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Anyone who votes for Reform UK should have their hard drives checked in collaboration with police opening up unsolved cases.

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6 minutes ago, AUcal said:

Anyone who votes for Reform UK should have their hard drives checked in collaboration with police opening up unsolved cases.

I would suggest a points system be operated to assess criminal risk.  Various behaviours will result in suspects gaining more points and being subject to more sanctions.  Not only will this identify suspects and prevent crime it will improve society by penalising undesirable behaviour.

For example, you might gain fiftenn points for being a member of Reform UK.  if you are a mobile DJ you gain 35 points and if you look like a paedo then you gain 50 points.  This takes you to 100 points and you are then imprisoned on an island with all the other 100-pointers forever.  Some innocent people will be caught up in this but society is all about give and take, all about the individual sacrificing themselves for the collective.  

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50 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

I would suggest a points system be operated to assess criminal risk.  Various behaviours will result in suspects gaining more points and being subject to more sanctions.  Not only will this identify suspects and prevent crime it will improve society by penalising undesirable behaviour.

For example, you might gain fiftenn points for being a member of Reform UK.  if you are a mobile DJ you gain 35 points and if you look like a paedo then you gain 50 points.  This takes you to 100 points and you are then imprisoned on an island with all the other 100-pointers forever.  Some innocent people will be caught up in this but society is all about give and take, all about the individual sacrificing themselves for the collective.  

100pts if you are a regular contributor to the Juniors forum.

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6 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:

100pts if you are a regular contributor to the Juniors forum.

I'll take that. Might be the only way anyone connected with Edinburgh City will get any points next season

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7 hours ago, AUcal said:

"They said it was crazy and impossible. They said it was a ridiculous waste of public money that will never make a return on the investment, just for the sake of football away days to Orkney".

"Well they're not laughing now"

^ me on platform 1 of Kirkwall train station as the first ever service leaves for Inverness.

If Orkney had stayed Norwegian.... 

 

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House asylum seekers in the House of Commons ("the finest asylum in the world"- Goon Show) and MPs in that accommodation ship. 

Like Judges going on circuit the ship can be floated around the coast of Britain so that democracy is brought out of London and closer to the people. If the ship sinks in the Minch in December then it's no great mischief. 

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