Neilly Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 When you're at a party and they put out bowls of crisps, but they mix the flavours of crisps, like cheese and onion mixed with salt and vinegar...that really annoys me. Too true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calderwood PTFC Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 The tartan army 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Folk who are in possesion of a drivers license, yet clearly don't have scooby how to drive. For this, see the majority of Taxi Drivers, Bus Drivers and White Van Men. See in your driving test? Know those lights on either side of your car that let you indicate to others when you plan to turn? They weren't there as an optional thing, they are fucking standard issue so use them you c***s. Also the red light normally means STOP, it doesn't mean canter on through from 30 yards back when I have a fucking right of way light indicating to me that it is safe to make a right turn, then give me the finger as if it's my fault that you are a c**t, knowing fine I'm in no position to give chase. (Which I wanted to and would have done in a heartbeat) Also, boy racers. Look mate, a Clio is a Clio is a Clio. No amount of alloys, blacked out windows, removal of the renault badges and replacing with cheap go-faster stripes or blue lights under your shitey £300 car, draws from the fact that you are in denial about owning a hairdressers motor. Your 6 different versions of Peugot that you rotate between you is also of no consequence. Yes I drive a Renault Kangoo, yes it does look suspiciosly like the Popemobile, I am well aware that it is not cool, but I didn't spend £4000 trying to make what is essentially scrap metal on wheels, look respectable, and only serving to make myself look like a jumped up wee fanny in the process. If I ever want a respectable looking car with good performance, I'll buy one. Not try and build one from an old rust bucket, kit it out with a £500 stereo system, roll both windows down and belt out happy hardcore at a red light cos I think it sounds good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 People who park in the turning points at the end of cul-de-sacs do my nut right in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Optical Express. They are c***s! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Who's the burd in your avatar, Gingy? Havent a clue! Just some random I found on Google images when searching for something clyde to use as my avatar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaz Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Mates who fart in pubs and clubs when you're tryin to talk to a girl then walk away, bring back smoking i say. Random neds who try to start on you on a night out. When you accidently buy something which is low fat or diet, they'd be as well writing 'tastes like shit' on it. People who pick their nose when I'm tryin to eat. Glasgow High students with stupid accents and acne who sit near me on the train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 People who post on here who are'nt who they say they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 People who post on here who are'nt who they say they are. PSYCHO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 People who moan at you for doing something which they then go and do themselves, like my dad, he moans at me for slamming the door, but he does it as well sometimes. Also when you are walking behind someone at the shops and they stop and you nearly walk into them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted September 3, 2006 Author Share Posted September 3, 2006 If the fucker had been going on for 7 hours, I would have been out there after the first ripping the electrics out of it. With cars it's less easy as to get under the bonnet you normally need to get into the car. Nothing a deftly chucked spark plug can't solve of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 PSYCHO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 (edited) Driving from Elgin to Inverness, getting picked up by the team bus and driven down to Denny, getting horsed 3-0 by Falkirk in your first game of the season and having to do the journey home again. We were keech. Edit: And what's even worse is that they were a really average side too. Just better than us. Edited September 3, 2006 by Debbie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandbairn Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Those 'easy, easy' chants accompanied by the arms over the head clapping. Especially annoying when done when a team goes one-nil up after twenty minutes. How did the stupid hand actions get introduced anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompey. Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 That fucking imbecile from Fife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 How did the stupid hand actions get introduced anyway? Soccer AM. The source of many annoying things these days. And they have the cheek to borrow loads of Python references on the show as well. The show is well past its sell by date. That said, Helen seems to have forgotten her bra the last couple of weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Folk who are in possesion of a drivers license, yet clearly don't have scooby how to drive. For this, see the majority of Taxi Drivers, Bus Drivers and White Van Men. See in your driving test? Know those lights on either side of your car that let you indicate to others when you plan to turn? They weren't there as an optional thing, they are fucking standard issue so use them you c***s. Also the red light normally means STOP, it doesn't mean canter on through from 30 yards back when I have a fucking right of way light indicating to me that it is safe to make a right turn, then give me the finger as if it's my fault that you are a c**t, knowing fine I'm in no position to give chase. (Which I wanted to and would have done in a heartbeat) Also, boy racers. Look mate, a Clio is a Clio is a Clio. No amount of alloys, blacked out windows, removal of the renault badges and replacing with cheap go-faster stripes or blue lights under your shitey £300 car, draws from the fact that you are in denial about owning a hairdressers motor. Your 6 different versions of Peugot that you rotate between you is also of no consequence. Yes I drive a Renault Kangoo, yes it does look suspiciosly like the Popemobile, I am well aware that it is not cool, but I didn't spend £4000 trying to make what is essentially scrap metal on wheels, look respectable, and only serving to make myself look like a jumped up wee fanny in the process. If I ever want a respectable looking car with good performance, I'll buy one. Not try and build one from an old rust bucket, kit it out with a £500 stereo system, roll both windows down and belt out happy hardcore at a red light cos I think it sounds good. The petty thing getting on my nerves is.....why can't i rant this brilliantly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 That fucking imbecile from Fife. Could you be a bit more specific please? That could be any one out of 350,000 of 'em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 People who don't say "I'm going to check my email" but say "I'm going to check my emails" or, worse, in written form, "e-mails." When you wake up in the morning, do you say "I'll just have a look and check if the mails are here" or "Are the posts here yet?" When you check your email you are checking a mail account, singular, for any conceptual mail, singular. You are not checking on mails as you would check a chicken coop in the morning for chickens and eggs. Actually, I'll extend this: I really, really dislike people who cannot use a language correctly. It's unfair of me, and snobbish, but that's the way it is. People who cannot communicate in either one of written or spoken word (as I understand that some people who suffer from, say, dyslexia, are actually very structured and eloquent when speaking in person, and vice versa for some with speech troubles) are a source of constant annoyance to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Driving from Elgin to Inverness, getting picked up by the team bus and driven down to Denny, getting horsed 3-0 by Falkirk in your first game of the season and having to do the journey home again. We were keech. Edit: And what's even worse is that they were a really average side too. Just better than us. Do Shelly and Suzanne play for Caley now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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