Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I switched to NFU (Farmers Union) as the premium on two cars was a third of what I was paying. Missus asked me to check I hadn't insured a horse rather than a car but they seem legit. It was so cheap I had to keep checking there wasn't some mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 54 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I'm not quite 25 yet so I still get the odd ridiculous quote. My insurance still drops year on year but I have had to change company every year since I was 17. Ahhhhh I'm lucky that I bought my 1st car at 21. Didn't even drive until I was 20. I still remember my 1st quote for a car worth £6200 was £2300. After phoning around I got a quote for £700 and haven't left since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I switched to NFU (Farmers Union) as the premium on two cars was a third of what I was paying. Missus asked me to check I hadn't insured a horse rather than a car but they seem legit. It was so cheap I had to keep checking there wasn't some mistake. If it's too good to be true etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Gaz FFC said: If it's too good to be true etc It's one step up from "watch yer car mister?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: It's one step up from "watch yer car mister?". Up? You sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 On The Chase;"I'm a big Man United fan, I make it to about 2 or 3 games per season."Q: Dennis Bergkamp spent 11 years at what premier league club?"Chelsea?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, smpar said: On The Chase; "I'm a big Man United fan, I make it to about 2 or 3 games per season." Q: Dennis Bergkamp spent 11 years at what premier league club? "Chelsea?" When the camera was panning around a recent Man U home game all I seen in the home end were tourists and kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Also from The Chase: "Dundonians are natives of which Scottish city?" "Cardiff?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 52 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I switched to NFU (Farmers Union) as the premium on two cars was a third of what I was paying. Missus asked me to check I hadn't insured a horse rather than a car but they seem legit. It was so cheap I had to keep checking there wasn't some mistake. Ford Mustang? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 People that hand over a bundle of lottery tickets for the sales assistant to check because they're too lazy to do it themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Folk in quizzes who mark the other teams answer sheets before the quizmaster has given the official answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 28 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Folk in quizzes who mark the other teams answer sheets before the quizmaster has given the official answer. Dundonians are native to Cardiff. 2 points. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 "It's our six month anniversary". Close relation of "I ran a 10k marathon". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Anything that can be toasted, but is too small to pop up high enough to be retrieved. Pancakes, you little b*****ds. Either burn your fingers, get electrocuted by jamming in a knife or my personal favourite...... Keep flicking the handle up and trying to pluck them out of mid air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Anything that can be toasted, but is too small to pop up high enough to be retrieved. Pancakes, you little b*****ds. Either burn your fingers, get electrocuted by jamming in a knife or my personal favourite...... Keep flicking the handle up and trying to pluck them out of mid air. Stick the toaster on its side 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 22 minutes ago, ajwffc said: Stick the toaster on its side Doesn't that just send crumbs everywhere? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Anything that can be toasted, but is too small to pop up high enough to be retrieved. Pancakes, you little b*****ds. Either burn your fingers, get electrocuted by jamming in a knife or my personal favourite...... Keep flicking the handle up and trying to pluck them out of mid air. Cellotape a used lollipop stick to the pancake. Stick in toaster. When toasted you can then pull it out. You are welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Doesn't that just send crumbs everywhere? Someone else will probably clean them up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 5 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Anything that can be toasted, but is too small to pop up high enough to be retrieved. Pancakes, you little b*****ds. Either burn your fingers, get electrocuted by jamming in a knife or my personal favourite...... Keep flicking the handle up and trying to pluck them out of mid air. If you can't get things out of the toaster then presumably putting them in like this is way beyond you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: If you can't get things out of the toaster then presumably putting them in like this is way beyond you... No one should be encouraging that pish. Needs a slap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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