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It's not cheating untill you tell another guy/girl that you love them... Well so i think anyway

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My girlfriend's friend was coming through from Edinburgh to stay with us, and we were going on a night out. I told my female friend this and she said that she thought we'd probably end up having a threesome, and if we did, my girlfirend wouldn't mind me having sex with her best friend, but would be annoyed if I kissed her during it :huh:

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I doubt that would go down too well if you were caught baw deep.

"But I haven't told her that I love her!!"

Yes but who decided cheating was having sex with another person.. God..? If you don't believe in God then clearly there is nothing wrong with cheating. Don't get me wrong i've never cheated and i don't think my boyfriend has ever cheated on me but sometimes we spend months apart and i actively tell him to go out and chat up girls, its healthy :)

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Yes but who decided cheating was having sex with another person.. God..? If you don't believe in God then clearly there is nothing wrong with cheating. Don't get me wrong i've never cheated and i don't think my boyfriend has ever cheated on me but sometimes we spend months apart and i actively tell him to go out and chat up girls, its healthy :)

There's a big difference between chatting up a girl and actually having sex with her!

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If you can love your own club, but can go and watch an enjoy other teams playing (as I, and many people do), why can't you still love your girlfirend and f**k other girls as well?

You're a man-whore.

Disgusting. <_<

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Yes but who decided cheating was having sex with another person.. God..? If you don't believe in God then clearly there is nothing wrong with cheating. Don't get me wrong i've never cheated and i don't think my boyfriend has ever cheated on me but sometimes we spend months apart and i actively tell him to go out and chat up girls, its healthy :)

:lol:

*Caught with the pants down*

"C'mon eh! I don't believe in God so the adultery commandment doesn't hold any sway with me and I still haven't told her that I love her!!"

That still isn't going to work although I see where you are coming from.

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My girlfriend is going travelling for a year :(

Is going back to an old fuckbuddy morally justifiable or should it just be me, my left hand, and man size Kleenex?

You're a wankaholic! :wub:

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I've been ill for two days. Then I took my dog to the toilet last night when I was starting to feel better. I promptly missed the kerb and have now buggered up my foot not to mention the skinned elbow.

Bad stuff.

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I've been ill for two days. Then I took my dog to the toilet last night when I was starting to feel better. I promptly missed the kerb and have now buggered up my foot not to mention the skinned elbow.

Bad stuff.

Turn to drink.It never fails..

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Turn to drink.It never fails..

Ah Capy, pearls of wisdom. How do I justify it to my bosses though?

Oh aye, UEFA Cup Final on tonight, I promptly forget and promise that I'll attend a trip to the cinema with the dear one.

f**k sake.

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I doubt that would go down too well if you were caught baw deep.

"But I haven't told her that I love her!!"

:lol::lol::lol: Oh, that conjures up such a picture! :D

NB: I would have responded to some of Fudge's earlier 'threesome' posts but I've just realised any response of mine wouldn't have made sense as it would be fuelled by a maniacal jealousy of the over-sexed stud-muffin that would make any comment appear wholly irrational! :angry:<_<

The lucky sod! :(

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