Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Phew - that was close, if you didn't like Gas Central Heating either that would only have left the duvet option. I love gas central heating, I just wish mine would bloody work! I was actually in work for just under an hour yesterday, before they sent me home. It was bloody roasting! I'd forgotten what warm air felt like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 1 I love gas central heating, I just wish mine would bloody work!2 I was actually in work for just under an hour yesterday, before they sent me home. It was bloody roasting! 3 I'd forgotten what warm air felt like. 1 Kilt is about to become Corgi registered 2 Kilt does about an hours work a day - can't believe his bosses don't send him home / give him a roasting 3 Kilt does warm air albeit mixed with liberal amounts of drooling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I don't like hot chocolate. I have a mulled wine/sambucca option available 1 Kilt is about to become Corgi registered2 Kilt does about an hours work a day - can't believe his bosses don't send him home / give him a roasting 3 Kilt does warm air albeit mixed with liberal amounts of drooling. I think that lame response has finally seen the old stag off the hill leaving me the pick of the rest of the herd as 'Monarch of the Glen'. Just the young pretenders Bowie and Andy to see off now. Incidentally... 1. Does that mean I become Royalty? 2. I am one of the bosses and I'm not about to send myself home just yet! 3. Hot air and drooling on very specific occasions only - and I've had no complaints so far! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Does someone want to pop round to clean my kitchen and cook my dinner? It looks like a flipping bomb's hit the place, and I'm too cold to get up and do it myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Solution: don't buy fitted T-Shirts.Only prettyboys and gays wear them anyway. When I say fitted I dont mean sticking to my skin like lycra. Just as in not massively baggy. Anyway, it's my brother (grade A poser) and my missus (in denial) who keep buying me these trendy T-shirts. I'm too lazy/skint to do my own shopping. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bairnbabe Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 When I say fitted I dont mean sticking to my skin like lycra. Just as in not massively baggy.Anyway, it's my brother (grade A poser) and my missus (in denial) who keep buying me these trendy T-shirts. I'm too lazy/skint to do my own shopping. B) Why would your missus be in denial? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Why would your missus be in denial? I think she likes to pretend to herself that I'm thinner and younger than I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 She fancied a dip whilst holidaying in Egypt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Does someone want to pop round to clean my kitchen and cook my dinner? It looks like a flipping bomb's hit the place, and I'm too cold to get up and do it myself. You know I would if I could! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 You'd need to fix the boiler before you could get some hot water for the washing up, first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I am off work with the cold. Why do we get colds in summer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 You'd need to fix the boiler before you could get some hot water for the washing up, first. Nah, easy -just boil the kettle - lateral thinking there, girlie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Nah, easy -just boil the kettle - lateral thinking there, girlie! I've been doing that for 3 weeks now. I'll need a new kettle by the time it's sorted! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Rather good actually. Some good balls in including an absolute peach of a ball for Mackem to volley home.Morrison was pish in goals He is either awesome or a total Craig Samson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 He is either awesome or a total Craig Samson. He wasn't as bad as me though. Utter horse I was. Still put 3 past Morrison though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I am off work with the cold.Why do we get colds in summer? Are you sure it's not the AIDS? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Are you sure it's not the AIDS? It can't be as I had sex with an albino woman, which as everyone knows cures AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 It can't be as I had sex with an albino woman, which as everyone knows cures AIDS. They only cure AIDS if you take them up the behind. If you do it in a normal fashion it actually multiplies your AIDS by a factor of 8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 He is either awesome or a total Craig Samson. He was having a Samson night last night. He wasn't as bad as me though. Utter horse I was.Still put 3 past Morrison though... Dave was worse than you As was I when I tried to catch G's shot between my legs about bollock height! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 I too, have the man flu. Like Chris, I also fear I have AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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