Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: These c***s need a montage to sort them out. At today's rates... Oh, montage, I see. Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 The Atlantic Ocean is well known as the most indecisive. Just last week it said it wasn't sure if it fancied a five guys, a sub, or both. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 1 minute ago, Richey Edwards said: I'm a massive fan of land vehicles but thoughts and prayers. Don't work mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: At today's rates... Oh, montage, I see. Carry on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't work mate! There are probably more land and air vehicles in water than there are boats on land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 6 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: There are probably more land and air vehicles in water than there are boats on land. Does the old flooded quarry count? Many an old vehicle met its end up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Does the old flooded quarry count? Many an old vehicle met its end up there. Water is water m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyDickFingers Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 23 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: On day one of me being in charge Mountain Rescue is getting abolished in this country. If nutter in Nepal want to looking for stranded idiots, let them. Won't be long before that stops in Nepal too. Cretins refusing to pay rescue fees will see to that. Stranded idiot Back on topic, was wondering how much air they have left at this point? So to Google I went... And of course 'mericans are ahead of the curve with a fucking countdown clock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 34 minutes ago, TommyDickFingers said: Won't be long before that stops in Nepal too. Cretins refusing to pay rescue fees will see to that. Stranded idiot Back on topic, was wondering how much air they have left at this point? So to Google I went... And of course 'mericans are ahead of the curve with a fucking countdown clock @philpywould clock off with quarter of an hour to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: @philpywould clock off with quarter of an hour to go. Depends.... Do you go up to double bubble once the clock runs out, or is it back to single time when the clock runs out? Stop work till I speak to my steward about this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: "I spy anyone?" "Why not, I'll start: I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with... C" "Controller" "no" "Erm, is that a...cucumber" "no" "Is it your c." "YES" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 I've found it really tough to follow this harrowing story. This morning, to take my mind off it, I have been doing loads of recycling. Crushing tin cans, squeezing air out of bottles. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: I'm a massive fan of land vehicles but thoughts and prayers. Been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes, thank you Richey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 (edited) Says they're running out of oxygen right? Water is made up of 2 hydrogen molecules and 1 oxygen molecule. Can they not just wind down the windae grab some water and toss away the useless hydrogen molecules and keep the precious oxygen ones, wind up the windae and point that sucker upwards? Edited June 22, 2023 by dirty dingus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Just now, dirty dingus said: Says they're running out of oxygen right? Water is made up of 2 hydrogen molecules and 1 oxygen molecule. Can they not just wide down the windae grab some water and toss away the useless hydrogen molecules and keep the precious oxygen ones, wind up the windae and point that sucker upwards? Surely if they keep the hydrogen molecules it would make the sub more buoyant and they'd rise to the surface? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 Just now, GordonD said: Surely if they keep the hydrogen molecules it would make the sub more buoyant and they'd rise to the surface? A bit risky with what happened to the Hindenburg. They could maybe do that if the stick to vaping and don't try light a cigar or a doobie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 1 minute ago, Central Belt Caley said: Been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes, thank you Richey Can't stand these fucking glory hunters that think just because their vehicles go in water or through the air that they're better than me. Yes, their vehicles can go to places mine cannot go. However, their fancy submarine couldn't hack the M77 at 8.30AM on a Tuesday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: What were they choosing as a snack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 OK, time to take a vote. Are they dead or alive? I say - DEAD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Have some faith in Magic Posted June 22, 2023 Share Posted June 22, 2023 2 hours ago, TommyDickFingers said: Won't be long before that stops in Nepal too. Cretins refusing to pay rescue fees will see to that. Stranded idiot Back on topic, was wondering how much air they have left at this point? So to Google I went... And of course 'mericans are ahead of the curve with a fucking countdown clock Is it showing minus now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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