Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I am having a nice bunch of grapesbut I would really love a chocolate muffin At the risk of sounding cheeky, why don't you go and get a chocolate muffin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 You need to stop the softly, softly approach Kilt. All woman are instinctively slags, so just let it be known that you want to ride one or both of them and they'll probably be happy to oblige. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 And if you do it in the next 45 minutes, and they're outraged, you can shout "April Fools!" and try not to look utterly crestfallen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 You need to stop the softly, softly approach Kilt. All woman are instinctively slags, so just let it be known that you want to ride one or both of them and they'll probably be happy to oblige. For f**k's sake, he's in enough trouble, he doesn't need a restraining order! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 For f**k's sake, he's in enough trouble, he doesn't need a restraining order! I felt it best not to mention the potential pitfalls of my plan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 You need to stop the softly, softly approach Kilt. All woman are instinctively slags, so just let it be known that you want to ride one or both of them and they'll probably be happy to oblige. I think you may be having me on there! And if you do it in the next 45 minutes, and they're outraged, you can shout "April Fools!" and try not to look utterly crestfallen. That could be a plan, my man. For f**k's sake, he's in enough trouble, he doesn't need a restraining order! Oh dear me, back to the old patter eh?! I felt it best not to mention the potential pitfalls of my plan Hah! I was right, you were having me on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footiechick Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 At the risk of sounding cheeky, why don't you go and get a chocolate muffin? I can't leave work til 12.30pm anyway. Ach the grapes were alright, I'm trying to not to have over indulgent treats just now. I have lost a lot of weight and don't want to spoil my results so far! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I can't leave work til 12.30pm anyway. Ach the grapes were alright, I'm trying to not to have over indulgent treats just now. I have lost a lot of weight and don't want to spoil my results so far! Grapes are refreshing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Oh dear me, back to the old patter eh?! Ahem, pot, kettle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 You could just go for the whole 'I've no had a my hole in a while, would you be willing to give me a hand' angle (make it absolutely clear at this point you expect full sex, not just a handjob). In all seriousness though, the world has moved on since you were in your prime. Women are sluttier these days, so you should try and take advantage of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I can't leave work til 12.30pm anyway. Ach the grapes were alright, I'm trying to not to have over indulgent treats just now. I have lost a lot of weight and don't want to spoil my results so far! Ahh right! I honestly wasn't trying to be smart or cheeky, I'm just of the belief that if you fancy something and it's obtainable then you should just get it. Diet permitting of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Ahem, pot, kettle? You're one to talk! You could just go for the whole 'I've no had a my hole in a while, would you be willing to give me a hand' angle (make it absolutely clear at this point you expect full sex, not just a handjob). Yes, I could, but I can guess the result... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Thats a very poor posed slap, she doesn't even look angry. 1/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Hey it was the best I could do on Googleimage! I've just realised that I left both my Scotland scarves in the airing cupboard of the old place when I moved. I have no scarf for tonight's game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 f**k it, on you go and fondle some bag, why do I care if you get into trouble? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 f**k it, on you go and fondle some bag, why do I care if you get into trouble? Probably safer just to fondle his own nut-containing bag, avoiding getting a slapping from 2 angry ladies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 just saw about 10 young anarchist liberal hippy douchebags square up to a single police man on sky news. scum! and now theres a fud who seems to be keen on the word 'basically' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Oh dear me, back to the old patter eh?! Ahem, pot, kettle? What he said 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 There are tickets available for the Scotland game tonight, I have money, just no way of getting there in time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 There are tickets available for the Scotland game tonight, I have money, just no way of getting there in time I went to see about tickets for the Czech Republic vs. Slovakia game earlier and the Skelpers wanted 2000Kc (£70) for a ticket. bit rediculous considering they were first on sale for 300Kc! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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