Monster Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Fat dyslexic folk? If taht's whatt it taikes, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 If taht's whatt it taikes, yes. That just sounds like you typed it with an Irish accent. Beghorra. I have done nothing of any use today, and am as a result feeling crotchety and futile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 When uve got a 10am lecture and it takes you 35 minutes to find a parking space...then you have to weave your way through the various leaflet distributors for the trendy nightclubs in the city centre...only to find your lecture has been cancelled an you have to consider sicide on the Kincardine Bridge before travelling back through to Dunfermline... ...also...£1.20 for a can of Irn Bru at Cluny Clays driving range... wtf is that about?!?!?!?!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I have done nothing of any use today, and am as a result feeling crotchety and futile. Aye, I'm the same. It's good to get a wee break from a screaming infant, but I'm at a bit of a loose end, and earlier my mate has informed me he's now not going out for beer after work, so another dull night in potentially awaits. Still, there's the fitba the morra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I think I'm going mental. I just got a wee pop-up box from a wee maintenance program I have, telling me that it deleted 33Mb worth of stuff, or some such bollocks, and I said "Oh, thanks", out loud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Setting the scene here... relief agency staff member was called in to cover a shift yesterday, and I was giving the handover just before I was going off shift for the weekend. She was on with John, who's a good workmate of mine, and he's Maori. So anyway, I'm going 'your on with John, your allowed to hit him round the head when he misbehaves, he smells a bit, and he has bad taste in music...', he's replying 'away and piss off for the weekend' - just two blokes taking the piss out of each other and having a laugh about it. The agency staff member turned round and said 'I don't like your attitude, your being racist'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Setting the scene here...relief agency staff member was called in to cover a shift yesterday, and I was giving the handover just before I was going off shift for the weekend. She was on with John, who's a good workmate of mine, and he's Maori. So anyway, I'm going 'your on with John, your allowed to hit him round the head when he misbehaves, he smells a bit, and he has bad taste in music...', he's replying 'away and piss off for the weekend' - just two blokes taking the piss out of each other and having a laugh about it. The agency staff member turned round and said 'I don't like your attitude, your being racist'. I can't understand people who do that. Tell other people that they're being racist. If someone who I didn't know was blatantly racist in front of me, I'd probably be a bit embarrassed and say "heh... yeh" and then try to change the subject. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 George Foreman has died. Not the boxer - my Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine. RIP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 forgot to add the agency member was Maori as well. I've worked a hell of a lot of shifts with John, we've shared food, he brings his guitar into work for the lads, he takes the piss out of my singing when he's playing Hendrix (he's in rock and blues bands), I do most of the paperwork for him like monthly reports, it's just two blokes in a scary situation (we've both been assualted in the last month) trying to have a bit of a laugh and get through the shift. The fact that he's Maori has no bearing on it. I'm actually pretty pissed about it now, when I stop to think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 What did John have to say about all this? Did he not tell the agency worker to get tae? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMuffin Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 George Foreman has died.Not the boxer - my Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine. RIP I didn't read your post properly. I read the first bit, said aloud "Oh no" and went straight to the BBC news website to find out how he carked it. I came back to this thread to find your post so I could ask your sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 What did John have to say about all this? Did he not tell the agency worker to get tae? haven't a scoob, I'm off for the weekend. I actually take a lot of racist flack at work, I've bitten my tongue when the boss has went on about the evil of colonialisation, then went on to criticise how 'white people' working in mental health agencies are hoovering up Maori mental health contracts... I'm actually the only non-Maori worker at the place, and I'm sure it's not a topic that's even raised if I'm not on. That's just in the last few days BTW, and I'm pretty sure I'm not being paranoid. I just let it wash over me, there's no point in getting upset about it, very little I can do, plus I will be off ASAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Totally decked it in Kushion nightclub last night with a bruised hip and ankle to show for it this morning. Between the tables and the dancefloor the step is like 2 foot so it was a sore one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Fucking man flu. Or real flu, whichever it is that has rendered me completely bloody useless the past few days and reached a heady pinnacle today requiring me to stay in bed all day.Anyone else out there ill? just recovered from a cold then developed TWO huge mouth ulcers. They're fading now but f**k me they hurt On the deaf babies thing. My mum and dad were telling me they thought I was deaf because I wouldn't react to rattles etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 People () closing threads that they've started whilst drunk. That's not how it works. See xbl for a lesson in how to cope with ridicule - you have to ride it out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I didn't read your post properly. I read the first bit, said aloud "Oh no" and went straight to the BBC news website to find out how he carked it.I came back to this thread to find your post so I could ask your sauce. I did wonder if anyone would do that. Might have known it would be an inbred fecker from Dingers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 People who listen to the same song over and over again (someone in the library yesterday listened to Poker Face at least a dozen times in a row) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Been restricted to the toilet seat for most of the morning. Think I'll have a couple weeks off the booze... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Been restricted to the toilet seat for most of the morning.Think I'll have a couple weeks off the booze... Mmmmmm. That will last till you feel better then it will be back to the bottle. I speak from a degree of experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 (edited) Really bad stomach pains all morning and projectile vomiting . I couldn't move for the pain and nothing I did made the pain go away. Edited March 21, 2009 by saints1884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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