The Moonster Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 minute ago, John Lambies Doos said: Yes, bit of pish flies of to the right Aim a bit further to the left then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Yes, bit of pish flies of to the rightI don’t wish to discuss your old boy in detail but does it have two exits? Perhaps a gp could help with your issue here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 29 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Getting up during night to do pish, main stream hits toliet, side stream pisses all over the floor. Put your Prince Albert back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Aim a bit further to the left then.Then the main stream will pish all over the floor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 He's obviously woke up during the night with a stauner and is too ashamed to admit it. Nothing to be embarrassed about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Then the main stream will pish all over the floor Maybe you should get your cock checked out then, being unable to pish one consistent stream is a problem not faced by many, I would hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Maybe you should get your cock checked out then, being unable to pish one consistent stream is a problem not faced by many, I would hope.It's ok during day just at night. Young enough not to be having prostate issues, had it checked though, all good. I'd be very surprised if this does not happen to quite a few on this forum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: 6 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Maybe you should get your cock checked out then, being unable to pish one consistent stream is a problem not faced by many, I would hope. It's ok during day just at night. Young enough not to be having prostate issues, had it checked though, all good. I'd be very surprised if this does not happen to quite a few on this forum My stream is split into 2 but not really a main stream and a secondary - more like 2 secondary. And it's not left and right, more high and low. Which means no piss on the floor but splatters the lid so no harm done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Are we taking about a short spillage when we commence pishing here which then stabilises as one stream of pish or two consistent streams of pish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: Are we taking about a short spillage when we commence pishing here which then stabilises as one stream of pish or two consistent streams of pish? Nope - full blown leakage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Just now, hk blues said: Nope - full blown leakage Is this an age thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: Is this an age thing? When I got it checked out the Doc said it was just due to a lose of strength in the dick to create a solid stream. Started when I was about 50 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 otherwise civilised folk stand up to pish in their own homes - really - that's actually a thing in these millennial times ? d'you stand up to shit, too, and wonder why there's fecal matter all down the back of your legs, trailing across the bathroom floor, in your hair and all over the bed when you wake up in the morning ? i mean, pubs and stuff (and other people's houses), yeah fine - spray it all over the place, up the wall, in the bath - whatever - but actually where you live ???? unbelievable... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Nooka Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 I've had the dual stream issue before, always thought it was just because a small part of your japs eye has temporarily stuck together, a wee head squeeze usually sorts it out. It is more common after getting your hole ime, there's a scene in the Jim Carrey movie Me, Myself and Irene about this. https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=975151 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: otherwise civilised folk stand up to pish in their own homes - really - that's actually a thing in these millennial times ? d'you stand up to shit, too, and wonder why there's fecal matter all down the back of your legs, trailing across the bathroom floor, in your hair and all over the bed when you wake up in the morning ? i mean, pubs and stuff (and other people's houses), yeah fine - spray it all over the place, up the wall, in the bath - whatever - but actually where you live ???? unbelievable... Sitting down for a pish is OFTW behaviour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Sitting down for a pish is OFTW behaviour.Having a sit down pish is sometimes a welcome relief. Especially when hungover.I wouldn’t wish to use it as my ‘main’ form of urination. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Having to drive in this weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 Having a sit down pish is sometimes a welcome relief. Especially when hungover.I wouldn’t wish to use it as my ‘main’ form of urination.Is the correct approach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 44 minutes ago, rodallegabombs said: Having a sit down pish is sometimes a welcome relief. Especially when hungover. I wouldn’t wish to use it as my ‘main’ form of urination. 38 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Is the correct approach. Agreed, being hungover is the only acceptable time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Agreed, being hungover is the only acceptable time. Or if you have a vagina. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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