge the established teams in their division. With a blend of experienced heads and talented youngsters, Falkirk is building a squad that is both exciting to watch and capable of achieving great things.

One key aspect that sets Falkirk apart is their commitment to nurturing young talent. The club's youth academy has been a breeding ground for emerging stars, with several players making their mark not only at Falkirk but also on the national stage. This focus on youth development bodes well for the future, as it ensures a steady supply of talented players and the potential for even greater success.

Off the pitch, Falkirk FC has been making strides as well. The club has been proactive in engaging with the community, hosting events and initiatives that bring people together. Their dedication to promoting grassroots football and supporting local causes deserves applause.

As Falkirk continues to grow and evolve, it's important for Scottish football fans to recognize the impact this club is making. They are a rising force, a team that's not afraid to challenge the status quo and make their mark on the national football scene. So, let's rally behind Falkirk FC, celebrate their successes, and keep an eye on their journey as they aim for even greater heights.

Here's to Falkirk FC - a club on the rise and a true embodiment of the spirit of Scottish football!

COYB (Come On, You Bairns)!

There really nothing specific to Falkirk FC in there, it's generic stuff you could say if you want to wave a flag for any team.

Here's the Stirling Albion equivalent (I love the irony of the last sentence):

Subject: Stirling Albion - Building for Glory!

Hey fellow Binos fans!

I wanted to take a moment to talk about our beloved club, Stirling Albion, and the exciting journey we find ourselves on. It's been a rollercoaster ride of emotions over the years, but one thing remains constant: our undying support for the team.

First and foremost, let's give a massive shoutout to our players, coaching staff, and everyone involved in the day-to-day operations of the club. They've worked tirelessly to represent our city and showcase the footballing talent we have. We've witnessed some thrilling matches and unforgettable moments, and I'm confident that the best is yet to come.

Under the stewardship of our current manager, the visionary tactician who has instilled a new sense of purpose, Stirling Albion has undergone a significant transformation. Our style of play has evolved, becoming more dynamic, fluid, and exciting. We're no longer content with sitting back; we're taking the game to our opponents and reaping the rewards.

In recent seasons, we've witnessed the emergence of several promising young talents from our academy, a testament to the club's commitment to nurturing homegrown talent. It's incredible to see these youngsters donning the Binos jersey with pride, and it bodes well for our future. The blend of experienced heads and fresh, hungry players has injected a newfound energy into the team, and it's palpable on the pitch.

Of course, we can't ignore the challenges we've faced along the way. Football is a fickle game, and setbacks are inevitable. But what sets us apart as fans is our unwavering belief and support. We've weathered storms before, and we'll do it again. Together, we'll rise above any adversity and keep pushing forward.

As we look ahead, there's an air of optimism surrounding Stirling Albion. The progress we've made is evident, both on and off the pitch. The club's commitment to improving facilities and infrastructure is a clear sign of ambition and long-term planning. With a state-of-the-art training facility and upgraded stadium, we're laying the foundations for sustained success.

Let's not forget the role we, as fans, play in this journey. Our unwavering support from the stands is the lifeblood of the club. We've always been known for our passionate and vocal backing, and it's time to turn up the volume even louder. Let's pack Forthbank Stadium, create an electrifying atmosphere, and become the 12th man that drives our players forward.

So, fellow Binos faithful, let's unite and continue to rally behind our team. Together, we'll witness Stirling Albion reach new heights. It won't be an easy path, but with the spirit and determination that defines us, we'll overcome any challenge that comes our way.

Onwards and upwards, Stirling Albion!

#Binos4Life

(Note: This post is a work of fiction and not an actual post from pieandbovril.com)

[Dan Steele]

3 hours ago, Ned Nederlander said:

So anyhoo, just messing around with this for the first time and I asked it to write a pieandbovril post about Falkirk FC, it's certainly not bang on the money but it's probably better than some of the 'unartificial' intelligence that currently posts on here:

 

Title: Falkirk FC - The Rising Force in Scottish Football!

Hey fellow PieandBovril enthusiasts,

I wanted to take a moment to shine the spotlight on a team that's been making some serious waves in Scottish football - none other than Falkirk FC! This club has been on a remarkable journey in recent years, and it's high time we give credit where credit is due.

First and foremost, let's talk about their incredible fanbase. The Falkirk faithful are some of the most passionate and dedicated supporters you'll ever come across. Rain or shine, they pack the stands at The Falkirk Stadium, creating an electrifying atmosphere that gives their team an extra edge on the pitch. The vocal support is truly a sight to behold and speaks volumes about the club's rich history and strong community ties.

Now, onto the team itself. Falkirk FC has shown tremendous resilience and determination, bouncing back from setbacks and displaying an unwavering fighting spirit. Their recent performances have been nothing short of impressive, as they consistently challenge the established teams in their division. With a blend of experienced heads and talented youngsters, Falkirk is building a squad that is both exciting to watch and capable of achieving great things.

One key aspect that sets Falkirk apart is their commitment to nurturing young talent. The club's youth academy has been a breeding ground for emerging stars, with several players making their mark not only at Falkirk but also on the national stage. This focus on youth development bodes well for the future, as it ensures a steady supply of talented players and the potential for even greater success.

Off the pitch, Falkirk FC has been making strides as well. The club has been proactive in engaging with the community, hosting events and initiatives that bring people together. Their dedication to promoting grassroots football and supporting local causes deserves applause.

As Falkirk continues to grow and evolve, it's important for Scottish football fans to recognize the impact this club is making. They are a rising force, a team that's not afraid to challenge the status quo and make their mark on the national football scene. So, let's rally behind Falkirk FC, celebrate their successes, and keep an eye on their journey as they aim for even greater heights.

