lzreid Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 You should have scissor kicked him in the gonads and asked how he liked that for a centre parting. Yes I should have. the entire situation was very upsetting. As is the fact that I didn't go the football today due to my need to work 2 (two!) hours between 6 and 8. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 pissed up rangers fans acting like fannys on the train!! what a bunch of cocks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Went into the William Wallace at Causewayhead earlier, hoping for a repeat of the Old Man's Pub atmosphere of Tuesday night. Sadly, X Factor was on, and I managed to escape shortly before the karaoke started! Pint was crap too I just want a shite, empty pub to go to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I have just made it back from Arbroath. Not content with failing its MOT and going out of date next week, it today decided to give me a dose of the fails. So my car now sounds like a geiger counter. The vibration is that bad that when I got out of it, I felt like I had been on a boat for the last 3 hours. So from the sounds of it, the engine is going to fail even before the MOT runs out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Least you managed to get it started Xbass. I'd arranged to go into Dunfermline with the lad today and my wee car totally refused to start. Phoned the AA who sent someone two hours later and he got it to start first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 (edited) Least you managed to get it started Xbass. I'd arranged to go into Dunfermline with the lad today and my wee car totally refused to start. Phoned the AA who sent someone two hours later and he got it to start first time. Thats unfortunate, and also slightly embarrassing! Edited to add, at least you have the saving grace of being a girl! You can get away with such stuff. My flatmate ran out of fuel, and also phoned the AA for a flat tyre. As a man, a manly man, Im not allowed to do such stuff. Edited December 14, 2008 by Xbass Threepwood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I phoned them once about a flat tyre too but I'm a girl after all as you say. I might have broken a nail or something if I'd attempted to change it myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie Gray Ate My Hamster Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Least you managed to get it started Xbass. I'd arranged to go into Dunfermline with the lad today and my wee car totally refused to start. Phoned the AA who sent someone two hours later and he got it to start first time. I did say that would happen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I phoned them once about a flat tyre too but I'm a girl after all as you say. I might have broken a nail or something if I'd attempted to change it myself. I did say that would happen! I take it you two are 'at it', for want of a better expression? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I phoned them once about a flat tyre too but I'm a girl after all as you say. I might have broken a nail or something if I'd attempted to change it myself. Exactly, whereas I would only phone the RAC if I couldn't get it moving full stop, or if it had been written off in a massive accident. Hell, I even once took around 5 hours to drive up to Arbroath in one of my old cars because a catastrophic engine failure meant it took about 20 minutes to get above 10mph. For I am a man, a manly man (hairband notwithstanding), a manly man who can't be seen to be a poooove about cars. I've arrived at my dads house on the back of a RAC lorry more than once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I take it you two are PUMPING Fixed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Fixed Dirty shaggers! Good on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Dirty shaggers! Good on them. Who've you been talking to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Who've you been talking to? Just an expression! I get wee frogs in my back garden by the way. What do they eat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I get wee frogs in my back garden by the way. What do they eat? Wee bugs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Wee bugs! Spiders and stuff? There was a really fat spider living outside our bedroom window. I had to knock it off though as the size of it's webs would have put Spiderman to shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Spiders and stuff?There was a really fat spider living outside our bedroom window. I had to knock it off though as the size of it's webs would have put Spiderman to shame. Yeah spiders, flies and such. Bigger frogs aren't as fussy and will basically eat anything that they can fit in their mouths (providing they spot it moving first). When they eat you'll see them blink as the eyeballs move into the mouth to assist swallowing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Yeah spiders, flies and such. Bigger frogs aren't as fussy and will basically eat anything that they can fit in their mouths (providing they spot it moving first). When they eat you'll see them blink as the eyeballs move into the mouth to assist swallowing. Cheers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Cheers! Think nothing of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 I settled for chicken pakora with chips and garlic mayo, washed down with a pint can of carling. *belches loudly* That sounded so good until the Carling. Anyway, petty thing? Ach, women fucking confuse me sometimes, they really do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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