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35 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/jan/02/km-peyton-obituary-kathleen-peyton

KM Peyton, children's author, runs out of ink at 94.

Her ink well dried up last year. See end of obituary KM Peyton (Kathleen Wendy Peyton), children’s writer, born 2 August 1929; died 19 December 2023

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1 hour ago, Eednud said:

Her ink well dried up last year. See end of obituary KM Peyton (Kathleen Wendy Peyton), children’s writer, born 2 August 1929; died 19 December 2023

Yup, I made a rip-roaring arse of that one. Wasn't an obit I saw but an appreciation.

Stupid twat that I am. Post deleted.

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10 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Love this quote from the Guardian - "Batmanghelidjh – known for her charisma, colourful attire and outspoken pursuit of social justice for children"

and there was me thinking it was for salad dodging and spunking the charity money. I must be thinking of another Batman too. 🤔

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Seems like Thabo Mbeki died yesterday but not too many major sites reporting it so not sure. 

https://bnnbreaking.com/politics/thabo-mbeki-former-south-african-president-dies-at-74/

Probably best to assume hoax for now until a better source comes along, especially as they have his age wrong which is a red flag. Obviously no idea if anyone had him anyway.

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2 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

Seems like Thabo Mbeki died yesterday but not too many major sites reporting it so not sure. 

https://bnnbreaking.com/politics/thabo-mbeki-former-south-african-president-dies-at-74/

Probably best to assume hoax for now until a better source comes along, especially as they have his age wrong which is a red flag. Obviously no idea if anyone had him anyway.

Fckn wrong SA president. Zoomer.

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https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2024/jan/03/robert-doisneau-paris-kiss-photograph-francoise-bornet-young-lover-dies

Françoise Bornet, the young lover immortalised in the French photographer Robert Doisneau’s The Kiss by the Hôtel de Ville, has died aged 93.

If her name was virtually unknown, Bornet’s stance in an embrace with her then boyfriend in central Paris in the spring of 1950 became one of the most famous images of the city.

TheKissPressefminine-devantlhtelNapolonClamart-1969.thumb.jpg.605e3dfbeaf23d6146f7b933c79a343c.jpg

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3 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

Seems like Thabo Mbeki died yesterday but not too many major sites reporting it so not sure. 

https://bnnbreaking.com/politics/thabo-mbeki-former-south-african-president-dies-at-74/

Probably best to assume hoax for now until a better source comes along, especially as they have his age wrong which is a red flag. Obviously no idea if anyone had him anyway.

 

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procedure obituary (readerisprogrammer : boolean; readersage : integer);

begin

    writeln('Computer Scientist Niklaus Wirth, who died on January 1st');
    writeln('was a famous name for computer programmers of a certain vintage');
    
    if ((not readerisprogrammer) or (readersage < 50)) then
        begin
        writeln('He was famous for writing some ancient computer languages');
        writeln('that you''ve never heard of and for advocating a style of');
        writeln('writing computer programs in an orderly fashion that most');
        writeln('programmers use today.');
        end
    else
        begin
        writeln('He was most famous for developing Pascal, EULER and variants');
        writeln('of ALGOL, as well as his advocacy of structured programming');

        if (readersage < 50) then
            begin
            writeln ('You probably use structured programming in');
            writeln('every computer program you write without even knowing it.');
            end
        else  
            begin
            writeln('He also coined the famous slogan ''GOTO Considered Harmful''');
            writeln('often misattributed to Edsger Dijkstra');
            end
        end

end;

 

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Brigadier Frank Kitson, who wrote infamous counter-insurgency manuals advocating tactics such as 'counter-gangs' (using terrorist groups against insurgents) and 'pseudo-gangs' (forming fake insurgent groups to entrap activists), and who seemingly put those tactics in place when he ran the British Army in Northern Ireland during the disastrous early years of the Troubles, has died aged 91.

 

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