Guest Moomintroll Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Sounds like a country and western classic...No one has died yet so missing that classic C&W payoff line. Oh ma Granny was a cripple in Nashville friends....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Probably that c**t Derrick.To be fair that c**t Derrick is usually found around drilled holes rather than being the cause. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: How this will all end out I don't wanna find out. Fucksake Scotland will get beat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: They're arseholes as well. They're worse, reactive lenses indeed. If you need specs, get specs. People who get all this shite added on have made going to the opticians in tolerable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 This: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45818204 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 11 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Mate just came back from the rigs ( works 3 n off for 3) to find his wife been sleeping we another man. I know the guy who she slept we also so this dosnt help. And the guy who she been sleeping we has previous history ( has has 2 wifes and been caught cheating). And to top this weekend off, am going to the Scotland game today :-(. Frankly shocked that nobody's implied you're the notorious shagger in this story. Between the Scotland game and the Irn-Bru, I think you've been punished enough, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Frankly shocked that nobody's implied you're the notorious shagger in this story. Between the Scotland game and the Irn-Bru, I think you've been punished enough, however.he ended his post with a sad face. if he was getting his hole that would be a big smile! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Frankly shocked that nobody's implied you're the notorious shagger in this story. Have you ever seen him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Attractive women who absolutely lather on make up and end up looking rough. They actually make themselves less attractive, in many cases flat out unattractive, yet seem to think they're doing the opposite. There's a lassie at work who is lovely but then she fires on tons of make up and just looks weird and off putting. It's sad to see and sad to realise just how conditioned so many woman are to doing it. Calm that shit down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Was at the baths with the bairn today and we were in the “changing village” (get that term to f**k btw) when she says, “Daddy, why is there a pair of pants hanging on one of the pegs?”. Seriously, what kind of utter mink does that? Seen it so many times in the gym etc. Skanky minky fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Attractive women who absolutely lather on make up and end up looking rough. They actually make themselves less attractive, in many cases flat out unattractive, yet seem to think they're doing the opposite. There's a lassie at work who is lovely but then she fires on tons of make up and just looks weird and off putting. It's sad to see and sad to realise just how conditioned so many woman are to doing it. Calm that shit down.Mrs B keeps ranting on about wanting botox etc. A simple challenge of "point me to one woman who has been made to look better by cosmetic surgery (outwith fixing injurieels etc) and I will let you get it"As yet, I have not had to fork out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Mrs B keeps ranting on about wanting botox etc. A simple challenge of "point me to one woman who has been made to look better by cosmetic surgery (outwith fixing injurieels etc) and I will let you get it" As yet, I have not had to fork out. You never will. Without exception, every single woman who has had botox looks worse, often far worse. Women who get that, and any other cosmetic surgery, end up looking odd and often grotesque. The lip filler things are the worst. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You never will. Without exception, every single woman who has had botox looks worse, often far worse. Women who get that, and any other cosmetic surgery, end up looking odd and often grotesque. The lip filler things are the worst. Botox has its uses, depending where you put it and why you’re using it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You never will. Without exception, every single woman who has had botox looks worse, often far worse. Women who get that, and any other cosmetic surgery, end up looking odd and often grotesque. The lip filler things are the worst. I get the impression a lot of lassies get that kind of shit done just to show off to each other that they've had it done. Nothing to do with aesthetics. Male cosmetic procedures seem to exist entirely because the customers think it'll increase their chances of getting their hole, but no doubt that'll change eventually. In ten years' time, you'll be telling us about how all the guys in the office are admiring your Robbie Rotten chin since you got cement injections along your jawline, and that you're planning an anal bleaching party. And I'll probably be brainwashed enough to seethe at not being invited, you utter c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Just now, heedthebaa said: Botox has its uses, depending where you put it and why you’re using it ...and what kind of dose you administer, according to a mate. (WTM) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 Attractive women who absolutely lather on make up and end up looking rough. They actually make themselves less attractive, in many cases flat out unattractive, yet seem to think they're doing the opposite. There's a lassie at work who is lovely but then she fires on tons of make up and just looks weird and off putting. It's sad to see and sad to realise just how conditioned so many woman are to doing it. Calm that shit down.when i met my ex wife she was just like that. she actually looked much better in the morning after. wish i hadnt convinced her she looked better with less make up. that turned out to be an expensive mistake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 i recorded the NFL game from Wembley tonight and when i watched the recording it stopped half way through as it switched to the red button. actually livid not petty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 On 10/5/2018 at 13:00, sjc said: Genuinely confused as to why I'm labelled in this post. Hey, f**k you, man. I was wondering why Welshbairn ended up dumped in the Losers' Club. Presumably Shandon got a mention because nobody could genuinely have an interest in such atrocious footwear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, ah-dee said: i recorded the NFL game from Wembley tonight and when i watched the recording it stopped half way through as it switched to the red button. actually livid not petty! It's available on BBC iPlayer https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p06nhx68/american-football-201819-seattle-seahawks-v-oakland-raiders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 It's available on BBC iPlayerhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p06nhx68/american-football-201819-seattle-seahawks-v-oakland-raidersit only had the first half recorded when i was on earlier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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