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I went with an older woman when I was 22 and ended up getting stalked. :lol:

Seriously, I had to move and change my phone number and everything. Scary stuff. She was nuts. :wacko::wacko:

Course she was nuts! she was seeing you ;)

Starting to wonder about you Monster! Take it you just like to be mothered ;)

Why marry her then? :ph34r:

If only I had got in first with that!

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol:

Oooohh, you're so dead when she gets up and reads that..... ;)

:lol::lol:

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Course she was nuts! she was seeing you ;)

Starting to wonder about you Monster! Take it you just like to be mothered ;)

If only I had got in first with that!

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol:

Well after what was posted on the other thread we all know that fast isn't your style ;)

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Dont head for the airport, Kilt will get you :huh::lol: :lol:
Nah, Kilt's got his hand (half?) full whilst on Gaz's MySpace. :ph34r:;)
It's just as well he hasn't seen my Bebo!
He promised to get me through quickly..... :unsure: ........

CEASE FIRE!!

I surrender....

:(

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I went with an older woman when I was 22 and ended up getting stalked. :lol:

I went with an older woman too when I was 23, 32 she was.

She would just phone me when she wanted sex and I would duly oblige.

Thought it was great until she started calling me at 3 in the morning when I had work the next day.

Put an end to that.

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My nag - It's not Saturday at 3pm yet. I feel like a child on a car journey! Are we nearly there yet? I find that I am being forced to go out tonight and consume copious amounts of alcohol just so I can sleep instead of worrying about tomorrow.

Is it time to go yet?

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Is that possible? and anyway he's my hero :blink: think of it as a master and his apprentice ;)

Your hero is a single toothed mutant virgin with fascinating facial diseases? :o

Aye, right enough, that would be something for a weegie to aspire to...... ;)

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Is that possible? and anyway he's my hero :blink: think of it as a master and his apprentice ;)

Is that in a Vader - OB1 kinda way, where you eventually kill him and turn evil, but he keeps popping up as a shimmery mirage. Or in a Luke - Yoda kinda way, where he rides around on your back for a while before eventually dieing of old age in a stinking cave in the middle of nowhere?

:unsure:

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Is that in a Vader - OB1 kinda way, where you eventually kill him and turn evil, but he keeps popping up as a shimmery mirage. Or in a Luke - Yoda kinda way, where he rides around on your back for a while before eventually dieing of old age in a stinking cave in the middle of nowhere?

:unsure:

I like the first one but think its the second :ph34r::unsure::huh::o

Your hero is a single toothed mutant virgin with fascinating facial diseases?

You do him a disservice Monster, he has at least 2 teeth ;)

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