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Maybe your bosses didnt want the Home Secretary being introduced to someone who stunk of booze and had loads of empty Tennents Super cans all over his desk !!

Come now, you're not even trying. Make a bit more of an effort!

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Try poking somebody better looking.

Sorry but....... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

They are great Kilt eh.

As you say wizz,snap,photo,wizz snap. Wee shake of hand with suit.In Limo.On news as J Smith meets the people.

Propaganda. I want to ask about Plugs....

I know what you mean. I've served under the following Home Secretary's...

Merlyn Rees*

William Whitelaw*

Leon Brittan*

Douglas Hurd

David Waddington*

Kenneth Baker*

Kenneth Clarke**

Michael Howard*

Jack Straw*

David Blunkett*

Charles Clarke*

John Reid

Jacqui Smith+

Those marked * are the ones I've met and who've had the courtesy to recognise me as a valued member of the service, regardless of what I thought of their politics.

The one marked + didn't have the decency to speak to the 'hoi-polloi' who keep the daily cogs of government turning.

And Ken gets a ** because not only did I meet him at work but we got pissed together at the 11th Brighton & Hove Great British Beer Festival! :lol::lol:

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Maybe your bosses didnt want the Home Secretary being introduced to someone who stunk of booze and had loads of empty Tennents Super cans all over his desk !!

Dear Div,

Rather like your 'John McVeigh is a tit' default, could you program me one so every time I type BullyWee1878 it defaults to 'Fuck off you tedious cunt'?

I promise to come to the next St.Mirren game if you can fix it for me! ;)

Yours,

Kilty! :)

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They are great Kilt eh.

As you say wizz,snap,photo,wizz snap. Wee shake of hand with suit.In Limo.On news as J Smith meets the people.

Propaganda. I want to ask about Plugs....

I love when Have I Got News For You shows the clips of politicians out and about meeting people and highlights the bit where the politician in question realises that the cameras are now on and quickly switches from a completely disinterested look to an interested look with a wee smile.

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Arranging my trip to Belfast is turning into a nightmare:

1. I had to register a personal travel profile on our new computer system

2. I then had to phone the travel company to book the flight

3. They asked for my credit/debit card details; I have neither

4. As it's easyjet, they only take card bookings

5. I could use BMI but they only fly to Belfast City, but the staff member I need to see is at Belfast International some 30 miles away

6. We have an office General Purchase Credit Card but...

7. I have to complete a Request to Purchase form

8. As the costs are coming out of Belfast's budget, I'll have to email that to them

9. Once they've authorised it with the Cost Centre code they email it to our procurement section in Manchester

10. Manchester then make the flight booking and email me confirmation

11. I then go downstairs and check in on an e-ticket with easyjet

I'm sorely tempted to feckin swim there instead! :angry:<_<:(

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The entertainment news woman that was on sky news today! :o There really was no need for her to say the woman from X factor was ugly. Not everyone can be stick think and perfect all the time. :rolleyes:

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