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4 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Folk like Laurence Olivier used to be offended at having to work with people who hadn't spent at least a decade on stage pursuing The Bard.

He'd probably have thought Gyllenhaal was an amateur.

Olivier's career really took off after he took acting lessons from William Shatner

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6 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Folk like Laurence Olivier used to be offended at having to work with people who hadn't spent at least a decade on stage pursuing The Bard.

He'd probably have thought Gyllenhaal was an amateur.

But you missed out one major point and that is Laurence Olivier was a p***k.

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6 hours ago, Soapy FFC said:

Is that the same as the age old question of does a falling tree make a noise in the middle of a forest when there are no humans around?

Nah. The better question is ... If a man sees a tree in a forest, then meets his wife back at their hotel, and the tree falls over during the night, how the fk is it automatically the husband's fault?

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3 minutes ago, Empty It said:

But you missed out one major point and that is Laurence Olivier was a p***k.

I understand Gyllenhaal demanded to know if McGregor had experience in smell-the-fart acting.

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22 hours ago, tamthebam said:

"How is our anti drone device getting on?"

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not very well... 

 

Who needs an anti drone device when this guy is around?

 

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17 hours ago, Spyro said:

Scalding hot soup is understandable, especially if it's a broth-type, unless you want a dodgy tummy.

You're giving her way more credit than she deserves!

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17 hours ago, scottsdad said:

Top tip. When the wife brings you soup...wait a few minutes before diving in.

You can thank me later!

 

17 hours ago, BFTD said:

Re: the soup thing. Do you not just wait five minutes until it's cooled down?

 

Madness.

Are you the sort of folk who have the heating on full blast and the windows open as it's too hot? 

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15 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said:

If you are heating something up, there is a core temperature that needs to be reached. 

 

15 hours ago, 'WellDel said:

Correct - 97.5 °C.

Which is all well and good but as I already said, in common with most Asian countries, they serve almost all food lukewarm so the issue is her inconsistency. 

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4 hours ago, hk blues said:

Madness.

Are you the sort of folk who have the heating on full blast and the windows open as it's too hot? 

Obviously! I believe that's also the cure for cancer, flatulence, hypogonadism, and low toner in office printers.

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37 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Obviously! I believe that's also the cure for cancer, flatulence, hypogonadism, and low toner in office printers.

Amazing - I'll need to try it for the wife's hot soup. (not a euphemism) 

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5 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said:

I just dont see the 'drafting' capabilities from a baseball hat being as effective.

Agreed.

I'll look out my tartan bonnet and then do a comparative study and confirm our suspicions.  

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3 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said:

It’s a lovely day and I would like to sit in my back garden but there’s soon to be brigades of large overweight men playing songs on flutes on the road about 50 yards away. Which I expect will ruin my experience somewhat 

Water balloons. 

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