Breaking Decency Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Going for a #2 and realising there's no toilet roll or kitchen roll at all, anywhere in the apartment. The alternative wasn't very comfortable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Going for a #2 and realising there's no toilet roll or kitchen roll at all, anywhere in the apartment.The alternative wasn't very comfortable. Newspaper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Aha! Another 2! And a 2 for Accounts as well.That Accounts mark is ridiculous, considering I didn't go to any lectures, and didn't take a calculator to the exam. This Uni lark is a piece of piss... I got a 2 as well. I don't think many people failed (if any). What's yer modules for next semester? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Newspaper? Spot on Think I might need to crack out the Germoloids now, no doubt got a crackin' case of bum grapes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) Newspaper? EDIT: Too late. Edited January 13, 2009 by GypsyTillIDie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Going for a #2 and realising there's no toilet roll or kitchen roll at all, anywhere in the apartment.The alternative wasn't very comfortable. Dirty shower? Anyway, the thing that's irritating me is to do with that Chris Hoy Bran Flakes advert- not just the cringeworthiness of it, but is the guy that shouts at him Garth Crooks? Or just some random actor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 EDIT: Too late. I'd have deleted instead of editing if I'd been you - your original post looks like your offering to wipe him bum for him and your edit only compounds matters because it would appear that you are devastated that he used a newspaper before he had the chance to take you up on your offer. PS You're goosed now because I've etched your post on the thread forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I'd have deleted instead of editing if I'd been you - your original post looks like your offering to wipe him bum for him and your edit only compounds matters because it would appear that you are devastated that he used a newspaper before he had the chance to take you up on your offer.PS You're goosed now because I've etched your post on the thread forever. Probably would have been more comfortable than the newspaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Probably would have been more comfortable than the newspaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggy Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Spot on Think I might need to crack out the Germoloids now, no doubt got a crackin' case of bum grapes. EDIT: Too late. He did say uncomfortable. I'd have deleted instead of editing if I'd been you - your original post looks like your offering to wipe him bum for him and your edit only compounds matters because it would appear that you are devastated that he used a newspaper before he had the chance to take you up on your offer.PS You're goosed now because I've etched your post on the thread forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Well, it would have. I think I've enraged my haemorrhoids again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Well, it would have. I think I've enraged my haemorrhoids again. Enraged Haemorrhoids!! Brilliant!! Can I use that or is it copyrighted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I just turned on SSN there to be met with a live interview with Dick Campbell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Enraged Haemorrhoids!! Brilliant!! Can I use that or is it copyrighted? Fair use policy applies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I'd have deleted instead of editing if I'd been you - your original post looks like your offering to wipe him bum for him and your edit only compounds matters because it would appear that you are devastated that he used a newspaper before he had the chance to take you up on your offer.PS You're goosed now because I've etched your post on the thread forever. Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 The correct answer is the Waste Disposal section of the Yellow Pages. I drove to Glasgow today as I've got an interview in Newcastle tomorrow morning, and I took my suit but forgot both my shoes and a tie. So I've got to squeeze into a mates putters and borrow a tie off his flatmate. I'm such a fucking moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
county-mad Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Parallel park by any chance? No there fine, just wasnt with it at all, this was confirmed as I went through a red light Test next monday, Happy Days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 No there fine, just wasnt with it at all, this was confirmed as I went through a red light Test next monday, Happy Days If you went through a red light, you are nowhere near ready to be sitting your test. It isn't exactly easy to miss, and you were incredibly lucky not to have caused an accident. My PTTGOYN is playing football tonight, and not playing as well as I can. I was at training (but it also doubled as a trial) for a Saturday league team, and didn't do myself justice at all. Been asked back next week, but you could tell it was out of politeness more than anything. Ah well, got another trial/training tommorrow night with a different team, who play closer to where I live, hopefully I got my shitier moments out of my system tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Those 'I Hate Katy' links. There's billions of porn sites on the net yet folk will try to trick you into looking at a site so they can get a SFW picture of some daft bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Those 'I Hate Katy' links.There's billions of porn sites on the net yet folk will try to trick you into looking at a site so they can get a SFW picture of some daft bint. Seconded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.