Monster Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Have a nice cold beer, and chill, and let them handle it. Hows things with you by the way? They'd be better if I could beat the ned into pulp, but that's not an option Also, you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to get a heating engineer out to fix a boiler. I phoned seven of the b*****ds today and not one was willing to take the job. Fuckers. Apart from that, everything else is totally shite. It's nearly three weeks since I had a beer and I'm cracking up slowly. I've even had alcohol free beer, which gave me a worse hangover than any beer with alcohol I've ever had. I think it was my body warning me not to take the piss (or mibbe to take more of the piss, chilled ) Plus, if the **** win tonight it's going to mean I won't be able to watch the news or buy a paper for weeks. It's already embarrassing enough watching them in Manchester, all rotten teeth, burberry caps, buckfast and 'we arra peepil' I saw an interview with one who said "We are Gods chosen people". Honestly! I can only assume (judging by the look of the chunt ) that God isn't big on personal hygeine........ Bet you're glad you asked now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 They'd be better if I could beat the ned into pulp, but that's not an option Also, you wouldn't believe how difficult it is to get a heating engineer out to fix a boiler. I phoned seven of the b*****ds today and not one was willing to take the job. Fuckers.Apart from that, everything else is totally shite. It's nearly three weeks since I had a beer and I'm cracking up slowly. I've even had alcohol free beer, which gave me a worse hangover than any beer with alcohol I've ever had. I think it was my body warning me not to take the piss (or mibbe to take more of the piss, chilled ) Plus, if the **** win tonight it's going to mean I won't be able to watch the news or buy a paper for weeks. It's already embarrassing enough watching them in Manchester, all rotten teeth, burberry caps, buckfast and 'we arra peepil' I saw an interview with one who said "We are Gods chosen people". Honestly! I can only assume (judging by the look of the chunt ) that God isn't big on personal hygeine........ Bet you're glad you asked now. :lol: He might not be, but I am! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Why are you off the drink Monster? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Why are you off the drink Monster? Because you smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 (edited) That bloody HGG. I wanted Rolos when I was in Tesco. Did you refrain from buying them then? Did that wee voice I planted at the back of your mind stop you? If it helps, I miss Rolos, Jelly Tots and Toffee Crisps . Just has to be done though. Last time I bought anything Nestle was when I gave Adam some money to get stuff for my kids when he went to the shop and I was too lazy to go - I never thought to tell him about the boycott before he went! It's already embarrassing enough watching them in Manchester, all rotten teeth, burberry caps, buckfast and 'we arra peepil' I saw an interview with one who said "We are Gods chosen people". Honestly! I can only assume (judging by the look of the chunt ) that God isn't big on personal hygeine........ It's just as embarrassing having them here! Our trams have been stopped through the city centre for safety reasons - apparently they were completely blocking all the lines by standing on them! I believe they completely took over Albert Square too! Edited May 14, 2008 by HGG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 (edited) Did you refrain from buying them then? Did that wee voice I planted at the back of your mind stop you? If it helps, I miss Rolos, Jelly Tots and Toffee Crisps . Just has to be done though. Last time I bought anything Nestle was when I gave Adam some money to get stuff for my kids when he went to the shop and I was too lazy to go - I never thought to tell him about the boycott before he went! I did, indeed, leave the Rolos on the shelf. However, I did buy Jelly Tots, but I always thought they were Rowntrees. I never bothered to check. Edit: I just did go and check. They bloody ARE Rowntrees! Edited May 14, 2008 by Lyn-Marie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I did, indeed, leave the Rolos on the shelf. However, I did buy Jelly Tots, but I always thought they were Rowntrees. I never bothered to check. Rowntrees are owned by Nestle. I'm still impressed that your conscience was p***ked enough to stop you though! Baby wee will be proud of you! There's also Nescafe and Buxton Water amongst loads of other stuff. The Body Shop is also 40% owned by L'Oreal who are also part of Nestle. Read the labels, girl! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I did, indeed, leave the Rolos on the shelf. However, I did buy Jelly Tots, but I always thought they were Rowntrees. I never bothered to check. Edit: I just did go and check. They bloody ARE Rowntrees! Jelly Tots!!! Yum yum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Well, I'm off coffee, so there's no Nescafe for me and I always drink tap water. I never shop in the Body Shop and I don't use L'Oreal either. Go me! I'm not getting rid of these Jelly Tots though. I bought them, I'm going to bloody well eat them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 You lot clearly have more morals than me... I can't resist Rolos... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Well, I'm off coffee, so there's no Nescafe for me and I always drink tap water. I never shop in the Body Shop and I don't use L'Oreal either. Go me! I'm not getting rid of these Jelly Tots though. I bought them, I'm going to bloody well eat them. Not even Decaff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Not even Decaff? No, it just makes me feel sick. Decaff isn't actually free of caffiene anyway, unless it's Swiss Method Decaff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Well, I'm off coffee, so there's no Nescafe for me and I always drink tap water. I never shop in the Body Shop and I don't use L'Oreal either. Go me! Yay! I'm not getting rid of these Jelly Tots though. I bought them, I'm going to bloody well eat them. It's ok - I won't confiscate your sweeties. Enjoy them though - you now know they're Nestle and that anti-Nestle conscience has kicked in. This is how it all begins. Welcome to my life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Well, I'm off coffee, so there's no Nescafe for me and I always drink tap water. I never shop in the Body Shop and I don't use L'Oreal either. Go me! Yay! I'm not getting rid of these Jelly Tots though. I bought them, I'm going to bloody well eat them. It's ok - I won't confiscate your sweeties. Enjoy them though - you now know they're Nestle and that anti-Nestle conscience has kicked in. This is how it all begins. Welcome to my life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Asian/Pakistani shops trying to cheat you out of change, overcharge you etc. Chunt tonight had a Q of people who he tried to overcharge. First they steal our jobs, and then our change! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 First they steal our jobs, then our change, then they abduct and probe us, while messing with the settings on our internetz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 First they steal our jobs, then our change, then they abduct and probe us, while messing with the settings on our internetz. Then they cause Ranger to have too many fixtures at once! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 They tamper with our tinfoil hats! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Our dishwasher has broken down, pain in the arse as I'm on kitchen cleaning duty this week. I'm off to throw some beer bottles at it to see if it restarts, and if that doesn't work I'm going to knock f**k out of my flatmates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I had to go and buy ant killer this morning. Wee fuckers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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