Aufc Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 16 hours ago, ClydeTon said: According to the (100% real) rulebook: Big fan of someone starting the thread and then deleting it when their team doesn’t win. By my count, that would mean Morton would only have one thread remaining from this season. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 16 minutes ago, Aufc said: Big fan of someone starting the thread and then deleting it when their team doesn’t win. By my count, that would mean Morton would only have one thread remaining from this season. Do cup games count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 20 minutes ago, ClydeTon said: Do cup games count? You made the rules. You tell me big man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 24 minutes ago, Aufc said: You made the rules. You tell me big man I made the rules of the Ayr/Air games, not the Deleting Threads Olympics. @The red diamond is the man for that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Only me... Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 22 hours ago, ClydeTon said: Every Ayrdrie* match thread must be called "The red diamond" in their honour. Hide contents *as I suggested in The red diamond (1.0), the winner decides how Ayr/Air is spelt. I will now refer to Airdrie as Ayrdrie until there is a draw/Ayrdrie victory. Thanks. The red diamond logo should no longer be used in the thread, but replaced with an upgraded black and white emoji ️️️️ . Further defeats could result in love hearts and ice creams being added. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeTon Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Only me... said: The red diamond logo should no longer be used in the thread, but replaced with an upgraded black and white emoji ️️️️ . Further defeats could result in love hearts and ice creams being added. Always overcomplicating the game... UEFA found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Shine bright 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Subway for lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 23 hours ago, ClydeTon said: @The red diamond is the man for that one I think many on here should be afraid. The red diamond appears to have withdrawn from society and could very well be plotting his/hers/their/them, etc etc next move. Right now He/her/they/them, etc etc could have gone through the humiliation and embarrassment stage, and are now in the brooding silence stage. This will surely lead to the “I’ll show them” phase. By the time Friday comes around He/her/they/them, etc etc, will be fashioning an outfit from auld plastic Malcom Allan steak pie pokes and used bovril cups, with an auld fitbaw as a mask, then go looking for his/hers/their/them, etc etc’s tormentors All that’ll be left at the scene will be some drops of blood and an ace of diamonds with the legend “fix my thread title” scrawled on it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanayr1987 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 Pray for the red diamond at this difficult time 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 Poor Red Diamond, a clean living guy, one day he attempted to see if he could fly “Geronimo” He cried as he jumped from his car, but alas his distance was not to be far. He flew through the air with the greatest of ease, and came to rest upon his knees It was with good fortune he survived this great stunt, but I’ll bet to this day he feels a right silly c*nt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diegomarahenry Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 The red diamond, after months of sitting, lurking on the sidelines of pie and Bovril, decides that the upcoming Ayr United fixture will be his moment to shine, he’ll finally join, he’ll even start the match thread to start the conversation. Finally he will be a part of the community he has dreamt of being a part of. In the excitement, he makes a mistake, a small mistake but a mistake that will cause confusion and amusement with all who see it. His dream shattered, the relentless cyberbullying started and with it, his dream of pie and Bovril credibility ended. But his infamy will live on forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 54 minutes ago, diegomarahenry said: The red diamond, after months of sitting, lurking on the sidelines of pie and Bovril, decides that the upcoming Ayr United fixture will be his moment to shine, he’ll finally join, he’ll even start the match thread to start the conversation. Finally he will be a part of the community he has dreamt of being a part of. In the excitement, he makes a mistake, a small mistake but a mistake that will cause confusion and amusement with all who see it. His dream shattered, the relentless cyberbullying started and with it, his dream of pie and Bovril credibility ended. But his infamy will live on forever. This place can be a gold mine of information, both hilariously funny, and brutally cruel. Either way you have to be thick skinned otherwise you’ll end up sitting in the feral position in a corner of the room rocking back and forth, back and forth. Defiantly not a place for the lilly livered, namby-pamby types with tissue thin skin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 (edited) In a world where words held power, there existed a character who spoke only through their name, The Red Diamond. Their voice was a mere echo of their passion for their beloved football team, Airdrieonians. When the match ended, the result a painful Airdrieonians 1-2 Ayr United, The Red Diamond couldn't bear the weight of their emotions. They took it upon themselves to delete a thread on Pie and Bovril as a symbolic expression of their heartache. Living in a house made entirely of Carling cans, their home echoed with the clinks of aluminum, a testament to their unwavering dedication. Communication was limited to the repetition of their name, The Red Diamond. Yet, in those two words, they conveyed a world of emotions, from triumph to despair. And despite their unique form of expression, they became a beacon of hope for their football community, a shining gem in the world of sports. Edited October 11, 2023 by itzdrk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 (edited) Perhaps the red diamond is a narcissistic troll of the highest order, and this thread was exactly what they were looking for. It could be that we’ve all been played by a genius troll. Edited October 11, 2023 by Wacky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkyshotton Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 47 minutes ago, Wacky said: Perhaps the red diamond is a narcissistic troll of the highest order, and this thread was exactly what they were looking for. It could be that we’ve all been played by a genius troll. Yeah, but no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, malkyshotton said: Yeah, but no. I don’t understand. Do you doubt their narcissistic tendencies? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 11, 2023 Share Posted October 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wacky said: I don’t understand. Do you doubt their narcissistic tendencies? Nazicistic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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