Fudge Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 In all seriousness, do pagans just have mass orgies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 PTTGOYN: They fuckin tube-kinda things that doctors give you for a sample 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 PTTGOYN: They fuckin tube-kinda things that doctors give you for a sample Tell me about it! Think yourself lucky that you probably just need to piss into yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Tell me about it!Think yourself lucky that you probably just need to piss into yours. aye, i do but its fucking annoying tryin to piss into it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 PTTGOYN: They fuckin tube-kinda things that doctors give you for a sample How hard can it be for a bloke to pee in it? All you have to do is hold your cock and point it into the tube thing,it's harder for a woman to pee into one of those things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 How hard can it be for a bloke to pee in it? i find it hard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 i find it hard Oh well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 How can you find it hard to piss into one of those? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 How can you find it hard to piss into one of those? when you've dropped it in the fuckin toilet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Trying to sort out some deliveries from suppliers. Bloke at company in Essex just stated 'can't help you today Europe is shut'. It would appear that today is Ascension Day (I had to google it being the heathen that I am) and this means that the excuse of the day from many of my suppliers will be sorry Europe on holiday - as an aside I thought we were part of Europe so why are those b*ggers off and I'm at my desk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Philistines. I fancy watching a bit of live football this weekend, and quite fancied taking a wee wander along to the Stenny game (got to cheer on our maroon brothers), and so texted my (Celtic supporting) mate to ask if he fancied it. "Why would you even do that?" See what Im up against here! Philistines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 f**k. Man over board. I just dropped a whole digestive in my coffee, after a few seconds I gave up on the rescue mission. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 f**k. Man over board.I just dropped a whole digestive in my coffee, after a few seconds I gave up on the rescue mission. Never mind, it'll melt and make the coffee taste awesome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yer Maw Has a Sac. Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 People that constantly pick up on spelling errors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) Fucking computer screen keeps switching off Edited May 21, 2009 by fafc1885 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 A bird (or a brave cat perhaps) seems to have destroyed half of my tomato plants. Looks like I'll have to make a trip to the shop to buy some chicken wire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Sitting having my lunch in my van and what came running by it but a huge fucking rat,Put me right off my roll on crisps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Just be thankful you weren't going for a pish! Good point, that would be a much worse 'eye' to have the stinging sensation.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Doing a nightshift from 10pm until 5am tonight. Normally not a problem, but the reason I'm in tonight is to tell 15 people they're being made redundant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Trying to find a job is a fucking nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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