Adam_Wee Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Women. The fact of the matter is, they steal your money, the say shit is wrong with them but in fact, they know f**k all about anything. I wish I lived in Iran, the c***s don't get any rights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Women. The fact of the matter is, they steal your money, the say shit is wrong with them but in fact, they know f**k all about anything.I wish I lived in Iran, the c**ts don't get any rights. ouchhhh lyn-marie is going to slice your nut sack right down the middle whilst you sleep tonight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I have the most stupid shift at work ever tonight, 9pm until 3am. I'll also probably get sent home at around 1am because there will be a shitload of staff on. Means I cant even drink today while watching the rugby However, any P&Bers who fancy a drink come to Bar Buddha Sauchiehall St (*looks at the likes of LM, Adam & Shakey*) to relieve me of my boredom. I used to go there with my friend a good few years ago but didn't like it much. Is it any better now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I used to go there with my friend a good few years ago but didn't like it much.Is it any better now? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I found it was full of hoddlers. A guy kept chatting up my friend and she made me pretend to be her husband. So he believed us but kept trying to chat her up when I went to the toilet. Nothing makes me angrier than people chatting up my fake wife. Well, some things do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Nothing makes me angrier than people chatting up my fake wife. It's probably her runny nose that makes her so darn irresistable. Time you emptied her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Attention seekers that say "Oh, my life sucks!" Do us all a favour and go and top yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 My mate is going down South, so we'd arranged a night out to watch the rugby and stuff yesterday- unfortunately I got loaded with the cold but decided that wasn't going to stop me. I was absolutely streaming so ended up taking 4 "one-a-day" antihistamines and 2 "one-a-day" lemsips (plus an Immodium in case I sharted) before I headed out. To last until the end of the rugby (6am here) I drank shedloads of vodka red bull (I hate red bull but it had to be done), celebrated the result after the game finished with some champagne and got home at 7.30am- i have the worst kind of woozy hangover all day today and it's driving me mental. Plus I've got to clean my room as the landlord is doing a flat inspection tomorrow. Aargh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bits Bits Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 (edited) Remember the half-time draw we had earlier this season?1st prize: 0001 2nd prize: 0002 3rd prize: 0004 Directors did well for prizes that day (as if they don't screw enough out of the club) Remember it? I had 0003 that day!! I did hear a story though, whether its true or not I don't know, that it was a young disabled kid that made the draw and he didn't mix the tickets in the time honoured fashion before he pulled out the winners. I reckon that was just a smokescreen mind ye Edited March 9, 2008 by Pit Bits Bits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 College reports The most annoying thing about it is how little relevance the report has to what I'm doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Having looked down at my feet, I've come to the annoying realisation that when I got dressed this morning, I completely failed to put on matching shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Having looked down at my feet, I've come to the annoying realisation that when I got dressed this morning, I completely failed to put on matching shoes. did you come to this realisation after you left the house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 did you come to this realisation after you left the house? I came to this realisation while sitting in my office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I came to this realisation while sitting in my office. Ooh - my office. You sound very important. The shoes are matching - they match the other matching pair you have at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Ooh - my office. You sound very important. The shoes are matching - they match the other matching pair you have at home. My mate isnt in this morning, so until he shows up, its my office! And I love that justification, Im going to cling to it and use it....its just a shame that one shoe is a couple months old and still in one piece, while the other is 3 years old, full of holes, and half the sole is flapping loose. How in gods name did I make this mistake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 My mate isnt in this morning, so until he shows up, its my office! And I love that justification, Im going to cling to it and use it....its just a shame that one shoe is a couple months old and still in one piece, while the other is 3 years old, full of holes, and half the sole is flapping loose. How in gods name did I make this mistake? Lord knows! I've done it with socks before and once with what I thought was a suit only the jacket was navy and the trousers were dark grey. My excuse was I got dressed in the dark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 My mate isnt in this morning, so until he shows up, its my office! And I love that justification, Im going to cling to it and use it....its just a shame that one shoe is a couple months old and still in one piece, while the other is 3 years old, full of holes, and half the sole is flapping loose. How in gods name did I make this mistake? Remember Kids, a large stomach & slip on shoes don't go together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 (edited) My mate isnt in this morning, so until he shows up, its my office! And I love that justification, Im going to cling to it and use it....its just a shame that one shoe is a couple months old and still in one piece, while the other is 3 years old, full of holes, and half the sole is flapping loose. How in gods name did I make this mistake? You were drunk when you got dressed? I've done that before. I have an insane amount of tidying up and cleaning to do, but I'm sat here with my coat on because it's too effing cold. I've put the heating on, but it's going to take ages before it's warm enough to do anything. Edited March 10, 2008 by Lyn-Marie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Lord knows! I've done it with socks before and once with what I thought was a suit only the jacket was navy and the trousers were dark grey. My excuse was I got dressed in the dark. At least you can also claim the onset of senility! Remember Kids, a large stomach & slip on shoes don't go together. No comment. You were drunk when you got dressed? I've done that before.I have an insane amount of tidying up and cleaning to do, but I'm sat here with my coat on because it's too effing cold. I've put the heating on, but it's going to take ages before it's warm enough to do anything. I cant even claim that excuse, Im just a clown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I cant even claim that excuse, Im just a clown. Then odd shoes will hardly be of detriment to your work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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