county-mad Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I have my driving test in two hours and my complete lack of confidence is rather annoying. Good Luck. My reason for posting, hungover to hell Waking up in your own sick is no how I wanted my Saturday to start 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Perhaps, but they were using my phone line (which WAS in my name) to provide the service and I'd been telling them for 18 months that they weren't to do that. It was a BT Manager (friend of my mum's and neighbour of mine) who advised me to get OFCOM involved. Either way, it worked. It's just a pet hate of mine when folk that are completely in the wrong think that shouting down the phone at someone doing there job by the book is going to make a difference. I had this arse on the phone the other night who spent about 5 minutes slagging off the company and asking why he had to watch adverts on Sky Player. After explaining that Sky were a commercial company and made revenue from advertising he then eventually got around to his problem. He was sneering and generally condescending, just a complete pompous arse. We got around to the DPA part of verification and he told me that the account holder wasn't available so I took great joy in telling him (Still being proffesional of course) that I couldn't speak to him about the account. He called me a "Fucking c**t, a fucking Scottish c**t". I laughed at him and released him. Folk who think they can get away with that type of abuse on the phone are seriously deluded. My TL asked if I had recorded the call as I could have taken it further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 It's just a pet hate of mine when folk that are completely in the wrong think that shouting down the phone at someone doing there job by the book is going to make a difference.I had this arse on the phone the other night who spent about 5 minutes slagging off the company and asking why he had to watch adverts on Sky Player. After explaining that Sky were a commercial company and made revenue from advertising he then eventually got around to his problem. He was sneering and generally condescending, just a complete pompous arse. We got around to the DPA part of verification and he told me that the account holder wasn't available so I took great joy in telling him (Still being proffesional of course) that I couldn't speak to him about the account. He called me a "Fucking c**t, a fucking Scottish c**t". I laughed at him and released him. Folk who think they can get away with that type of abuse on the phone are seriously deluded. My TL asked if I had recorded the call as I could have taken it further. Yep, you definetly could have taken it further. Some of the abuse (and personal threats) that are dished out to some agents I know is just horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Soccer AM's skill school gets on my tits. Most of the time they do a few keepy uppys and then some stupid show-offy type pish with their over excited team mates. Do unique skills you spotty c***s! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Soccer AM's skill school gets on my tits. Most of the time they do a few keepy uppys and then some stupid show-offy type pish with their over excited team mates. Do unique skills you spotty c***s! Ive always wanted one of them to do this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Sore losers on Fifa on XBOX Live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I forget to send the Manifest to Birmingham last night. Depots on the phone trying to find their freight. Naughty boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I won £6 from Skybet by predicting that the first goal would come between 21-30 minutes so thought I'd be adventurous and stick a quid on Arjen Robben scoring the next goal as he was having some game. Clicked 'confirm bet' literally 10 seconds before Van Persie popped up to head Hollands second. Quickest pound I've ever spent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 (edited) Soccer AM's skill school gets on my tits. Most of the time they do a few keepy uppys and then some stupid show-offy type pish with their over excited team mates. Do unique skills you spotty c***s! It has f**k all to do with football. If the latest superstar youth striker was given a chance in the first team, got put through on goal by a brilliant Chris Aitken pass (just while we're doing outrageous hypotheses, like ) and stopped to lift the ball onto the back of his neck then lie down on the turf and pretend to cycle, instead of scoring an easy goal, allowing the defenders to get back and clear, I think I'd run on the park and boot him in the stones. Not before catching an imaginary ball between my knees and flapping my arms like a puffin or something obviously, just to keep in with the general skill factor as I cripple the little chunt. Edited March 28, 2009 by Monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 It has f**k all to do with football.If the latest superstar youth striker was given a chance in the first team, got put through on goal by a brilliant Chris Aitken pass (just while we're doing outrageous hypotheses, like ) and stopped to lift the ball onto the back of his neck then lie down on the turf and pretend to cycle, instead of scoring an easy goal, allowing the defenders to get back and clear, I think I'd run on the park and boot him in the stones. Not before catching an imaginary ball between my knees and flapping my arms like a puffin or something obviously, just to keep in with the general skill factor as I cripple the little chunt. There aren't enough hard man players nowadays. Big Shauny Dennis wouldnae have stood for any of this stepover pish. BANG! Up in the air and a snarled word of warning when fucking twinkletoes landed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 He'd get a straight red nowadays. There's no contact allowed at all in the lower leagues these days. Only today the ref at Stranraer gave a free-kick against Chris Aitken because he was alongside a Stranraer player, shoulder to shoulder. Brave Chris did absolutely everything he could to avoid having to get anywhere near challenging for the ball, but sadly for him his momentum took him into the opponent, and shoulders were rubbed, in the kind of slight brushing fashion that can only lead to a modern ultra-sensible referee into vehemently gesticulating in a sort of angry little wasp-like manner for a free-kick against the offending midfield maestro. On the upside for the robust Aitken, that seemed to satisfy him that his days industry was at an end, and an immediate return to complete disinterest at the game around him that was threatening to descend into football (from windy hoofing) was quickly applied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 There aren't enough hard man players nowadays. Big Shauny Dennis wouldnae have stood for any of this stepover pish. BANG! Up in the air and a snarled word of warning when fucking twinkletoes landed. Tam Forsyth.Bloody hell you feared for your players life when you saw him coming in for a tackle(kill) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 After a week of utter insanity, I thought I'd be glad to get back to my own bed and catch up on my missing sleep (so, so much of it), and actually be sober enough to get undressed before passing out (for the first time since Wednesday)...but come midnight, I'm actually really bored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I have a hangover setting in, and after fives I think I'm going to have to amputate my legs. Pain... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Eyemond Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Glasgow when Scotland are playing and it's on TV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 No live football matches on a Sunday when the internationals are on. After Goals on Sunday I've had to contend with River City and Only Fools and Horses repeats on G.O.L.D. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 No live football matches on a Sunday when the internationals are on. After Goals on Sunday I've had to contend with River City and Only Fools and Horses repeats on G.O.L.D. If only you had Setanta - I'm currently enjoying the spectacle that is Weymouth vs Barrow. To be fair, it's no worse than what I've witnessed in the First Division this season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 No live football matches on a Sunday when the internationals are on. After Goals on Sunday I've had to contend with River City and Only Fools and Horses repeats on G.O.L.D. Ecuador-Brazil tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Fecking traffic jams to get over the forth road bridge I'm fecked after 2 nights in Utrecht and I want to go home I'm on the 747 bus and Ive a mouth like an Arabs sandal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 After a week of utter insanity, I thought I'd be glad to get back to my own bed and catch up on my missing sleep (so, so much of it), and actually be sober enough to get undressed before passing out (for the first time since Wednesday)...but come midnight, I'm actually really bored. f**k sake, are you ever happy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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