Lisa Cuddy Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I've still not met wee Maggie yet. She thinks we're married. Adam likes to chat her up in the butchers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 So she just chapped your door for a wee chat?? Aye, she was going round the rest of the landing giving them Christmas cards too. I have a leaflet advertising "The Bethlehem Experience" that is taking place on Saturday at Parkhead Cross. I might take the girlfriend along. I could see the temptation in her eyes for me though. I was focusing my attention on doing anything other than spunking all over her face and patting her on the fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Aye, she was going round the rest of the landing giving them Christmas cards too. I have a leaflet advertising "The Bethlehem Experience" that is taking place on Saturday at Parkhead Cross. I might take the girlfriend along.I could see the temptation in her eyes for me though. I was focusing my attention on doing anything other than spunking all over her face and patting her on the fanny. I hope the two of you enjoy yourselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I hope the two of you enjoy yourselves. I just remembered, I'm working on Saturday. I wonder if they could give me time off on the basis of my Religious Belifs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I just remembered, I'm working on Saturday. I wonder if they could give me time off on the basis of my Religious Belifs? I think they'd grant you an awful lot of time off thereafter... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I was focusing my attention on doing anything other than spunking all over her face and patting her on the fanny. After whispering Awooga in her ear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 ...then she starts going on about how this is such a great time of the year, and that one week today we will be celebrating the brith of Jesus. I thought we had nice neighbours, where did it all go wrong? Bloody Christians. Adam, just put a pentangle on your door with a placard stating that 'Jesus' (otherwise known as Joshua - a politically motivated, anti-Roman terrorist) was actually born, according to historical research, in September and the christians nicked our pagan festivals. Kilt - for all your anti-religious, pagan needs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I think they'd grant you an awful lot of time off thereafter... Well, I am meant to be finishing up on Sunday, and I am off. After whispering Awooga in her ear? Naturally 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApeHands Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I just remembered, I'm working on Saturday. I wonder if they could give me time off on the basis of my Religious Belifs? Why don't you give your boss a copy of The Bethlehem Experience leaflet? Maybe you'll get lucky and he'll spunk in your face? (After dropping his dungarees of course) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanElderRRFC Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 people that always repeat themselves people that always repeat themselves people that always repeat themselves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Why don't you give your boss a copy of The Bethlehem Experience leaflet?Maybe you'll get lucky and he'll spunk in your face? (After dropping his dungarees of course) Could be a possibility. I don't really want to miss out on the chance of seeing wee Mags somehwere other than the close or the Butchers. I hope she dresses up nice for me too, the saucy wee minx that she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Could be a possibility. I don't really want to miss out on the chance of seeing wee Mags somehwere other than the close or the Butchers. I hope she dresses up nice for me too, the saucy wee minx that she is. And she's deaf. I bet she screams extra loud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 And she's deaf. I bet she screams extra loud. Quality, I forgot about that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 people that always repeat themselvespeople that always repeat themselves people that always repeat themselves I was pissing off my workmates last night by sending them - 'See Groundhog Day is being re-released for it's 15th anniversary.' by e-mail every 5 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Quality, I forgot about that! You're a sick, disgusting, perverted young man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanElderRRFC Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 I was pissing off my workmates last night by sending them - 'See Groundhog Day is being re-released for it's 15th anniversary.' by e-mail every 5 minutes. your a horrible, horrible person *shakes head and sighs* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 your a horrible, horrible person *shakes head and sighs* Might do it tonight again, there was a few of them close to breaking point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanElderRRFC Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Might do it tonight again, there was a few of them close to breaking point. im glad you dont have my email adress then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Might do it tonight again, there was a few of them close to breaking point. im glad you dont have my email adress then *Rushes to profile to delete email address* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 My nag: My inability to hold a conversation with the guy at work who is the only bit of talent we have in this building. I seen him out on Sunday, and couldn't speak to him and then i just met him when using the photocopier that he chatted and i ended up going all red and giggly like a wee school girl. I'm a disgrace. He is incredibly hot though, so i can be forgiven can't i? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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