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:( Some friends I have, getting made fun of cos I like that girl in the bebo/munters threads. It's not really helpin my confidence with them doing that

Why are you bothered your arse what they think? Surely if you like her and find her attractive then that's all that matters?

Are your pals 10 years old or something?

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Why are you bothered your arse what they think? Surely if you like her and find her attractive then that's all that matters?

Are your pals 10 years old or something?

f**k knows why i'm bothered about it

:lol: no, they're not but it seems like it at times

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Just do not ask any questions relating to Porn films or the cost of plugs.

Didn't get the chance. :angry: Our Director almost skipped into the office waving his arms about like Walter the Softy shouting 'The Home Secretary's here everyone' in the campest voice you can imagine. Then she was whisked into the back office to meet the other high-heid-yins before being escorted to the control to see the Amsterdam and then into the Customs Hall before jumping into her limo to be wizzed up to Glasgow.

She was here for about 20 minutes in total, spoke to senior management only, no ordinary staff and was surrounded by a posse of armed personal protection officers.

At least Willie Whitelaw (Home Secretary late seventies, early eighties) had the courtesy to shake my hand and tell me I was doing a good job.

My boss Jacqui Smith/New Labour - fuck 'em! <_<

VOTE - post-1053-1239878757.gif B)

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They are great Kilt eh.

As you say wizz,snap,photo,wizz snap. Wee shake of hand with suit.In Limo.On news as J Smith meets the people.

Propaganda. I want to ask about Plugs....

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Didn't get the chance. :angry: Our Director almost skipped into the office waving his arms about like Walter the Softy shouting 'The Home Secretary's here everyone' in the campest voice you can imagine. Then she was whisked into the back office to meet the other high-heid-yins before being escorted to the control to see the Amsterdam and then into the Customs Hall before jumping into her limo to be wizzed up to Glasgow.

She was here for about 20 minutes in total, spoke to senior management only, no ordinary staff and was surrounded by a posse of armed personal protection officers.

At least Willie Whitelaw (Home Secretary late seventies, early eighties) had the courtesy to shake my hand and tell me I was doing a good job.

My boss Jacqui Smith/New Labour - fuck 'em! <_<

VOTE - post-1053-1239878757.gif B)

Maybe your bosses didnt want the Home Secretary being introduced to someone who stunk of booze and had loads of empty Tennents Super cans all over his desk !!

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Maybe your bosses didnt want the Home Secretary being introduced to someone who stunk of booze and had loads of empty Tennents Super cans all over his desk !!

Carlsberg don't do boring, repetitive posts BullyWee1878 does.

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Maybe your bosses didnt want the Home Secretary being introduced to someone who stunk of booze and had loads of empty Tennents Super cans all over his desk !!

Come now, you're not even trying. Make a bit more of an effort!

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Try poking somebody better looking.

Sorry but....... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

They are great Kilt eh.

As you say wizz,snap,photo,wizz snap. Wee shake of hand with suit.In Limo.On news as J Smith meets the people.

Propaganda. I want to ask about Plugs....

I know what you mean. I've served under the following Home Secretary's...

Merlyn Rees*

William Whitelaw*

Leon Brittan*

Douglas Hurd

David Waddington*

Kenneth Baker*

Kenneth Clarke**

Michael Howard*

Jack Straw*

David Blunkett*

Charles Clarke*

John Reid

Jacqui Smith+

Those marked * are the ones I've met and who've had the courtesy to recognise me as a valued member of the service, regardless of what I thought of their politics.

The one marked + didn't have the decency to speak to the 'hoi-polloi' who keep the daily cogs of government turning.

And Ken gets a ** because not only did I meet him at work but we got pissed together at the 11th Brighton & Hove Great British Beer Festival! :lol::lol:

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Maybe your bosses didnt want the Home Secretary being introduced to someone who stunk of booze and had loads of empty Tennents Super cans all over his desk !!

Dear Div,

Rather like your 'John McVeigh is a tit' default, could you program me one so every time I type BullyWee1878 it defaults to 'Fuck off you tedious cunt'?

I promise to come to the next St.Mirren game if you can fix it for me! ;)

Yours,

Kilty! :)

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