Rugster Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Arseholes in the pub this afternoon. I went outside for a ciggie,leaving my drink on the table(Were my mates were standing) and I came back and some arse was standing there,I asked him if he would move and he said no,so I push past him and got a torrent of abuse. ( I told him that I had been standing there for most of the afternoon and that my drink was on the table.) Leave your space, lose your place, nae luck! :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Leave your space, lose your place, nae luck! :lol: Thing was he was told by my mates that someone was standing there and just ignored them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Thing was he was told by my mates that someone was standing there and just ignored them. Someone was obviously not standing there though, if you were outside! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Someone was obviously not standing there though, if you were outside! The worst thing is,it happened twice to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 I stood under the Eiffel Tower two years ago and when I went back the following year, some American tosser wouldn't believe me when I told him he was in my space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 England 14-9 France :( You'd think they'd won the bloody thing the way the commentators were going on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 They basically have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 England 14-9 France You'd think they'd won the bloody thing the way the commentators were going on. Aye, fucking c**ts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Aye, fucking c**ts. this is practically the same as what they done 4 years ago! Deja vu anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon the Rovers Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 England 14-9 France :( You'd think they'd won the bloody thing the way the commentators were going on. They're in the final FFS! Let them enjoy it as South Africa are going to give them a proper pumping 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 I've just redecorated half the (rented) house I'm in to make it nice for Ms Kiwififer to live in. The landlord's son who is a complete arsewipe with the limpist handshake on the planet, has now given me 8 weeks notice, as he is moving in. The landlord is not happy, as he knows it's all going to go tits up, as the son is a total waste of space, but it's family and all that Saying that, I've found a nice place with hot tub and swimming pool for the same price... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Lyn-Marie's dressing gown is now fucked because I had a penatly shoot out with Adam. The arl c**t owes me a fiver. ROLL OUT THE BARREL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Lyn-Marie's dressing gown is now fucked because I had a penatly shoot out with Adam. The arl c**t owes me a fiver.ROLL OUT THE BARREL Purple suits you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 I spent £40 yesterday, and didnt get drunk. After drinking all day, at the point when I needed to move onto shots, I didnt have any money left, and so ended up sober, skint, and very, very bored! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Feel like a good rant cos I'm having a bad day plus I'm a cantankerous old c*nt 1) I bought those new sugar-coated cornflakes yesterday and forgot how annoying it is when you get wee bits of flakes stuck in your teeth and you spend all morning with your finger in your mouth trying to pick them out. 2) My watch strap broke and I keep involuntarily looking at my wrist like a total spazz. 3) I'm wondering why I continually buy suits from M&S when they always bunch your bits up, especially when sitting down. The worst is when you're driving and it looks like you've got a space hopper down your pants. I nearly crashed this morning trying to rearrange myself. 4) I have a new plook which either people will be staring at or I will be thinking they are so I wont be able to look them in the face and will instead by examining the ceiling for cobwebs in every conversation I have today. 5) My boss has just given me my workload for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Email tennis, (especially when it has nothign to do with you and you are just CC'd into the emails) use the phone you twats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Got a letter from the Doctors asking me to go in for a cervical smear test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Got a letter from the Doctors asking me to go in for a cervical smear test. That's quite a full-on chat up technique. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 That's quite a full-on chat up technique. Cheek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 October weather. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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