Coup Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 You have 3 options: 1. Wear plasters or other nipple shielding devices 2. Wear a non-chaffing top 3. Lose the manboobs 4. Get some fancy cream and whack it on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reignman Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 4. Get some fancy cream and whack it on Fancy cream being whacked on to raw nipples? Kilt must be throttling the turkey as we speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coup Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 Fancy cream being whacked on to raw nipples? Kilt must be throttling the turkey as we speak. I shall PM him the pics soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetooner Posted November 29, 2006 Share Posted November 29, 2006 I shall PM him the pics soon. Thats not the pics of my old PE teacher is it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I cracked my knee of the bannister yesterday, owww. A Uni friend of my girlfriend phoned our flat yesterday at 0030 and 0230. Little c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Taking two days off work to pack the rest of your wife's stuff up to transport to her new flat and finding a shed-load of shit on your desk when you return! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Taking two days off work to pack the rest of your wife's stuff up to transport to her new flat and finding a shed-load of shit on your desk when you return! I was going to post that she had a cheek asking you to help her move her stuff away and that if it was me I'd tell her to fucking well do it herself, until I remembered one pertinent reason why she probably couldn't do that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scot_17s Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 We had that teacher who was one of the Claymore cheerleaders as a PE teacher at our school. Sadly, it was after I had left. Kelly Roy! That's her name. I was still there at that point, she was teaching the gymnatics bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Some wee neds booted my wing mirror a few weeks ago and the glass keeps tilting up and down when I'm driving. Makes changing lanes on the motorway an interesting experience... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I was going to post that she had a cheek asking you to help her move her stuff away and that if it was me I'd tell her to fucking well do it herself, until I remembered one pertinent reason why she probably couldn't do that Quite!! However, on the plus side, it did give me a legitimate excuse to rummage through her underwear drawer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I was going to post that she had a cheek asking you to help her move her stuff away and that if it was me I'd tell her to fucking well do it herself, until I remembered one pertinent reason why she probably couldn't do that Have you seen that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm from the first series where Larry and Richard Curtis (his mullet-haired mate, I think) help a blind guy shift furniture around his new flat? "Are you questioning my sense of space, Larry?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Quite!! However, on the plus side, it did give me a legitimate excuse to rummage through her underwear drawer! You dirty man!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 You dirty man!!! She's STILL my wife! Surely that's allowed, in the circumstances?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 She's STILL my wife! Surely that's allowed, in the circumstances?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Do I detect a hint of jealousy?! For a fee, I can post a pair of her used ones to you as an early Christams treat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Do I detect a hint of jealousy?! For a fee, I can post a pair of her used ones to you as an early Christams treat! I think I will pass on that one. No offence! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I think I will pass on that one. No offence! None taken! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin M Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 I'm a little concerned about the recent trend of posting links here to topics on other internet discussion forums. It means we're not interesting enough. Must try harder everyone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shetlandbairn Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Have you seen that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm from the first series where Larry and Richard Curtis (his mullet-haired mate, I think) help a blind guy shift furniture around his new flat? "Are you questioning my sense of space, Larry?" It's Richard Lewis. And the bit where Larry keeps trying to steal a bit of cake off the blind man's plate is hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coup Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Thats not the pics of my old PE teacher is it They may take longer to get a hold of tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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