Karpaty Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 They're all paedophiles, so I wouldn't worry too much. She is an old lonley woman, so I wouldnt rule that out. *Hopes she isnt browsing thread* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 They're all paedophiles, so I wouldn't worry too much. I wish a couple of my PE Teachers were That reminds me of the time one of our teachers was showing the recovery position at swimming, the guy being the "model" got a hard-on (and before anyone suggests it was me, it definitely wasnt. If it was noone would have noticed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larbert_Par Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 They're all paedophiles, so I wouldn't worry too much. Are you insinuating big Les Donaldson is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Pe teachers! I cant do swimming for reasons I wont go into. I bring my normal kit, and she says join another class, fair doo's. Turns out there isnt another class to join, so she sends me to the classroom and gives me a punny to do!! I'm being punnished because theres no other classes I understand. Just go to bed with a hot water bottle, and remember you're not really fat, it's just water retention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Wee Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I wish a couple of my PE Teachers were That reminds me of the time one of our teachers was showing the recovery position at swimming, the guy being the "model" got a hard-on (and before anyone suggests it was me, it definitely wasnt. If it was noone would have noticed Please tell me it was a bloke doing the demonstration on the kid. The poor fucker would NEVER have lived it down I understand. Just go to bed with a hot water bottle, and remember you're not really fat, it's just water retention. Mon the Clyde is the complete opposite of fat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Jenkins Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 The RTBC thread closed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 This beautiful thread will be next! Everyone get posting quick and bump your postcount up before it gets brutally murdered while i try and find skinnyjeans adress to PM to Kilt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 This beautiful thread will be next! Everyone get posting quick and bump your postcount up before it gets brutally murdered while i try and find skinnyjeans adress to PM to Kilt! To be fair, I haven't requested anything to be deleted as it no longer serves my purpose. I reckon he'd drive down there and at around 2am, when all is still and quiet, he'll casually bash one out into her letterbox. I'm so relieved I don't have a letterbox!! The image is too awful...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I'm so relieved I don't have a letterbox!! The image is too awful...... No letterbox eh? The hunt...is....ON!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I'm so relieved I don't have a letterbox!! The image is too awful...... If you do get a letterbox, ensure that it is one of those wired tight ones that snaps shut to deter those internet stalkers who have a disposition for postal onanism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I'm so relieved I don't have a letterbox!! In that case, if he does find out your adress, it may be safer to collect your mail wearing gloves. You never know what might be inside the envelopes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Please tell me it was a bloke doing the demonstration on the kid. The poor fucker would NEVER have lived it down Nah it wasnt a bloke. It would have been very difficult "not" to get an erection as she was stunning (the best thing about it was when everyone started to laugh and pointed it out, the teacher laughed it off instead of getting embarrassed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Wee Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Nah it wasnt a bloke. It would have been very difficult "not" to get an erection as she was stunning (the best thing about it was when everyone started to laugh and pointed it out, the teacher laughed it off instead of getting embarrassed Fantastic. I have a stiffy just reading that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Me too, i don't even need to buy Penthouse this month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 We had that teacher who was one of the Claymore cheerleaders as a PE teacher at our school. Sadly, it was after I had left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Kelly Roy! That's her name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coup Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Chaffed NIPPLES!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Wee Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Chaffed NIPPLES!!! Better than a chaffed member. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coup Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Better than a chaffed member. Touche but hurst like f**k, and you look an aboslute tit (no pun intended) holding one side of your shirt up so that it wont rub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reignman Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 You have 3 options: 1. Wear plasters or other nipple shielding devices 2. Wear a non-chaffing top 3. Lose the manboobs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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