capybara Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Only if we let you into the UK do our Customs chums get a chance to probe your orifices! Ill remember that,think i might fly from Edinburgh.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Was down at the Scotland game tonight and boarded the last train back to Perth finding it packed with other Scotland fans. Unfortunately what had been a jovial atmosphere soon dissapeared and the trip was soon awash with drunken neddy brawling between fellow fans resulting in a half-hour delay as the police were called and the perpetrators ejected at Larbert.Hope those wee scumbags are never inclined to travel abroad or the Tartan Army reputation would take a hit This. My parents and a few friends were on this very train, and when it started to kick off got caught up in the middle of it all. Why can't arseholes like that just stay the f**k away from Scotland games? And it's always the innocent bystanders who get the thick end of it. Although my dad was quite puzzled that I was able to tell him what happened (from reading Blue Stain's post) before he told me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Getting my braces in today (which was OK), but this meant me not being able to play football in the roasting sun this afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 This.My parents and a few friends were on this very train, and when it started to kick off got caught up in the middle of it all. Why can't arseholes like that just stay the f**k away from Scotland games? And it's always the innocent bystanders who get the thick end of it. Although my dad was quite puzzled that I was able to tell him what happened (from reading Blue Stain's post) before he told me! Because Rangers weren't playing in Manchester? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I now have Girls Aloud "The Loving Kind" in my head! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I now have Girls Aloud "The Loving Kind" in my head! Its good, isn't it. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Its good, isn't it. B) It's growing on me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "I'm going to do a poo at Paul's" ARGH!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
county-mad Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bloody women getting annoyed as I said county meant more than her. Theres that ride out the window 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bloody women getting annoyed as I said county meant more than her. Theres that ride out the window Idiot! They don't like hearing the truth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bloody women getting annoyed as I said county meant more than her. Theres that ride out the window Maybe she didn't quite catch the inclusion of the "o" in County? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I now have Girls Aloud "The Loving Kind" in my head! Think that's bad? I've had this in my head for about 8 months......... Catchy tune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 When I was being frisked last week, some scouse woman was being told to take the fertilizer out her hand luggage. She never knew what was wrong with this. I found it funny.She also had 10 tins of soup, I heard her say, "you can't get it in Tenerife". Who the f**k takes fertilizer to Tenerife??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlesgaKillie Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Heres something that gets on my nerves. Hookers whose teeth grate against your "member" and those that tell you after the moneyshot that thats your whack. Im not bitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stainrod's Fedora Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Probably already mentioned, The Netherlands being referred to as Holland. Totally wrong. The equivalent of the United Kingdom (or Great Britain at the Olympics) being called England. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 but if u watch the Olympics via our own commentators if the competitor is English then they are English and commented on briefly as a British athlete and should they be from another home nation then they are ONLY British but anyways a petty wee thing that i hate is people wearing shoes with jeans and i mean like the kind you would wear with a suit (i leave it with the spacing so its easy to make a quote from for if u wanty post it elsewhere for lolz) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) Down in Kaikoura (South Island) today, to watch whales out in the bay. Except they didn't show, and I was sea sick for the first time in my life. And Christchurch is pish, for a town it's size there was f**k all happening on a saturday night. For the money we spent, I could have been in the bloody gold coast for the weekend Edited April 4, 2009 by kiwififer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 P&B has gone mental. It's telling me that the post above this one was posted at 15:40 today today. That's the future! What's the Rovers score, TS? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 P&B has gone mental.It's telling me that the post above this one was posted at 15:40 today today. That's the future! What's the Rovers score, TS? more lucratively...who won the national? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 more lucratively...who won the national? It doesn't start til quarter past 4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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