Lisa Cuddy Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 24 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't actually dislike him as passionately as it would have seemed from my earlier comments but he does come across as pretentious. He's fit as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 The other half always deciding that when brushing my teeth with a noisy electric toothbrush is the perfect time to start asking questions about something or other, usually shouted from two rooms away. Crackin trolling if it's done on purpose, tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 I'm more handsome than him and would make a more convincing junky. Are you still battling with smelly boy for the affections of your girlfriend? If so, don't think you've got much chance with Mrs M...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Nah he's probably finger blasting her right enough, I'm not bothered though.Me and Mrs M have quite the rapport so I'm pretty sure I'm in with a chance. I'm sure you are, Mrs M seems like quite the lady! Pity about the finger blasting, but it's the season of good will & all that, so I'm sure you'll forgive fatty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 If your girlfriend ever reads P&B, you're fucked! You'll probably have to rent a room from rent a skull in the window opposite!Hope you dropped a shite smeared Xmas card through her letterbox / cat flap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 There's a roundabout near the Tay Bridge called "5 roads roundabout" which has only 4 exits. If it wasn't such a hassle taking a diversion and adding on time to/from Glenrothes I'd avoid it out of spite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 6 hours ago, GordonD said: ^^^^^^^ Banned but pretending it's his own decision 1 hour ago, Bishop Briggs said: Another moronic cretin found. Well I didn't think BB was banned from Tesco but now I'm no so sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 People who use the entirely made up word - sangwidge, when referring to a couple of slices of bread (or more) with a filling between said slices...It's a sandwich you fuckin imbeciles! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: Another moronic cretin found. ooh, touchy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 People who use the entirely made up word - sangwidge, when referring to a couple of slices of bread (or more) with a filling between said slices...It's a sandwich you fuckin imbeciles! My mate's wife uses this, although she pronounces it more 'sengwidge' than 'sangwidge'.Regardless, it is petty and annoying either way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: There's a roundabout near the Tay Bridge called "5 roads roundabout" which has only 4 exits. If it wasn't such a hassle taking a diversion and adding on time to/from Glenrothes I'd avoid it out of spite. It used to have 5 when I was a lad but now the Drumoig exit has been closed and you join it a few yards along the Leuchars turn off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Four exits plus one entrance equals five ways. There's another five ways circle at the top of the Hilltown in Dundee itself. Dundonians are the only folk in the country allowed to call a roundabout a circle as it was a Dundonian who invented the roundabout/ circle.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Dundonians are the only folk in the country allowed to call a roundabout a circle as it was a Dundonian who invented the roundabout/ circle.... ^^^ Facts you Made Up thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Four exits plus one entrance equals five ways. There's another five ways circle at the top of the Hilltown in Dundee itself. Dundonians are the only folk in the country allowed to call a roundabout a circle as it was a Dundonian who invented the roundabout/ circle.... You called a roundabout a circle- f**k off back to Angus or Fife and come back when you are Dundonian! Insulted- Hulltoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 As an aside- I find it irritating when the P&B running club thread is top of GN when I log in.Nothing wrong with the thread or the posters therein, just I'll never participate and pettily, it gets on my wick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 13 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: You called a roundabout a circle- f**k off back to Angus or Fife and come back when you are Dundonian! Insulted- Hulltoon Born in the DRI, so I qualify... :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Born in the DRI, so I qualify... :-) That's the second time tonight I've been put firmly in my place. I'll just shut up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 How popular UFC has become. When did it become socially acceptable to like it? It's like sport for people who think boxing is too subtle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 How popular UFC has become. When did it become socially acceptable to like it? It's like sport for people who think boxing is too subtle. You like Tony Blair, so I'm guessing your opinions on here will be taken with a yearly sized output of a large Siberian salt mine. Back to the politics forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Being unwell, Was diagnosed with Whooping cough 3 months ago that has completely knackered my immune system so ive been shifting from illness to illness(colds, flus, chest infections etc) without much of a break in between. Absolutely fed up of it at this point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.