Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 (edited) Not that ghost shite again. Can't be any worse than that xbl shite and it has the added attraction of looking upon him as the disembodied soul of a deceased person. StewartyMac just beat me on Tiger Woods. Not my idea of a dream threesome but hey ho, each to their own. Edited May 24, 2009 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 apparently -independence day- the only advantages aliens have over us is a kick ass force field and fancy planes. and to beat them we give them a virus and hire will smith. its a piss poor film in terms of creativity frankly, but I bet the MTV generation love it. Simplifying films like that in your head will spoil it though. Much like saying that all that the Shawshank Redemption consists of Andy Dufresne getting jailed and then breaking back out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Yeah people should have to pass an aptitude test to get to use the self scan tills. Not as annoying as the old people who clearly haven't used them before and have no intention of learning the easy way. It's not as if they spring up on you at the last minute, go away and talk to the wee woman behind the manual till and let me buy my food before I starve to death in the process. Supermarkets should really look at ways of reducing stressful customer situations, it can't be good for their sales. I Think there should be express lanes for alcohol. A/ its heavy B/ i need it in a hurry.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I Think there should be express lanes for alcohol.A/ its heavy B/ i need it in a hurry.. Like the fag counter, excellent idea. In continuation of my other PTTGOMN yesterday, the sports centre expects me to pay for the booking of a Fives pitch in full - despite not being able to use the pitch nor the service, or be unable to book events in there again. Apparently if I had given them 48 hours notice (which would have required time travel to before actually booking it) then I wouldn't have to pay. I have no intention of paying. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Who is the Gray Ghost? I've completely forgotten. Anyway, I was at a party last night and we were all writing messages on the concrete with chalk for the girl who's leaving. Her driveway is pretty much vertical with a gap between the slabs where hundreds of wee stones are placed. Anyway, I was bent over writing a message when my foot slipped in the stones and I ended up on my belly sliding down this steep fucking driveway. Got a tiny wee scrape on my wrist, but it's one of those ones where it stings like f**k constantly. Quite annoying. Oh, I also smashed by balls against an open gate when I reached the bottom of the hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
county-mad Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 The sunday sesh being postponed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Simplifying films like that in your head will spoil it though.Much like saying that all that the Shawshank Redemption consists of Andy Dufresne getting jailed and then breaking back out. What IS a Shawshank Redemption? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 She will get bored, this is the voice of experience speaking! After the initial stalking of your posts, she will get bored and will forget all about it, in the way women do. That said, if she reads your post history in detail,well,the gray ghost is sure she won't! Ah, good old P&B post stalking. Why on earth would anyone ever tire of that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What IS a Shawshank Redemption? You've lost me young ane! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What IS a Shawshank Redemption? Dunno, wtf is a Shawshank Redemption? Anyhow, on to things that annoy me - c***s on XBox Live, who simply quit the second you score a goal against them when playing FIFA or PES. It's poofy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 You've lost me young ane! B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 B) Tell me what you meant then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 (edited) Tomorrow, I'll sit the toughest exam I've faced yet and I'm absolutely bricking it. Far too much to take in and I'm not convinced I'm going to remember it all. For the first time in my life, I'm actually on the verge of panic before an exam. Thankfully, I got a good mark in the coursework. The module mark is a 50-50 split between the two. EDIT: Why does my second paragraph appear like I've hit the return twice when I view the thread? I've only hit return once. It appears normal when I view my post at the bottom of the screen in this edit too. Edited May 24, 2009 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Tell me what you meant then! As it says on the tin. Never watched the Limmy Show then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Thought i was on a good run what with having an excellent sesh last night, waking up this morning with no hangover whatsoever, despite having dealt with a litre of vodka, and several joints. The run of good fortune is now at an end. My other half is in for her monthly "MOTT test", i've got work tomorrow, and i'm skint again. f**k. On the plus side though, Airdrie, Newcastle and Boro all got relegated today. Awesome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 The Microsoft Word trial has expired and I have 2 assesments to hand in for Wednesday and Word costs about £30 that I don't have. Bank holiday tomorrow so need to cram everything in at the libary on Tuesday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 The Microsoft Word trial has expired and I have 2 assesments to hand in for Wednesday and Word costs about £30 that I don't have. Bank holiday tomorrow so need to cram everything in at the libary on Tuesday http://www.openoffice.org/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 The Microsoft Word trial has expired and I have 2 assesments to hand in for Wednesday and Word costs about £30 that I don't have. Bank holiday tomorrow so need to cram everything in at the libary on Tuesday Psst; torrents. *cough, cough* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 As it says on the tin.Never watched the Limmy Show then? Never heard of it. I'm too busy clubbing seals and shaving cats to watch TV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 http://www.openoffice.org/ Legend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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