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Guest bairnbabe
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: GIRFUY!

I've come in to work today to find our IT department have "telephonised" our phones 2 weeks too early and we can only get internal calls. We can't get any calls from customers and our helpline can't transfer calls to us. It's all quiet here phone wise now, but the backlash will come when IT correct their mistake.

GTF bawheid

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There are only a few things that I wouldn't do for a nice, long, hot soak in the bath right now.

Those things are:

Go to Glasgow for it

Let people watch

Perform sexual favours

:lol: :lol:

Nag - playing cricket tonight when I dont want to. :(

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Ive just washed something that I didnt realise still had pens in the sleeve, therefore ink has run all over the shirt.

I'm a dead girl walking if it doesn't come out.

The ink hasn't come out. :(

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There are only a few things that I wouldn't do for a nice, long, hot soak in the bath right now.

Those things are:

Go to Glasgow for it

Let people watch

Perform sexual favours

I've got a GREAT bath, and I only charge one BJ.

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Guest bairnbabe
I refer you to the first line of my previous post :lol:

Yeah yeah bawheid, whatever.

Get back to work and gie me some peace. :lol:

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I have some ironing needing done :rolleyes:

That might work. Will you come and pick me up and take me to Inverness? I don't drive, and I'm too ill for the bus.

I've got a GREAT bath, and I only charge one BJ.
I'm a bit sweaty today right enough. Plus I'm in the mood........

PM sent. ;)

I wonder, Gaz, who shall be on the receiving end...

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My ear is even worse than before. It was feeling good last night and before I went to bed I decided to follow exactly what the instructions said - spray some solution into the ear and allow to sit for 10 minutes then flush out with another spray.

Result - more blocked up than ever before :(

Doctors in about an hour though thank Christ! Amazing how it's the smallest things that bug the most.

A week till I get my lugs syringed :(

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A week till I get my lugs syringed :(

There is a beauty therapy technique involving a candle in your ear being burnt to remove the blocked wax better for you than syringing. You wouldnt have to wait a week for it either.

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There is a beauty therapy technique involving a candle in your ear being burnt to remove the blocked wax better for you than syringing. You wouldnt have to wait a week for it either.

cos thats what we all need in our ears... hot wax...

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There are only a few things that I wouldn't do for a nice, long, hot soak in the bath right now.

Those things are:

Go to Glasgow for it

Let people watch

Perform sexual favours

Awww, spoilsport! :thumbsdown:(:rolleyes:

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Tim Henman.

I can't help myself, I just can't stand the limp wristed tosser, and all the freaks in hats, masks and waistcoats that gasp and cheer every time his carefully chosen muppet opponent double faults.

I know I have the problem,it's me, but I want to drown him in a vat of rat urine, or skin him and roll him down a salt bing. Something like that.

:angry::angry::angry:

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cos thats what we all need in our ears... hot wax...

No its in a paper thing, it creates a vacuum in your ear ans sooks the wax up and out, apparently the candle has aromatherapy stuff in it and you fall asleep so dont really notice it happening

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No its in a paper thing, it creates a vacuum in your ear ans sooks the wax up and out, apparently the candle has aromatherapy stuff in it and you fall asleep so dont really notice it happening

You get them in Napiers.

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