mathematics Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Big Reg being called an anti-semite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Just now, mathematics said: What’s wrong with putting the bread in the f**king bread bin? It's too big - it won't fit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Just now, hk blues said: It's too big - it won't fit. Are you Mrs Mathematics? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted August 17 Author Share Posted August 17 9 minutes ago, Gibby82 said: Is that not the other one, the Fly bus? I thought the Flix was the one that took four hours to get to Edinburgh and often didn't turn up. Right enough. f**k Flix in that case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Just now, mathematics said: Are you Mrs Mathematics? I don't believe so but I can see she and I bear the same cross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 2 minutes ago, mathematics said: Are you Mrs Mathematics? Further, I'm surprised she hasn't asked you to swing around that bread bin 90° so you can access that plug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 4 minutes ago, hk blues said: Further, I'm surprised she hasn't asked you to swing around that bread bin 90° so you can access that plug. I’m not long swinging it to that position. We’ve plenty of sockets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 14 minutes ago, hk blues said: I don't believe so but I can see she and I bear the same cross. 4 minutes ago, mathematics said: I’m not long swinging it to that position. We’ve plenty of sockets. A case in point... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 12 minutes ago, hk blues said: I don't believe so but I can see she and I bear the same cross. Purchasing decisions should take into account all requirements and constraints, including storage. This is same airy fairy approach to provisioning that leads to my wife bringing home watermelons when the fridge is already full. No sympathy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: Purchasing decisions should take into account all requirements and constraints, including storage. This is same airy fairy approach to provisioning that leads to my wife bringing home watermelons when the fridge is already full. No sympathy. Harsh. But possibly fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 21 minutes ago, hk blues said: It's too big - it won't fit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 14 minutes ago, coprolite said: my wife bringing home watermelons Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 ‘When wife gives you melons, make melonade’ 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: I felt I made that joke but not sure it was received. Much like the baguette. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 2 hours ago, mathematics said: What’s wrong with putting the bread in the f**king bread bin? As you've left the lid closed, I presume it's full of murder souvenirs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: As you've left the lid closed, I presume it's full of murder souvenirs. The family bread knife is just out of shot as well 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: As you've left the lid closed, I presume it's full of murder souvenirs. Souvenirs are a one way ticket to a lengthy jail sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 2 minutes ago, mathematics said: Souvenirs are a one way ticket to a lengthy jail sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 18 minutes ago, mathematics said: Souvenirs are a one way ticket to a lengthy jail sentence. There's a true crime YouTube channel that I watch, and it's astonishing how many times murderers end up in the slammer because they kept trophies from their victims, and/or write down/brag about their crimes to strangers. It's like a running gag how often they seem to do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 3 hours ago, hk blues said: Further, I'm surprised she hasn't asked you to swing around that bread bin 90° so you can access that plug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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