Monster Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Ach, we're no going on about Celtic fans on the dole again are we? Is there any other kind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Bad day, very bad day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Also I'm sure somebody who was deaf, dumb & blind could have done a better job than the job Dazza did with us. During a particularly poor run when manager of Ayr(there were many) DL was shopping in Tesco. He saw an old lady with a dozen bags, struggling to walk, with shopping falling out the bags and going everywhere. In an uncharacteristic display of concern for the OAP, DL approached and asked: 'Can you manage luv?' To which the spirited lady replied: 'f**k off DL, you pick the fucking team, you sort it out!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 (edited) Fcuking NTL Told them a month ago I was moving house. Phoned today to make sure the engineer was coming on Saturday and they insist they have no record of me ever phoning and emailing them. Even worse apparently NTL isnt even available in my new building So, need to find some alternatives? Any advice on phonelines, broadband or digital TV?! Cheers B) Edited November 15, 2006 by supermac 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 #1 Cold callers: Last night, me, cooking my chilli and listening to The Archers.... Ruth, what's wrong? Oh, David...I'm so sorry.. What....you mean you've been seeing someone else...? Who?..it's not... Aww no... ...Sam? NO! It can't be...tell me it's not true... Offstage the phone rings. Me (annoyed): Yes, hello. Caller: Hello. Can I speak to the householder. Me (desparate to get back to The Archers and my chilli before it burns): Yes, what? Caller: I'm Angela from Weathershield. Can I talk to you about our new offers for... Me (incandescant with rage): Listen. The Archers is on, David's just found out about Ruth's affair with Sam, so no you can't -GOODBYE! #2 Incompetent newsreaders: Me, snuggled in darkness under the duvet early this morning, toasty warm and snoozing gently with Radio 4 mumbling in the background on the clock radio alarm... Jim Naughtie:....and we'll be talking to John Reid later in in the programme. And now the time is a quarter to nine... Me: Mmmph, WHA... (leaps bolt upright, scattering duvet and cats to the floor, heart pounding and eyes popping) Sarah Montagu: SEVEN, Jim, quarter to seven! Jim Naughtie: Oh yes, sorry about that. Sarah Montague: Wakey, wakey everyone.... b*****ds!!! Class Kilt. Class. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Im loving placement, thanks Debbie! Absolutely wicked, sheer madness being with Primary 1, because they have so many stories and fantastic imaginations, but they are wonderful. I enjoy the placement side of things, practical aint a problem, its the theory side, I absolutely detest. Good to hear you enjoy the practical side. I haven't really done any theory since I started actually working, so like I said before, just jump through the hoops, and forget about it! I don't know how you could work with teenagers, they would annoy me. I don't know how you could work with little kids, I hated working in the primary school when I was in Germany! Each to their own, I guess - I get on well with teenagers, probably because we have the same mental age... Bad day, very bad day Oh dear, what happened? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I get on well with teenagers, probably because we have the same mental age... 7? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I don't know how you could work with little kids, I hated working in the primary school when I was in Germany! Each to their own, I guess - I get on well with teenagers, probably because we have the same mental age... Oh dear, what happened? The young ones are lovely, hardly any cheek out of them! Och we got another investigation handed to us today! Its just never ending the now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLwankwankwank Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 The young ones are lovely, hardly any cheek out of them! Och we got another investigation handed to us today! Its just never ending the now! Sorry too lazy to look back. What are you doing, Degree in Primary Education? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Got in from work tonight to find out that the police had been at the door looking for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsd Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Got in from work tonight to find out that the police had been at the door looking for me I'm amazed its taken them this long. Fife constabulary. Shocking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I'm amazed its taken them this long. Fife constabulary. Shocking. i think i might know what they wanted, i sent an e-mail about the lack of police around the ground after the cowdenbeath game 2 weeks ago, they mailed me back asking me to phone them, i never did phone them yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Nope, pretty sure they'll be taking your hard drive away. f'k off! my mum says im not in trouble, its just an enquiry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Did you beat up your dentist? *opens curtains to watch tumbleweed rolling down the street* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 f'k off! my mum says im not in trouble, its just an enquiry That's exactly what Mrs Glitter said to her boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsd Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 You're going down son. She may have possibly said this as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 That's what my mum told me when the police came to my door. They wanted to enquire why I had indecent images on my computer. You're going down son. I'm going to phone crime stoppers to report Alan Harvery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I'm going to phone crime stoppers to report Alan Harvery. Who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Thats them been and gone. Someone had £30 and their mobile taken from their handbag at a halloween party a few weeks ago, they were just taking statements from everyone that was there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I didn't know that motorcyclists didn't have to adhere to the laws of the road. This stupid idiot on a motorbike went right through a red light when I was crossing the road,and when I asked him if he didn't have to adhere to the laws of the road he said I shouldn't be walking across the road! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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