Richey Edwards Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/psycho-crow-smashing-scots-cottage-30099480 Has anyone on P&B ever been terrorised by a crow or other bird? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 7 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/psycho-crow-smashing-scots-cottage-30099480 Has anyone on P&B ever been terrorised by a crow or other bird? My step daughter was. She worked in a hotel on Skye and a family of crows took a dislike to her. She has no idea why, but they swooped down on her, identified her room and sat on the window ledge. She tried wearing hats and different clothes etc but they still recognised her. It gave me the idea of my crow army, trained to attack my enemies. Apparently they remember faces and who they like and dislike. I've been feeding the crow and magpies and can get quite close to them now. I chase any pigeons and seagulls and the crows know they can stay when I do. They took it upon themselves to kill a pigeon that tried to get food as well, last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Buzzards in Fife attacking joggers: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-65601462.amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 29, 2023 Author Share Posted May 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Buzzards in Fife attacking joggers: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-65601462.amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 A pigeon. It taunts me, endlessly. I’m self aware to realise this is very much my white whale, yet I’ve invested millions into unlikely aircraft, a team of mechanics and shiny medals to give to the dog in my quest to catch the b*****d. Leave birds alone, it’s not worth it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Stone the Crows !! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Birds are just government drones in feathers! https://birdsarentreal.com 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 (edited) 20 odd years ago. A big fucking seagull nested on the roof of the block of flats I lived in. It had a few weans and for a while after they were born the big c**t would swoop at any c**t who came in or out of the door. Edited May 29, 2023 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Shaun Ryder poisoning thousands of pigeons in Manchester. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 My Mrs has a velux style windae in her bedroom. There are a pair of Jackdaws that watch her sleeping through it and tap on it to wake her up. They also leave her shiny gifts on the bird table in exchange for the food she puts out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 Anyone who works around Atlantic Quay in Glasgow will be fully aware of the menace of a Seagull that torments anyone passing by with food. Once heard someone call him Steven Seagull due to his violent tendancies. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Ross. said: 20 odd years ago. A big fucking seagull nested on the roof of the block of flats I lived in. It had a few weans and for a while after they were born the big c**t would swoop at any c**t who came in or out of the door. A guy in my work used to complain about seagulls attacking him when he was out running at lunchtime. We thought he was overdramatising the whole thing until somebody looked out a window and saw him running along the street with a couple of lesser black backed gulls on his shoulders pecking f**k out of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 29, 2023 Author Share Posted May 29, 2023 3 hours ago, Ross. said: 20 odd years ago. A big fucking seagull nested on the roof of the block of flats I lived in. It had a few weans and for a while after they were born the big c**t would swoop at any c**t who came in or out of the door. Seagulls are aggressive as f**k. I remember there used to be seagulls nesting on the flat roof of Ayr baths. They used to attack people in the carpark, and whenever anyone walked past the window that looked out onto the flat roof they used to peck f**k out of the window to try to get at them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 I'm turning into to my old Primary six teacher but there is no such thing as a 'seagull'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 32 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Seagulls are aggressive as f**k. I remember there used to be seagulls nesting on the flat roof of Ayr baths. They used to attack people in the carpark, and whenever anyone walked past the window that looked out onto the flat roof they used to peck f**k out of the window to try to get at them. Ayr baths? Hah, very funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 29, 2023 Author Share Posted May 29, 2023 Just now, mathematics said: Ayr baths? Hah, very funny. It's not even called Ayr Baths now. It's called the Citadel Leisure Centre. f**k knows if it is even still open. It was meant to be closing down about 5 years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: The original by Koss was much better. Edited May 29, 2023 by Tony Ferrino 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 29, 2023 Author Share Posted May 29, 2023 Just now, Tony Ferrino said: The original by Koss was much better. I only posted it because the linked news story mentioned people having "holes in the head". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted May 29, 2023 Share Posted May 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: I only posted it because the linked news story mentioned people having "holes in the head". I know, but I'm half pished and always take things on tangents when I'm like this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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