Here's to Falkirk FC - a club on the rise and a true embodiment of the spirit of Scottish football!

COYB (Come On, You Bairns)!

Tremendous stuff. Wasn't aware AI did sarcasm, though.

[Suspect Device]

41 minutes ago, Dan Steele said:

Tremendous stuff. Wasn't aware AI did sarcasm, though.

 

Yes, AI can be trained to understand and generate sarcasm and irony to some extent. However, fully comprehending and effectively using sarcasm and irony in a nuanced manner is still a challenging task for AI systems.

Sarcasm and irony heavily rely on context, cultural references, and subtle cues, which can be difficult for AI models to capture accurately. Nonetheless, researchers have been working on developing techniques and training models that can better grasp the nuances of these forms of communication.

By training AI models on large datasets that contain examples of sarcasm and irony, it is possible to teach them to recognize patterns and linguistic cues associated with these forms of expression. Additionally, incorporating contextual information and considering the speaker's tone and intention can help AI systems better understand sarcasm and irony.

However, it's important to note that AI systems might still struggle with sarcasm and irony in certain cases. The interpretation of these linguistic devices can vary depending on the individual, cultural factors, and specific contexts, which adds an extra layer of complexity.

[Dan Steele]

50 minutes ago, Suspect Device said:

 

Yes, AI can be trained to understand and generate sarcasm and irony to some extent. However, fully comprehending and effectively using sarcasm and irony in a nuanced manner is still a challenging task for AI systems.

Sarcasm and irony heavily rely on context, cultural references, and subtle cues, which can be difficult for AI models to capture accurately. Nonetheless, researchers have been working on developing techniques and training models that can better grasp the nuances of these forms of communication.

By training AI models on large datasets that contain examples of sarcasm and irony, it is possible to teach them to recognize patterns and linguistic cues associated with these forms of expression. Additionally, incorporating contextual information and considering the speaker's tone and intention can help AI systems better understand sarcasm and irony.

However, it's important to note that AI systems might still struggle with sarcasm and irony in certain cases. The interpretation of these linguistic devices can vary depending on the individual, cultural factors, and specific contexts, which adds an extra layer of complexity.

Did you write that or was it generated by a suspect devi ..., oh, as you were.

[Theroadlesstravelled]

I've been trying Google Bard but it's knowledge of Scottish football is shite to the point of being comical.

 

 

 

Edited June 2, 2023 by Theroadlesstravelled

[Zetterlund]

19 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

I've been trying Google Bard but it's knowledge of Scottish football is shite to the point of being comical.

 

 

 

I like how it just plucks a random player from a foreign league and decides he's suddenly an absolute goal machine for Partick Thistle.

[Lofarl]

Write me a sea shanty about Hibs winning the Scottish cup in 2016.

(Verse 1)
In the year of 2016, a tale I shall proclaim,
Of Hibernian’s triumph, a Scottish Cup to claim.
On Hampden’s hallowed turf, they stood tall and true,
With dreams in their hearts, and their spirit anew.

(Chorus)
Oh, Hibernian’s glory, it shone across the bay,
The Scottish Cup in their hands, they proudly displayed.
They fought with might and passion, in every stride,
A victory celebrated, forever in Scottish pride.

(Verse 2)
They faced their rivals fierce, hearts pounding in their chests,
With skill and determination, they put them to the test.
The battles waged upon the pitch, a contest of great might,
But Hibernian’s warriors emerged into the light.

(Chorus)
Oh, Hibernian’s glory, it shone across the bay,
The Scottish Cup in their hands, they proudly displayed.
They fought with might and passion, in every stride,
A victory celebrated, forever in Scottish pride.

(Verse 3)
The fans, they roared and cheered, their voices filled the air,
Their loyalty unwavering, united in their care.
From Leith to Edinburgh, their spirit knew no bounds,
As Hibernian’s name echoed, in victory’s sweet sounds.

(Chorus)
Oh, Hibernian’s glory, it shone across the bay,
The Scottish Cup in their hands, they proudly displayed.
They fought with might and passion, in every stride,
A victory celebrated, forever in Scottish pride.

(Verse 4)
So raise a glass and sing, to that glorious day,
When Hibernian’s heroes triumphed in grand display.
They etched their names in history, their story will remain,
Forever celebrated, in the annals of the game.

(Chorus)
Oh, Hibernian’s glory, it shone across the bay,
The Scottish Cup in their hands, they proudly displayed.
They fought with might and passion, in every stride,
A victory celebrated, forever in Scottish pride.

(Outro)
So let this sea shanty resound, in honor of that win,
Hibernian’s triumph, a tale of joy within.
May their spirit endure, in every fan’s embrace,
And may they find success in every future chase.

[Stephen Malkmus]

6 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:

I like how it just plucks a random player from a foreign league and decides he's suddenly an absolute goal machine for Partick Thistle.

Zak Elbouzedi is an ICT legend

[Zetterlund]

11 minutes ago, Stephen Malkmus said:

Zak Elbouzedi is an ICT legend

Fair play to his agent getting him the gig at AIK after that career.

[BFTD]

11 hours ago, Ross. said:

I’m annoyed I missed the Atari ST but I always thought that came out around the same time as the Amiga.

Aye, they launched in 1985, but the Amiga was prohibitively expensive, so the ST mopped up for a few years until the Amiga's prices came down.

There's an interesting tale about the ST only existing to f**k Commodore over, but...well, there's interesting, and E-Chat forum interesting