capybara Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Still not got the guitar fixed.Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Selling my car. That Mondeo just too powerful for you then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 That Mondeo just too powerful for you then? No, the wife was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 No, the wife was. Time to change your user name, Mouseter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 No, the wife was. Any ideas on a replacement, yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Time to change your user name, Mouseter. I was thinking maybe Captain UnderThumb? Any ideas on a replacement, yet? Sheridan Smith would be ideal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Methinks you may have to settle for this.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 If the wife allows.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 I think I've been dumped. On the plus side, a Willie Hills has opened 30 seconds walk away from my flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
county-mad Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Currently sitting in work, got that bloody 118-24/7 advert stuck in my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I've got a sprained tongue! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I've got a sprained tongue! Did you demolish a bag of lollypops? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I've got a sprained tongue! Where,s Larson's Rimming Forum?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Did you demolish a bag of lollypops? Nope - it wasn't self-inflicted! Where's Larson's Rimming Forum?? Wrong again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I've got a sprained tongue! Must have been that hour and a half of unceasing walking I suppose. Oh wait, you can't . -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Nope - it wasn't self-inflicted! Did a big seagull mistake your tongue for the arm of a jellyfish and try to pinch it out of your mouth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I've got a sprained tongue! Right lets see. You have just delivered an upbeat training course to your colleagues. Or you lapped up to much booze at the weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 (edited) Did a big seagull mistake your tongue for the arm of a jellyfish and try to pinch it out of your mouth? You're very, very close - it was caused by a bird! Right lets see. You have just delivered an upbeat training course to your colleagues.Or you lapped up to much booze at the weekend. Way off the mark! Edit: Rate Your Weekend Out Of 10 Today, 12:12 Last post by: Kilt Reasons To Be Cheerful Today, 12:06 Last post by: Kilt *cough, cough Edited April 6, 2009 by Kilt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 You're very, very close - it was caused by a bird! Did you perform extensive cunnilingus on a member of the female sex? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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